[el jeffe]

I know it can be a tough time of the year, but I need to sell and this would make a great Festivus present for somebody... Here's the text of the ad that was flagged:

Love the car, but I need to sell because my 36-week preggo wifey has to park her VW outside on the street. I'd like to put her car in the garage because the racquet she makes each morning scraping ice off the windows is unbearable and keeps waking me up. It's frigid outside and all I want is to stay in bed, but all I hear is... CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP down the stairs and then SCRAAAAAAAAPE, SCRAPE-SCRAPE-SCRAPE-SCRAPE-SCRAPE, SCRAAAAAAAPE on the windshield. I need to free one of the spots in the garage before the baby comes or else I'll have to suffer through the noise of her feeding a hungry infant along with racquet she causes scraping her windows and then packing me a sandwich for lunch.

With the winter tires, kickass seat heaters, and rubber mats, the RWD E90 is a very competent car in snow, but you already know that. The balance, weight distribution, and traction control settings make it an easy car to steer with the throttle, especially if the front end is going wide through a turn. I'm confident this car will -- with a few extra stickers -- be the star of Fast & Furious 7: Mile High Snow Drift.

Will consider partial trades for a '87-'98 Porsche 911, 2008-2010 135i Coupe, Imola Red e46 M3, 2010+ Mustang GT, or a train, which I could also afford. Any trade consideration needs to seat four to fit my buddies and/or girlfriends and/or buddies' girlfriends. Also needs to be fun, rare, or even Cars 'n Coffee worthy.

Asking $40,000 or best offer.

Factory options:
2011 335i E90 Sedan (RWD)
Le Mans Blue exterior
Black Dakota Leather interior with Glacier Silver Aluminum trim
6-speed manual
M-Sport Package
Premium Package
Heated Front Seats
Split/Folding Rear Seats
iPod/USB Adapter (6FL)
Sirius Satellite Radio
HD Radio
Extras:
OEM BMW Glossy Black Performance Kidney Grilles (in addition to stock grilles)
OEM BMW Split/sliding Black Dakota leather armrest
19" Gunmetal Alufelgen CS-7 Wheels (19x8.5" et35 front, 19x9.5" et35 rears) with staggered General Exclaim tires (235/35R19 front, 265/30R19 rear), no TPMS
18" OEM BMW M-Sport wheels (style 193M) with square Dunlop Wintersport M3 tires
OEM Rubber floor mats
OEM E60 17" spare tire kit

Condition:
10,600 miles
Inservice date is 08/21/2010 with remaining factory warranty through 08/2014
Always garaged and hand washed
Oil changed @7500 miles (1/2 of the recommended interval)
No cracks in the glass, very few nicks or rock chips, and very few paint imperfections that can't be removed by clay bar or polish
Interior is like new All wheels are in great shape with only tiny marks on the 19" wheels
Tires have lots of tread left, except for the 19" rear Generals

Price:
$40,000 or best offer
Price includes two sets of wheels/tires; willing to sell for less including only one set
I also have an additional set of nearly-new (less than 2000 miles) OEM Bridgestone RE050A RFT tires that can be negotiated as part of the sale

If you have any questions or want more information, please call/text 303-564-5572 or respond via PM/email.

[ajsalida]

Why did this get flagged off of CL?

PS: nice car GLWS

[16M4]

^^Dealerships that post on craigslist flag all of the private sale ads.

[ajsalida]

Originally Posted by Alfred

^^Dealerships that post on craigslist flag all of the private sale ads.

Ah yes, those pieces of AIDS-laced shit. Someone with hacking skill should set up a CL ad, that, when flagged by a dealer employee unleashes a computer virus. This virus causes the flagger's brain to snow crash (like Neal Stephenson's book), but then also wipes the entire dealer network + backups and transfers all their cash in a traceable manner to known terrorist bank accounts, visible to DHS. If they could also re-target CIA drones with hellfire missles onto the dealership that would be good too.

[el jeffe]

Originally Posted by ajsalida

Why did this get flagged off of CL?

PS: nice car GLWS

Thanks and no idea. Maybe somebody who was offended at the thought of my 36-week pregnant wife having to scrape ice off her car on a bitter morning.

That's okay, I'm helping her out now... I gave her a step stool to use.

[QC135Vert]

Are you interested in selling these seperate?

18" OEM BMW M-Sport wheels (style 193M) with square Dunlop Wintersport M3 tires
OEM Rubber floor mats --are these held in place with velcro?

[el jeffe]

Originally Posted by QC135Vert

Are you interested in selling these seperate?

18" OEM BMW M-Sport wheels (style 193M) with square Dunlop Wintersport M3 tires
OEM Rubber floor mats --are these held in place with velcro?

Sorry, I'm not interested in parting out yet. I believe the rubber mats are held in place with small hooks.

[QC135Vert]

Ok, if you change your mind just shoot me a PM. I will most likely be interested.

[F82_SID]

A Festivus For The Rest Of Us!!!!

[el jeffe]

Festivus Claus was kind this year... SOLD.

[el jeffe]

Originally Posted by QC135Vert

Ok, if you change your mind just shoot me a PM. I will most likely be interested.

PM sent.