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09-08-2009, 08:03 PM | #1 |
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Mudder Fukkar Wasps!
I hate wasps. They are evil incarnate. Aggressive, ruthless and sadistic - that's like a triple combo death hit in your favourite arcade fighting game. Stung big time a few years ago when I inadvertently disturbed their nest - didn't know at that time they were so damn aggressive.
This new colony had built a nest inside of some roof flashing - couldn't even see the nest. But you could seem them little mofos swarming out of the little crevices. Fortunately, these fokkers have small brains and don't realize that The Dad has the entire arsenal of Canadian Tire at his fingertips - just two minutes away. Unloaded half a can on C.I.L. Wasp Foam spray and all I have to say is that the Grim Reaper paid them an unexpected visit.
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09-08-2009, 09:35 PM | #4 |
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He had to drive his bimmer to crappy tire to buy it!
What he didn't say is the amazing drive he had to take to crappy tire in that 2 minutes.
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I used the same product 3 weeks ago on my neighbour's nest, because the old bag of bones next door was too cheap to deal with it herself and I have 2 small kids. Waited until dusk and emptied the whole can at the nest and watched the devils fall out and die. I then turned and ran like Ben Johnson home in case some stragglers were still alive and wanted revenge. The only thing I hate more than wasps is my 90 year old cheap ass neighbour. I'm saving the next can for her.
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09-09-2009, 07:09 AM | #6 |
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Yeah those things work wonders. I think I used them for yellow jacket too. I also bought this yellow jacket trap that I put in the backyard, it's great, catches yellow jackets, flies and all sort of stuff.
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You have just saved your family... so... You should be rewarded with a set of KW V3s!
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09-09-2009, 11:05 AM | #9 |
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I found a half-built cocoon in my bbq the other day. There was literally like hundreds of them on my grill and I was like wtf?!!! Can't spray that CIL sheit on the bbq cuz i be grillin' some steaks on that...so just lit her up and those buggers went up in fire.
Now i got this mosquito problem, those huge ass ones that look like spiders...all over my wall in the backyard. I'm thinking maybe a lighter and some kinda aerosol spray will take care of them. lol |
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09-09-2009, 11:07 AM | #10 |
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I like your train of thought!
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They are a source of protein. BBQ too. Can't get much better than that!
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You guys got it all wrong...What you need is one of those electrically charged tennis rackets zappers....Improve your tennis game while having the sick twisted enjoyment of watching bugs explode as they hit the racket. Brought a couple out camping one hot summer night and it turned out to be the entertainment for the evening.
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