Beloved Asshat 335i driver

Turbo Tinkerer · 09-18-2013, 05:31 AM

THE CAR - White E92, Lowered (slammed), Mtech or M3 side skirts, tinted Windows that's about all I payed attention to. OEM Wheels 19" I believe. Caledon Area.

I was pulled over on the side of the road since I had to use my phone. It was a quiet long straight stretch in Caledon and a white 335i pulls up beside and I'm thinking hey cool I have one too and we begin to chat

Him: You Stock Bro? (Seriously, that was his opening line)
Me: Yes . . . (I'm not, but I realized I was dealing with an idiot)
Him: I'm fully bolted and running meth
Me: Nice . . .
Him: You wanna run? I got a passenger you have an advantage.
Me: No Thanks, not on the streets
Him: Porsche drivers are all pussy's

And then he drives off telling his female co-pilot that he can smoke any Porsche and that only GT-R's can compete with him "on tha streets". Funny part is even my 335i would probably leave him behind on the track let alone the car that I was in at the time. It's twice as fast as my 335i.

If you are reading this or if anyone knows who the owner of that vehicle might be have them PM me, I would like to run them on a private street and record it for youtube viewing pleasure. I will pay for your gas money and buy you lunch. If you win I will give you my OEM 335i turbos to keep as a backup.

GreekboyD · 09-18-2013, 06:14 AM

#shots fired

Kid Eh · 09-18-2013, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbo Tinkerer

Him: You Stock Bro?

My window would have went up immediately after this.

BRAISKI · 09-18-2013, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kid Eh

My window would have went up immediately after this.

Exactly! That opening line already said it all. They are everywhere I'm sure most of them are in this forum lol.

He prob felt like Vin Diesel

infidel335 · 09-18-2013, 08:11 AM

I'm glad most of my call outs happen at a drag strip.

Shoooter_j · 09-18-2013, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BRAISKI

Exactly! That opening line already said it all. They are everywhere I'm sure most of them are in this forum lol.

He prob felt like Vin Diesel

Surprised he didn't ask to also run for pink slips...

MOAB · 09-18-2013, 09:07 AM

OP, nicely done.

MrPig · 09-18-2013, 09:31 AM

Was the copilot hot, though?

GreekboyD · 09-18-2013, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MrPig

Was the copilot hot, though?

Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?

Delta0311 · 09-18-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GreekboyD

Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?

What happened to her car?

SlickE90 · 09-18-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GreekboyD

Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?

Iceburg · 09-18-2013, 10:20 AM

That is embarrasing man...(for him).......

335alive · 09-18-2013, 10:58 AM

respect for being the bigger man.

Where in Caledon was this? I live near Highways 9 and 50, just north of Bolton, and I don't recall seeing this car around the area...but then again, Caledon is HUGE, area-wise...

s142nv · 09-18-2013, 10:59 AM

Interesting to see if anything comes from this thread.

Wolf 335 · 09-18-2013, 11:04 AM

subscribed

BRAISKI · 09-18-2013, 11:08 AM

You should have told him, talk to me when you drive a better car and thats why you got rid of your 335 lol. Some guys would probably get offended here though lol. But I like how you handle it, very mature action.

MrPig · 09-18-2013, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GreekboyD

Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?

Yeah, but is she hot?

yarviinn · 09-18-2013, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbo Tinkerer

Him: Porsche drivers are all pussy's

???

Were you in a Porsche at the time?

Royalfan29 · 09-18-2013, 12:58 PM

glad you're humble about it. Cheers!

I've had idiots asking to run. I'm not wasting my time with civics.

P-rex · 09-18-2013, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GreekboyD

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Originally Posted by MrPig

Was the copilot hot, though?

Maybe it was DDYZGIRL since she's without a car now?

spotted.

335icandy · 10-27-2013, 06:04 PM

Lmao. Where in Caledon? 335alive and I are neighbours... wouldn't have been me or my E93 335i... I dont race.

Too many kids buying our cars now getting over inflated egos

playground · 10-27-2013, 09:36 PM

plenty of 335i drivers like that, no big surprise here.

09-18-2013, 05:31 AM	#1
Turbo Tinkerer Private 9 Rep 80 Posts Drives: N54 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: GTA iTrader: (0)	Beloved Asshat 335i driver THE CAR - White E92, Lowered (slammed), Mtech or M3 side skirts, tinted Windows that's about all I payed attention to. OEM Wheels 19" I believe. Caledon Area. I was pulled over on the side of the road since I had to use my phone. It was a quiet long straight stretch in Caledon and a white 335i pulls up beside and I'm thinking hey cool I have one too and we begin to chat Him: You Stock Bro? (Seriously, that was his opening line) Me: Yes . . . (I'm not, but I realized I was dealing with an idiot) Him: I'm fully bolted and running meth Me: Nice . . . Him: You wanna run? I got a passenger you have an advantage. Me: No Thanks, not on the streets Him: Porsche drivers are all pussy's And then he drives off telling his female co-pilot that he can smoke any Porsche and that only GT-R's can compete with him "on tha streets". Funny part is even my 335i would probably leave him behind on the track let alone the car that I was in at the time. It's twice as fast as my 335i. If you are reading this or if anyone knows who the owner of that vehicle might be have them PM me, I would like to run them on a private street and record it for youtube viewing pleasure. I will pay for your gas money and buy you lunch. If you win I will give you my OEM 335i turbos to keep as a backup.
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09-18-2013, 06:14 AM	#2
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09-18-2013, 08:11 AM	#5
infidel335 Lieutenant 29 Rep 454 Posts Drives: 2009 335xi Join Date: May 2012 Location: NoVA iTrader: (0)	I'm glad most of my call outs happen at a drag strip. __________________ 335xi: JB4 G5 \| KW V1s \| muffler delete \| BMS DCI \| VRSF 7" FMIC \| VMR v703 18x8 \| and your mom
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09-18-2013, 09:07 AM	#7
MOAB Major 18 Rep 1,077 Posts Drives: Porsche & BMW Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	OP, nicely done. __________________ March-November - '09 C4S (PDK, Akrapovic) December-February - '00 323 (only mod - snow tires)
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MrPig Major 14 Rep 1,203 Posts Drives: '11 STI, '90 325iS Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada iTrader: (0) Garage List 1990 BMW 325is [10.00]	Was the copilot hot, though? __________________
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09-18-2013, 10:20 AM	#12
Iceburg Captain 75 Rep 913 Posts Drives: 2013 B8.5 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Boss Level iTrader: (18)	That is embarrasing man...(for him).......
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09-18-2013, 10:58 AM	#13
335alive i accidentally the verb 19 Rep 671 Posts Drives: 13 Subaru BRZ Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: caledon, ontario iTrader: (2)	respect for being the bigger man. Where in Caledon was this? I live near Highways 9 and 50, just north of Bolton, and I don't recall seeing this car around the area...but then again, Caledon is HUGE, area-wise... __________________ '88 Porsche 944 - SOLD '90 Audi Coupe Quattro - SOLD '07 E90 335i 6MT - SOLD '08 E90 335i 6MT - SOLD '13 BRZ SportTech 6MT - current
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09-18-2013, 10:59 AM	#14
s142nv Private First Class 5 Rep 163 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: GTA iTrader: (2)	Interesting to see if anything comes from this thread.
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09-18-2013, 11:04 AM	#15
Wolf 335 Brigadier General 2341 Rep 3,539 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: GTA - Greater Toronto Area iTrader: (0)	subscribed
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09-18-2013, 11:08 AM	#16
BRAISKI Colonel 135 Rep 2,517 Posts Drives: '11 335xi e92 M-Pak Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: GTA/KW, Canada iTrader: (3) Garage List 2011 BMW 335xi [7.00]	You should have told him, talk to me when you drive a better car and thats why you got rid of your 335 lol. Some guys would probably get offended here though lol. But I like how you handle it, very mature action. __________________ My 2011 ED @ BMW Welt, one of the best days of my life! Full front PPF!
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09-18-2013, 12:58 PM	#19
Royalfan29 New Member 0 Rep 24 Posts Drives: E60 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Detroit iTrader: (0)	glad you're humble about it. Cheers! I've had idiots asking to run. I'm not wasting my time with civics.
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10-27-2013, 06:04 PM	#21
335icandy Lieutenant 49 Rep 503 Posts Drives: 2016 328dX Msport Estoril Blue Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA iTrader: (0)	Lmao. Where in Caledon? 335alive and I are neighbours... wouldn't have been me or my E93 335i... I dont race. Too many kids buying our cars now getting over inflated egos
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10-27-2013, 09:36 PM	#22
playground Lieutenant 32 Rep 473 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: North York iTrader: (0)	plenty of 335i drivers like that, no big surprise here. __________________ Become like water my friend.
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