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10-16-2007, 03:18 PM | #45 |
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Not South American, but on the question - Ever had sex for money, it didnt state which way the money was going
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10-16-2007, 04:19 PM | #47 | |
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my i advise getting very high and then visiting a prostitute then teeling your wife while kissing her sister, i thnik this my help a little
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10-16-2007, 04:40 PM | #48 |
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£550.60 not too bad really..... recent trip through Europe was fairly sordid at times, I vaguely remember being in an establishment in Antwerp on the last nite and felt I was getting a good deal for a double jack daniels at €24, whilst this in itself is quite mild it does indicate the type of establishment and my inebriation....
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10-17-2007, 03:03 AM | #49 |
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Quite normal, in fact I think that we should all go out today and see if we can improve on our scores!
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10-17-2007, 04:07 AM | #50 |
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i read the question as some one paid you for sex, ive thought about paying my missus before haha
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10-17-2007, 07:39 AM | #51 |
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Which, in light of the relationship between Mr and Miswah, that should gain you -£1000!!!
Christ Carl, if you're having to PAY your own shag piece then you've got it ALL wrong dude!
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10-17-2007, 07:44 AM | #52 | |
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talking of hookers and the like, anyone watch that ''secret diary of a hooker''? with Billy Pipah??? i never really found her attractive before but from the adverts i have seen she looks quite HAWT, i aint seen the prog tho, does she live up to expectation?? Carelos
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10-17-2007, 08:12 AM | #53 | |
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Of course I was extremely flattered and accepted the money,however I was soon left deflated as she said "Can I have my change first", then it got even worse, when I asked her "How much change did you have in mind", she promptly replied " 170 euros"! |
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10-17-2007, 08:39 AM | #54 | |
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10-17-2007, 09:03 AM | #55 |
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i have never been with a hooker, but do they shower inbetween clientS?
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10-17-2007, 10:12 AM | #56 |
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Me too Steve. Good memories. Thurs, Fri and Sat nights some weeks! All went a bit pear shaped when my mate had a gun pulled on him in the queue not long before it was closed - kind of lost its appeal then.
I've just found this thread (been away with work for a while and I'm catching up) and it's very funny. My total £655.60. Not bad I suppose but I've obviously had a fairly sheltered life in some respects..... |
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10-18-2007, 10:03 AM | #57 |
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Is it wrong to be depressed about how low my score was ?
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10-18-2007, 10:13 AM | #58 |
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10-18-2007, 10:18 AM | #60 |
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well surely time they spend ''cleaning up'' they could be making more with another client? but then they would be ''dirty'' tho
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10-18-2007, 10:35 AM | #61 |
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well I wasn't gonna do this 'cos I thought you load of durty Barstewards would laugh at my crap score, but then I got this
£840.60 And am feeling quite proud of meself SJ |
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Think I'll stick with the 840.60 ;p SJ |
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10-18-2007, 10:46 AM | #63 |
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someone paid you for sex James?
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10-18-2007, 03:44 PM | #64 |
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er, no that's the point carl, interpreted that way as I did initially I scored 840
But if you turn it around and interpret it the way oli did you get 940 SJ |
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10-19-2007, 05:57 AM | #65 |
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oh right!!!
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10-19-2007, 06:41 AM | #66 |
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Probably not furry I'd imagine, he'd probably have to pay extra/less for that
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