best pickup line

mpimping · 01-07-2009, 11:04 PM

hi I'm ____ do you you want to make a movie?

Dillusion · 01-07-2009, 11:05 PM

Nice shoes want to fuck?

GordonShumway · 01-07-2009, 11:05 PM

Mine is: Hi, I eat kitty-cats.

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dillusion

Nice shoes want to fuck?

Thats what I was going to say!!!!!!!

Edit, I had a guy say that to me and I busted out laughing. It was the funniest thing I've heard.

Bobby_Light · 01-07-2009, 11:10 PM

"Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb."

hov333 · 01-07-2009, 11:11 PM

lol i like that ^

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby_Light

"Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb."

terrible

mpimping · 01-07-2009, 11:13 PM

do you have a pen? can you write down your number for me?

GAM3OVR85 · 01-07-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby_Light

"Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb."

haha

mpimping · 01-07-2009, 11:16 PM

do you ride horses? How about me then?

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

do you ride horses? How about me then?

lame!

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

do you have a pen? can you write down your number for me?

That one's cute.

mpimping · 01-07-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

lame!

do you know what's victoria's secret is? I made her cum...

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

do you know what's victoria's secret is? I made her cum...

Funny, cause its really a man. Glad to know you swing that way buddy.

Labrada_Exoticz · 01-07-2009, 11:27 PM

^ Lmao

Dillusion · 01-07-2009, 11:30 PM

are you from tennessee cause your the only 10 i see!

My roommate: "have you ever seen my penis before?"

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dillusion

My roommate: "have you ever seen my penis before?"

uabimmer · 01-07-2009, 11:41 PM

sorry - cant contribute - - - I'm here to learn

sandyeggo325i · 01-07-2009, 11:42 PM

can i push in your stool?

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sandyeggo325i

can i push in your stool?

that sounds ew. Yuck NEXT

sandyeggo325i · 01-07-2009, 11:47 PM

do you have a quarter? i promised my mom i'd call her when i fell in love.

Sara · 01-07-2009, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandyeggo325i

do you have a quarter? i promised my mom i'd call her when i fell in love.

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