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02-24-2009, 01:13 PM | #67 |
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As long as she doesn't grow a 'tash and there's something to grab onto then happy days!! Just love whats there, small boobies are better than a muffin-top !!
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02-25-2009, 12:18 PM | #68 |
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02-25-2009, 01:19 PM | #70 |
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02-25-2009, 01:49 PM | #71 |
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two options
pay a few guys to start saying comments about HOW HOT SHE IS!! second tell her she thinks they are small cause she is losing weight and they just look different on her HOT body haha |
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02-25-2009, 01:51 PM | #72 |
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Not a good idea to pay some geeza to bang ya bird.
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02-26-2009, 08:53 AM | #73 |
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I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.
Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!! That was the last time I saw her!
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02-26-2009, 09:40 AM | #74 |
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Facking ace mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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03-14-2009, 01:28 AM | #78 |
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03-14-2009, 02:08 PM | #80 |
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holy shit that's funny...
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03-15-2009, 03:34 PM | #81 |
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Thats got me in a fit of chuckles!!!!!!
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03-15-2009, 03:36 PM | #82 |
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breasts? decent ones?
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03-15-2009, 05:08 PM | #83 |
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Bolt on turbos!!!.....and get her a remap!!!
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03-17-2009, 11:02 AM | #84 |
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This is a very funny post but should'nt it be in the moding section.
I went out with a girl who had implants thae looked good but did not feel so good and in certain postions you feel the edge of the implant but they did look great!
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03-17-2009, 12:19 PM | #85 |
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Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.
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03-17-2009, 12:29 PM | #86 |
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Carl my ex rebecca had false tits, they where fucking mint.
when i was fucking her and she was on top i was treated to 2 smilly faces egging me on..... those where the days
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03-17-2009, 12:36 PM | #87 |
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What do you reckon to these ones carl?
Probably some of the more natural looking ones i've seen. http://www.houstonplasticsurgeryblog...-augmentation/ You need to scroll down - Before and after pics.
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