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      12-25-2008, 02:20 AM   #1
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this has the lulz!

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.p...umor&Itemid=60

anyways, do any of you guys have stupid signatures? i know on my next credit card im going to do something like this.
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      12-25-2008, 02:33 AM   #2
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Very similar, but even better IMO:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/
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      12-25-2008, 03:07 AM   #3
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"So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really fuck with them."
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ahaha made my day
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      12-25-2008, 10:44 AM   #6
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My mom asked me why i was laughing so hard by myself.....i lol'd more
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haha that's halarious
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      12-25-2008, 11:36 AM   #9
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Poetic justice.

A cocky consumer gives it back to a credit card company that has fcked all consumers for years.
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Quote:
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this has the lulz!

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.p...umor&Itemid=60

anyways, do any of you guys have stupid signatures? i know on my next credit card im going to do something like this.
so basically this guy does the exact same thing the guy from Zug did years ago, and claims to have just come up with the idea because the machine screwed up on him one time. what a plagarising little fagg0t. 10 bucks says none of this even happened. this version wasnt even amusing. his writing style is fucking lame, uninteresting, and corny as hell. why would anyone even read this shit?
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I do this crap all the time .. random actors that pop in my head, smiley faces, etc. At some point in my life years ago I just gave up on signing my name on these stupid things.
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LOL would have been funny as heel to be there when all this happened.
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Thie thing is credit card companies won't even look or care about the signature until you dispute the charges...then they will start looking into it when they open up a investigation in seeing who signed for them.
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so basically this guy does the exact same thing the guy from Zug did years ago, and claims to have just come up with the idea because the machine screwed up on him one time. what a plagarising little fagg0t. 10 bucks says none of this even happened. this version wasnt even amusing. his writing style is fucking lame, uninteresting, and corny as hell. why would anyone even read this shit?
i like it
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      12-26-2008, 02:53 PM   #17
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Real, made up or plagiarized that was a hilarious story.

The one from Zug.com was amusing too, but a long read.
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