[NaTuReB0Y]

Originally Posted by jbjwc

I like to eat mackerel sushi its the bomb for me lol

those are KING mackerels foo.........they're huge!

long has the Poor Man's Mackerels........

[mava330]

Originally Posted by jbjwc

I like to eat mackerel sushi its the bomb for me lol

Another ASS EATER!!!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by aphall

mackerel sushi scortched with a blow torch... that's gourmet.

Michael Jackson once scortched his hair filming a Pepsi commercial; that WASN'T grourmet!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

those are KING mackerels foo.........they're huge!

long has the Poor Man's Mackerels........

Foo that's just a nicer way of sayin BIG ASS!!

Dood ass eaters must unite and confront the non-ass eaters! That should be a wrestling showcase!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by aphall

mackerel sushi scortched with a blow torch... that's gourmet.

Bro scortching should only be used for Creme Brulee or Bananas Foster... NOT ASS :cough Mackerel:

EDIT: Although if you wanna light your farts u don't need a blow torch for that. A simple lighter will work fine! hahaha Oh man... old school days! The "blue" flame! :rocks: :rocks:

[mava330]

Originally Posted by diesel007

Biotch, if you don't come out I will slap you silly.

Dood serious man. July is whacked for me. Going on vacation with my kids and my work is on fire right now; traveling all over my western region and NYC all of July.

Plus don't make promises u can't keep. U may want to slap me but I'm fast for a little guy. Your supersized human frame can't catch up to this speedy racer foo!!

[aphall]

Originally Posted by mava330

Bro scortching should only be used for Creme Brulee or Bananas Foster... NOT ASS :cough Mackerel:

EDIT: Although if you wanna light your farts u don't need a blow torch for that. A simple lighter will work fine! hahaha Oh man... old school days! The "blue" flame! :rocks: :rocks:

Oh man, you don't know what you're missing if you hadn't had a scortched ass....err... Wait a minute...

I knew a girl that lit her farts back in college. Not the thing to do to pick up on guys.

[mava330]

Originally Posted by aphall

I knew a girl that lit her farts back in college. Not the thing to do to pick up on guys.

Are u kidding me?!!! Dood I'd pay money to see a chick do that Alvin! That's HAWT in more ways than one! :rocks:

[chongki]

Originally Posted by longtran

how do you know how ass taste like??? you set yourself up for that one

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[aphall]

Originally Posted by mava330

Are u kidding me?!!! Dood I'd pay money to see a chick do that Alvin! That's HAWT in more ways than one! :rocks:

We'd be watching TV and she'd go, "Oh shit... run and get me a lighter, I've got a good one in the chamber. Then she'd lay on her back, put her feet in the air with her ankles next to her ears and hold the lighter up to her butt and let 'er rip.

Now... explain to me, HOW IS THIS HAWT?!

[longtran]

Originally Posted by aphall

We'd be watching TV and she'd go, "Oh shit... run and get me a lighter, I've got a good one in the chamber. Then she'd lay on her back, put her feet in the air with her ankles next to her ears and hold the lighter up to her butt and let 'er rip.

Now... explain to me, HOW IS THIS HAWT?!

yea thats hot!!

[puck724]

Originally Posted by aphall

Oh man, you don't know what you're missing if you hadn't had a scortched ass....err... Wait a minute...

I knew a girl that lit her farts back in college. Not the thing to do to pick up on guys.

was she hot at least?

[mava330]

Originally Posted by aphall

We'd be watching TV and she'd go, "Oh shit... run and get me a lighter, I've got a good one in the chamber. Then she'd lay on her back, put her feet in the air with her ankles next to her ears and hold the lighter up to her butt and let 'er rip.

Now... explain to me, HOW IS THIS HAWT?!

Dood that's AMAZING!! The "blue flame" is mind boggling to me. A quick burst of fire from one's ass is totally cool in my book. Really brings home the old saying "my ass is on fire!!"

For a chick to do that so willingly.... well come on now Alvin, you said it yourself -- "Then she'd lay on her back, put her feet in the air with her ankles next to her ears..." DO I NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT?!! (OK well maybe NOT right that very second but you get the drift) It's the "awareness" to be readily able to throw ones inhibitions out and explore other ways of pleasure foo! That’s HAWT HAWT HAWT in a woman. Lighting farts is a mere example of throwing out traditional rules and boundaries in favor of exploring…

Alas all I experienced was a bunch of my guy friends lighting our own farts man! That was some hilarious shit! (no pun intended!)

Dood I'm in hahahahaha

[mava330]

Originally Posted by puck724

was she hot at least?

Puck, hot or not if you saw that I guarantee u'd bust a load, put yourself in a corner and suck ur thumb all night long foo! That's HAWT!

U'll never be the same EVER!! :rocks:

[mava330]

Originally Posted by longtran

yea thats hot!!

See if our resident expert Long says that's hawt then what's there to debate?

Alvin bring her to the next meet man! Find her number and let's do a show!

[edawg]

Originally Posted by mava330

A simple lighter will work fine! hahaha Oh man... old school days! The "blue" flame! :rocks: :rocks:

my cousin did that when we were in high school couldnt sit for two days!...

[mava330]

Originally Posted by edawg

my cousin did that when we were in high school couldnt sit for two days!...

FOO!!! Ur supposed to be wearing underwear at least man! U don't light ur ass nude foo!

[mava330]

Oh man!!!! Back down memory lane!!!

Come on folks.... a woman doing this IS A REAL WOMAN!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...47980554417691

[longtran]

Originally Posted by mava330

Oh man!!!! Back down memory lane!!!

Come on folks.... a woman doing this IS A REAL WOMAN!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...47980554417691

we need to make a meet for this....

[mava330]

Originally Posted by longtran

we need to make a meet for this....

Cartman should be SMILING though!! Not look like this:

When's the next meet? Michael can videotape!!! :rocks: I'll volunteer first.

[longtran]

becareful if oyu are attempting this. check this out...http://www.grouper.com/GlobalMedia/M...=-1&s=7&q=fart

[mava330]

Originally Posted by longtran

becareful if oyu are attempting this. check this out...http://www.grouper.com/GlobalMedia/M...=-1&s=7&q=fart

Bro that's a CLASSIC AMATEUR move man! The lighter was too close to his ass bro! If you're gonna RIP a long one u gotta pull back. Plus it's funnier if you "machine gun" it... you know pop pop pop... little burst of flames is hella wicked!!