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      03-14-2012, 02:10 AM   #1
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Happy 14th of March

For those who dont know:

http://www.breakfastmeat.com/steakandbjday.html
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/S...6_Blow_Job_Day

Steak & Blow Job Day or Steak & BJ Day is a holiday celebrated one month after Valentine's Day on March 14. The day was popularised by Tom Birdsey a radio show host on FNX radio in 2002 after Jalapeno Poppers & Rim Job Day proved unpopular.[1].

Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.[

Steak and Blow Job Day was founded because Valentine's Day is a made up holiday for women and vegetarians; so it is only fair that there is an equivalent holiday for normal people[3]. The holiday has proven to be even bigger than Christmas with restaurants such as Hooters Restaurant reporting that customers were pleased to offer "a big tip" on such days. In 2007, George W. Bush declared a State of Emergency when a band of vegan terrorists started murdering cows in protest, calling the campaign "An Inconvenient Truth". Due to the severe steak shortage, many people resorted to eating tofu steaks and were later found to have Aids.

The idea is simple; there are no cards, flowers, candy or other overpriced fluff. Partners need only to bestow their man with a steak and a blow job. But not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily only once that day. And it doesn't even have to be them who does it.




So everybody tonight remember to claim your....steak!!
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Calling wife to request steak for dinner tonight!
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i thought it was pi day
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Got the BJ earlier .. now to collect on that steak later!
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had pork chops......close enough.
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i thought it was pi day
It's pi day for all us single people.


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it's pi-day just for these people who write the month before the day so it makes 3.14 --> pi

so because its 14.3. for us in europe we invented the steak & bj day because it would make no sense to celebrate the pi day
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What I said: "Honey, it's steak and BJ day"
What she heard "Honey, it's steak AT BJ's day"

So I got a chicken fried steak AT BJ's. At least I got some pizookie later
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What I said: "Honey, it's steak and BJ day"
What she heard "Honey, it's steak AT BJ's day"

So I got a chicken fried steak AT BJ's. At least I got some pizookie later
The only thing that exists on the BJ's menu is the great white pizza (and beer of course).
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Jerimiah Red was pretty good, and Abbey is surprisingly good. I hate that that guy moved out and took his meatloaf with him.
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My girlfriend actually planned an entire evening for this day.

Took me to one of the best steak houses in Dallas. Told me I had to drive. Use your imaginations.
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^ difference between girlfriend and wife . . .
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