Audi A5 Driver, bad idea

BMJ · 09-14-2012, 02:58 AM

Not a hobby of mine but a funny incident today...

A5 quatro just had to come up into the merge lane with me on the right and 50-60meters till a parked car... I tought ok you want it you have to earn it.. I know it’s a no contest as i have sport s1 map on, but sometimes people just have to learn, plus parked cars are 50meters in front why try to slip? So DS DCTclicked light went green bang i was gone.... now at the speed he was wreaked i think he was rather shocked. I bet he thought his quatro would have done something for him.

So next lights i am on the left he takes the right and gives me a big look..(looked hurt) i just smiled and when it went green I moved off a little but not with much.. he didn’t try for round two. Nor tailgated me either.

Thought i would share, I know i am dumb but god at times its a lot of fun. his face of wtf was gold as well.

Michael BD · 09-14-2012, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BMJ

Not a hobby of mine but a funny incident today...

A5 quatro just had to come up into the merge lane with me on the right and 50-60meters till a parked car... I tought ok you want it you have to earn it.. I know it’s a no contest as i have sport s1 map on, but sometimes people just have to learn, plus parked cars are 50meters in front why try to slip? So DS DCTclicked light went green bang i was gone.... now at the speed he was wreaked i think he was rather shocked. I bet he thought his quatro would have done something for him.

So next lights i am on the left he takes the right and gives me a big look..(looked hurt) i just smiled and when it went green I moved off a little but not with much.. he didn’t try for round two. Nor tailgated me either.

Thought i would share, I know i am dumb but god at times its a lot of fun. his face of wtf was gold as well.

My wife hates people doing what the quatro guy did, and like you said especially when parked cars are only 50 metres ahead. She really flattens the foot to block them in. Otherwise she is a safe and calm driver

playwithonehand · 09-14-2012, 04:20 AM

There are really no point drag against a A5, the guys is either retarded to go against a 335i or have no idea what BMW stand for. Stock A5 is 6.6sec and diesel is 6.1sec vs stock N54 5.4-5.7 plus you have tune.

You should drag against the same level which is S5 and see how you go. BMW's engine is unbelievably amazing and rape simliar price range competitors on track. I think Audi is better on the Canyon runs due to Quattro system.

sbce90 · 09-14-2012, 05:57 AM

I killed a 325i today.

BMJ · 09-14-2012, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sbce90

I killed a 325i today.

not so much i am proud of the car i rolled but more the fact that he had 50meters and thought it was a sure thing to pull off.

changed the title as it made me sound like a dick

sbce90 · 09-14-2012, 06:32 AM

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changed the title as it made me sound like a dick

lol!

But yes, I know what you mean and hate it myself as well. Left-lane bandits!!

Rob32R · 09-14-2012, 09:15 AM

Hehehe 325i killer

335i-boy · 09-14-2012, 10:30 AM

I always do what the A5 did, but I like a challenge

kaitan · 09-14-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by playwithonehand

There are really no point drag against a A5, the guys is either retarded to go against a 335i or have no idea what BMW stand for. Stock A5 is 6.6sec and diesel is 6.1sec vs stock N54 5.4-5.7 plus you have tune.

You should drag against the same level which is S5 and see how you go. BMW's engine is unbelievably amazing and rape simliar price range competitors on track. I think Audi is better on the Canyon runs due to Quattro system.

lol david had his fair share of surprised even on a stock 335i :P

BMJ · 09-14-2012, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 335i-boy

I always do what the A5 did, but I like a challenge

hahaha,

I would have let you though... fellow bimmer love!

BMWGTR · 09-14-2012, 08:11 PM

So what do you do if the car is on the left would chew you??
lol.
Surely that's happened to you guys before?

BMJ · 09-14-2012, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGTR

So what do you do if the car is on the left would chew you??
lol.
Surely that's happened to you guys before?

let him through! man I know my place....

last night i was next to a GTR on princes at the lights... did not even think about it for a second!

Sherweeeny · 09-15-2012, 02:31 AM

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BMJ Captain 52 Rep 968 Posts Drives: 335 Join Date: May 2012 Location: Australia iTrader: (2)	Audi A5 Driver, bad idea Not a hobby of mine but a funny incident today... A5 quatro just had to come up into the merge lane with me on the right and 50-60meters till a parked car... I tought ok you want it you have to earn it.. I know it’s a no contest as i have sport s1 map on, but sometimes people just have to learn, plus parked cars are 50meters in front why try to slip? So DS DCTclicked light went green bang i was gone.... now at the speed he was wreaked i think he was rather shocked. I bet he thought his quatro would have done something for him. So next lights i am on the left he takes the right and gives me a big look..(looked hurt) i just smiled and when it went green I moved off a little but not with much.. he didn’t try for round two. Nor tailgated me either. Thought i would share, I know i am dumb but god at times its a lot of fun. his face of wtf was gold as well. Last edited by BMJ; 09-14-2012 at 06:12 AM..
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BMWGTR Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 250 Posts Drives: E93 M3 Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Melbourne iTrader: (0)	So what do you do if the car is on the left would chew you?? lol. Surely that's happened to you guys before?
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