[Alpine Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

you guys can play in my underpants

Plenty of space in there

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Z3->WRX->335

scrolling down through the paintall bromance just to land on this comment hahahahaaa

well dont feel left out, the invitation is open to you as well

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Last game I actually played was the "Big Game" in 2010 at Cousins Paintball Field in Long Island. It's an annual game where once a year they open all the fields up and turn them all into one huge field. Then people get divided into 3 teams (Allies, Germany and I believe France). You carry out objectives to score points (we actually had to go grab a life size dummy and put him on a stretcher and carry him to the main base, all while protecting each other from HUNDREDS of enemy players.

They register around 1500 people that play at once, which is about 500 per team. They have tanks and even a REAL HELICOPTER that flys above the field shooting at everybody. For obvious reasons tho, you are NOT allowed to shoot the helicopter lol you just have to run for cover...

Great now I miss it even more.....

I don't play paintball but that sounds rediculously sick

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

well dont feel left out, the invitation is open to you as well

lol I was feeling a little jealous for a second

[Tiz113]

now i want to shoot a helicopter! with my AR

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by Z3->WRX->335

I don't play paintball but that sounds rediculously sick

It is man.. This was the enemy tank:



You get mad scared because the tanks blast heavy metal-like music (heavy guitar and bass. No vocals) while driving around so once you hear the music, instant mudd-butt...

[Alpine Whiteboy]

The tanks are basically Jeep Wranglers with a crazy tank body-kit LOL

[nyalpine90]

are there any javelins paint launchers

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Nah... That's what sucked, they should have put rocket launchers around to disable the tanks or something. Like if you hit the tank, it wasn't allowed to move or shoot for 30 seconds or something... That would have been hot!

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Nah... That's what sucked, they should have put rocket launchers around to disable the tanks or something. Like if you hit the tank, it wasn't allowed to move or shoot for 30 seconds or something... That would have been hot!

i shoot BLANKS not tanks!!! talk about an awkward situation when you go to give a girl a facial

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

It is man.. This was the enemy tank:



You get mad scared because the tanks blast heavy metal-like music (heavy guitar and bass. No vocals) while driving around so once you hear the music, instant mudd-butt...

That's sweet...at first I was like damn, it doesn't look like it drives...but then I saw your comment about the jeeps. thats seriously awesome!

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i shoot BLANKS not tanks!!! talk about an awkward situation when you go to give a girl a facial

omg hahahaha

[Alpine Whiteboy]

It's ok Kev, I usually get blank-STARES once I pull my pants off...

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by Z3->WRX->335

That's sweet...at first I was like damn, it doesn't look like it drives...but then I saw your comment about the jeeps. thats seriously awesome!

Yea the tanks gun even moves and shoots grenades lmao shit is nuts

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Yea the tanks gun even moves and shoots grenades lmao shit is nuts

I was hoping it shot something and I didn't even think abot it moving. I guess it would have to though that so awesome

[nyalpine90]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82395442/

[Slops]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82395442/

Hahah Vintage Eddy!

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82395442/

damn these links are always blocked by our firewall. I just got pulled over for my inspection sticker and I dropped my registration card down the window slot in the door.

[Alpine Whiteboy]

I once got puled over for that. I told the cop "BITCH THIS AIN'T RUTINE! NOW GIMME MY TICKET AND A DONUT SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO READ AND EAT WITH MY MORNING COFFEE!"

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oy those cops are the worst that pull people over for that crap

I know. I feed him some bullshit line about how I confused the month and the year and though it was good until 11/12 but in real life it expired 12/11 haha

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

I once got puled over for that. I told the cop "BITCH THIS AIN'T RUTINE! NOW GIMME MY TICKET AND A DONUT SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO READ AND EAT WITH MY MORNING COFFEE!"

if anyone else told me that I probably wouldn't eblieve it but somehow I think this might be a true story

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Its not true... I have no car....