A Blonde's Year In Review

djmatty · 01-03-2008, 01:38 AM

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! !!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

BudVlad · 01-03-2008, 02:20 AM

Another one.
A blond yells at another blond on the other side of a river: How do you get to the other side?
The other blond replies: You are already there!

Comet · 01-03-2008, 02:52 AM

how did the blond break her arm raking leafs?

she fell out of the tree

cgnahc · 01-04-2008, 07:29 PM

NaTuReB0Y · 01-04-2008, 07:38 PM

i love the smell of blond hair.......

ianbiz · 01-05-2008, 08:31 PM

i think you copied that from somewhere :shifty

djmatty · 01-06-2008, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianbiz

i think you copied that from somewhere :shifty

Nah, I wrote every last part.

MTV · 01-10-2008, 10:34 PM

01-03-2008, 01:38 AM	#1
djmatty Second Lieutenant 17 Rep 282 Posts Drives: 2003 330i; 1999 328i (RIP) Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: somewhere south iTrader: (0)	A Blonde's Year In Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! !! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! __________________
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BudVlad Old Geezer 360 Rep 1,193 Posts Drives: 08 E92 N53B30 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Budweis iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 N53B30 [10.00]	Another one. A blond yells at another blond on the other side of a river: How do you get to the other side? The other blond replies: You are already there! __________________
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