Why would any one buy anything other than a JUICE BOX

tryangles · 01-10-2008, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by s2kdagjd

as the title saids why would anyone buy other untuneable piggybacks? you cant beat $350...

Flame suit ON......

C'mon man you know better than that. Why would people buy a Mercedes or Audi over the BMW? Maybe because people like variety. Different strokes for different folks. Not to mention with these mods each product really hits a specific target market, each has their own strengths and weaknesses. Ask yourself why the majority of the people on this board have gone with Vishnu. They have a highly advanced product giving you the most power and most options. That alone SSTT, JB, Xede, etc. can't touch regardless of the price or customer service.

grkm3 · 01-10-2008, 11:36 PM

why isnt this thread closed by a mod.

stillclaimndp · 01-10-2008, 11:48 PM

I know a pretty good reason when it comes to 91 octane:

(this is procede btw, in case you are the guy who started this thread and don't know much about the 335i)

badass335 · 01-10-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

There's no crap about it. All you need is a 1k ohm resistor and a 330 ohm resistor. Join them in series. Hook the 1k ohm end to a signal ground (pin 34 in the black subconnector (in the large ECU connector). Hook the 330ohm end to TMAPin. Connect TMAPout to the point where the 1k and 330k ohm resistor join. This is called a voltage divider. Fully passive and costs less than 1 dollar to make. Maybe another $10 if you want to use BMW pins to avoid any cutting or splicing.

You can raise or lower boost by changing the 330ohm resistor. Lower values will drop boost. Higher values will raise boost.

Oh yeah, don't forget to bypass one solenoid when doing so.

Not the ideal tune by any means but it will put down just as much power, on pump gas, as the other non-microcontroller based products out there. For less than the price of a Big Mac.

Shiv

HMMMMMMMMM. thats a tough one.... Big horsepower vs Big Mac

more butt dyno vs more butt period.....

the debate goes on

AU335 · 01-10-2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stillclaimndp

I know a pretty good reason when it comes to 91 octane:

(this is procede btw, in case you are the guy who started this thread and don't know much about the 335i)

nuf said!!!

hotrod182 · 01-10-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kaji335i

I can make a solution that will cost $50, will you buy it? I'm just some dude in my garage.

If you rent a commericial building, put some fancy labels on your product, and charge $500, more people will buy it!

Vince@ V K Motorwerks · 01-11-2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by hotrod182

If you rent a commericial building, put some fancy labels on your product, and charge $500, more people will buy it!

Isnt that called marketing?

stillclaimndp · 01-11-2008, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chitown335i

Isnt that called marketing?

Marketing would be a picture of yourself in front of someone else's commercial space with your business name photo-shopped onto their sign

Neema · 01-11-2008, 12:24 AM

someone please close this absolutely retarded thread made by an oblivious new member that obviously hasn't done his research.

s2kdagjd · 01-11-2008, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chitown335i

Dude, you know your just trying to instigate shit, I hope you get kicked off for starting this dumb ass thread.

Also get Mj’s pic off of there, you don’t represent the Chi.

s2kdagjd · 01-11-2008, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

i'd rather have v-tec......

hey now...I come from s2ki.com where this kind question would not require a flame suit

j|rz44 · 01-11-2008, 01:14 AM

Bet this thread made all the Poster Boy Kooks very happy

Ado · 01-11-2008, 01:18 AM

SAWEEETTTT.... Shiv thanks for posting the info on how to do the tune

I'm gonna actually go start making them....... Start placing your orders now everyone... I'll have dyno's soon..

LOL

Vyruz Reaper · 01-11-2008, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

If it is all about price, I can show you guys how to make 310-315whp with less than $2 worth or resistors. Basically, it will raise max boost to approx 10-11psi. It wont control timing, fuel or have direct drive boost control. But it'll be just as safe as the lower priced tuning devices on the market, imho.

shiv

then please show us

OpenFlash · 01-11-2008, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vyruz Reaper

then please show us

I already did. See post #22.

Here's a picture of the quick and dirty Happy Meal I made today. Took a few minutes. I modified a bypass plug so all I needed to do to test it was unplug the PROcede and plug this sucker in its place.

Wire on the left is Ground. Two on the right are MAPin and MAPout.

-shiv

Sparky66 · 01-11-2008, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vyruz Reaper

then please show us

Quick Vyruz Reaper,
Slap a patent@ on it before Shiv does- Shiv, for the sake of some, could we please have a clearer picture. lol...

j|rz44 · 01-11-2008, 03:13 AM

De Ja Vu :cough: Terry :cough:

e.n335 · 01-11-2008, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Ado

SAWEEETTTT.... Shiv thanks for posting the info on how to do the tune

I'm gonna actually go start making them....... Start placing your orders now everyone... I'll have dyno's soon..

LOL

Good luck with your business. Man, tunings like the PROcede, Xede, Attaché or JB2 are available for the 335i ... Back to the roots ?

e.n335 · 01-11-2008, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

I already did. See post #22.

Here's a picture of the quick and dirty Happy Meal I made today. Took a few minutes. I modified a bypass plug so all I needed to do to test it was unplug the PROcede and plug this sucker in its place.

Wire on the left is Ground. Two on the right are MAPin and MAPout.

-shiv

What a masterpiece ... you should not make electric / electronic components

who's ur daddy? · 01-11-2008, 06:09 AM

I have a JBS2 and am thrilled with the performance. Price point is perfect for me regardless of what is inside the box. I can't make it and Vishnu doesn't sell his Happy Meal, so the JBS2 works for me.

Having said all of this, this thread is utterly stupid. Some silly comments from the Vishnu camp too.

Lock this shiet up.

Garrett · 01-11-2008, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by s2kdagjd

as the title saids why would anyone buy other untuneable piggybacks? you cant beat $350...

Flame suit ON......

Why post such an incredibly ignorant question!

Garrett · 01-11-2008, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

Although I'm a fan of single ended amps Class A myself

Pass Labs FTW!

-shiv

Ron Carver... Sunfire Amp...ftw!

Oh, btw... you should market that bigmac tuner plug under the moniker; "JuicePlug"

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