Awe.... Isn't it just soooo adorable...

ragingclue · 09-08-2009, 01:22 PM

Saw this cute lil thing in a parking lot by work today. It's such a cute little car, even with all that power, it still looks so effete. Good thing he's making up for any insecurites by claiming 2-4x as many parking spaces as anyone else.

He's just asking to be parked in. Maybe just a "You Park Like an Asshole" flyer...?

Vudoo4u2 · 09-08-2009, 01:26 PM

what a dick

mkPOTO · 09-08-2009, 01:33 PM

you should of parked right next to it lol

ragingclue · 09-08-2009, 01:37 PM

What bothers me is that there is so much open space for anyone who doesn't feel like worrying about others parking next to them. The rows on the other side of this guy are completely vacant, and are that way every day. I just see no need for this buffoonery. Unless it was a chick, then maybe she actually was trying to park between the lines? It would make sense since it's an SLK...

UdubBadger · 09-08-2009, 02:13 PM

CubanJJ09 · 09-08-2009, 02:54 PM

Lol these things are fuckin ugly should of towed it just cause of that

IRL-MN · 09-08-2009, 09:44 PM

Wow.

souldriven · 09-08-2009, 10:18 PM

That would get keyed, automatic.

ragingclue · 09-09-2009, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by souldriven

That would get keyed, automatic.

Meh... Keying is overrated IMO. Parking in someone's drivers side door is best. That way, they know you know who would have done something to your car if they seek out revenge. Know what I mean? Keying seems to be a bit cowardly to me, due to its safety through anonymity. I want people to know who is fucking with them when I do it.

CubanJJ09 · 09-09-2009, 11:53 AM

lol yea then they key your shit.

Darkcyd_Turbo · 09-09-2009, 02:59 PM

LoL...I'm not gonna lie, i take up two stalls too! The people here in WI dont give a shit that you paid $50K for your car, they're gonna ding your ride anyways. Buuuuuuut, I only take up two stalls parked way away from everyone. Like waaaaay in the back where no one parks. I used to take up one stall way in the back but some shmuck always thinks it'll be cool to park next to me when there are 1000 other places to park that are way closer to the door! lol

But what that guy did deserves a big pile of poop left on his hood....

GB///M · 09-09-2009, 03:22 PM

ha what a jerkoff! Hes begging to be made an example of

cincy335i · 09-09-2009, 04:25 PM

Total dick move!! I guarantee he is probably the most femine of men, total yuppie pansy! You should have stuck around and got a picture of him, as I am sure it was some sissy dude wearing a Lacoste sweater tiead up around his neck , boat shoes and looks like he drinks a beer with his pinky finger in the air! (no offense to Lacoste sweaters or boat shoes, but just the mental picture of how lame this jack ass looks, and I am sure he THINKS he is cool)

nick 55 · 09-11-2009, 12:11 PM

That's my wife, taught her everything I know about parking. You should see her park the 3 series.

Nick

CubanJJ09 · 09-11-2009, 12:21 PM

on the roof?

Crazy Bimmer · 09-12-2009, 02:13 AM

Needs this done to it.

Then hope its really windy out.

CubanJJ09 · 09-12-2009, 07:20 AM

lolol that is awesome

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ragingclue One cam is enough 130 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	What bothers me is that there is so much open space for anyone who doesn't feel like worrying about others parking next to them. The rows on the other side of this guy are completely vacant, and are that way every day. I just see no need for this buffoonery. Unless it was a chick, then maybe she actually was trying to park between the lines? It would make sense since it's an SLK...
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Darkcyd_Turbo "Booty Hole Bandit" 32 Rep 1,597 Posts Drives: 2008 Montego E92 335xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Madison, WI iTrader: (14)	LoL...I'm not gonna lie, i take up two stalls too! The people here in WI dont give a shit that you paid $50K for your car, they're gonna ding your ride anyways. Buuuuuuut, I only take up two stalls parked way away from everyone. Like waaaaay in the back where no one parks. I used to take up one stall way in the back but some shmuck always thinks it'll be cool to park next to me when there are 1000 other places to park that are way closer to the door! lol But what that guy did deserves a big pile of poop left on his hood....
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cincy335i Lieutenant 77 Rep 418 Posts Drives: '08 Black Saph 335i coupe 6mt Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio iTrader: (0)	Total dick move!! I guarantee he is probably the most femine of men, total yuppie pansy! You should have stuck around and got a picture of him, as I am sure it was some sissy dude wearing a Lacoste sweater tiead up around his neck , boat shoes and looks like he drinks a beer with his pinky finger in the air! (no offense to Lacoste sweaters or boat shoes, but just the mental picture of how lame this jack ass looks, and I am sure he THINKS he is cool) __________________ Performance \|PROcede V5\|Stett CAI\|UUC/Corsa Exhaust\|AA Intercooler\|RPI Scoops\|Stett Charge Pipe w/Forge DV's\|UUC Evo3 SSK/DSSR\|Mod CDV Style \|Aero Lip\|Aero rear\|Aero Spoiler\|M-Tech Side Skirts\|Black Calipers\|Black Grille\|Black Shadow emblem\|Black Vinyl Wrapped Window Trim\|35%Tint\|Tinted Tails\|Style 230 19"rims\|Lux H8'sTech \|Nav\|Cold Weather\|Premium\|Comfort Access\|Sport\|
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