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      12-15-2015, 04:48 PM   #45
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Lups - making out also works!!!!!!!

We pick bimmette AND Biorin !!!!!!!!!!!!
Tara says you'd have to pay her millions to make out with me, so I don't think it's happening.
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.....it's happening in my mind as I type this
I think the mental exercise I provided you is with at least one goat alone.

Biorin I'm sorry for groping you. I thought it was your new scarf!
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Lups - making out also works!!!!!!!

We pick bimmette AND Biorin !!!!!!!!!!!!
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.....it's happening in my mind as I type this
I think the mental exercise I provided you is with at least one goat alone.

Biorin I'm sorry for groping you. I thought it was your new scarf!
No, no, silly Lups! My real boobs hang lower.
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Lups - making out also works!!!!!!!

We pick bimmette AND Biorin !!!!!!!!!!!!
Tara says you'd have to pay her millions to make out with me, so I don't think it's happening.
Ok,who's starting the crowd funding....then bimmerpost will have to lose the pg-13 rating to stream live aforementioned scenario
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So...., since Tara is backing out, looks like it's just myself, Lups , and Biorin .



Shucks!
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I'm in the south, hunny. Bunch of does showing up on cam at night mocking our spot, eating all the corn and shitting everywhere.
Word of the day is: Jacklighting.
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Ok,who's starting the crowd funding....then bimmerpost will have to lose the pg-13 rating to stream live aforementioned scenario
We'll host it elsewhere, and the buyers get a one time link to it?
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bimmette - quit being a PRUDE!!!!!!!

How do you know if you never try...?
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bimmette - quit being a PRUDE!!!!!!!

How do you know if you never try...?
She's not a prude! She just knows her value
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Right...because once that cherry is popped....
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Right...because once that cherry is popped....
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Alex, you're not supposed to kill the things you fuck.
Never have and I don't think I ever will
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Never have and I don't think I ever will
I too respect all my former partners...
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Word of the day is: Jacklighting.
Word of the day is: Patience
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OK!!

I just confirmed with bimmette herself-she's in for $500!!!
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My last name. That's it.
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My last name. That's it.
Would you like a new one?




wait... shit..., almost forgot what that meant. I'll be your side piece.
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My last name. That's it.
Would you like a new one?




wait... shit..., almost forgot what that meant. I'll be your side piece.
Dude-I believe the correct response is, "if you have to ask you can't afford it"
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Ok I know this is a psy song and that where I got the idea for this thread....so tell everyone what you got from your daddy.

I got the inability to grow a beard....I know weird eh!
Funny I got the opposite. Also hairy like a monkey elsewhere and skinny legs boo. He was also smart as hell and I got some of that not as much though. Wish there had been more don't have much from him, estranged then gone too soon

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Dude-I believe the correct response is, "if you have to ask you can't afford it"
I'd have to sell the Scag to afford a year of that lifestyle.
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Dude-I believe the correct response is, "if you have to ask you can't afford it"
I'd have to sell the Scag to afford a year of that lifestyle.
Don't sell yourself short.....you could pull a Chef on Southpark and pimp yourself out....
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