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E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bmwbailey

Anyone else notice how quiet Helens gone all of a sudden!!!!???

Maybe she's fantasising and partaking in a little self-pleasuring ??!! Steve, have you already sent her one of your videos?? She did seem ultra keen...!!

booforty · 09-05-2008, 09:30 AM

No subtleness from Helen!

Hoops: "Would you like to see my videos...."

Helen: "Oh go on then, if I have to!!"

willhollin · 09-05-2008, 09:31 AM

I thought the whole purpose of this trip was that you all got some ring action?

dxb335d · 09-05-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

I thought the whole purpose of this trip was that you all got some ring action?

you are very right there mate.

beemerbird · 09-05-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Maybe she's fantasising and partaking in a little self-pleasuring ??!! Steve, have you already sent her one of your videos?? She did seem ultra keen...!!

Bollocks!!!! I'm friggin' working. I'll leave all the self-pleasuring to you Tony!! Two sides to every story mate - always.

Of course I'm keen to see a real man - they're few and far between.

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Bollocks!!!! I'm friggin' working

Yes, exactly, I figured you'd be friggin' working...

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:37 AM

Well, as i said Helen, send me a PM and i'll show you as much "real man" as you can handle!!!!

beemerbird · 09-05-2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Yes, exactly, I figured you'd be friggin' working...

I GAVE you that one, knowing FULL well you'd rise to it.

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Bollocks!!!! I'll leave all the self-pleasuring to you Tony!! Two sides to every story mate - always.

We're allowed to have our hands down our pants - bollocks do need scratching from time to time...

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

I GAVE you that one, knowing FULL well you'd rise to it.

Yeah yeah so you say...

beemerbird · 09-05-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

We're allowed to have our hands down our pants - bollocks do need scratching from time to time...

There's no way you can possibly be serious about competing with Steve by CLAIMING you need BOTH hands down your pants. That is stretching the 'fishermans tale' a bit too far.

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

There's no way you can possibly be serious about competing with Steve by CLAIMING you need BOTH hands down your pants. That is stretching the 'fishermans tale' a bit too far.

Of course I need both hands down my pants - haven't you heard of symmetrical scratching? Helps prevent testicular problems and feels so much better!

ps.. would it be more convincing if I said I have small hands?!

mjh93sa · 09-05-2008, 09:44 AM

At the risk of straying on topic, I'd just thought I'd throw in a quick, "have fun and drive safe guys!"

Look forward to all the stories next week. Don't forget to point a camera at Carlos whenever he thinks you aren't. It's amazing what he says.

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:44 AM

I can assure you that i keep a very tight and clean ship madam - theres nowt fishy about my tale!!!

booforty · 09-05-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

I thought the whole purpose of this trip was that you all got some ring action?

Carl definitely wants some ring action... And he's taking his video camera

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

At the risk of straying on topic, I'd just thought I'd throw in a quick, "have fun and drive safe guys!"

Look forward to all the stories next week. Don't forget to point a camera at Carlos whenever he thinks you aren't. It's amazing what he says.

Ah yes, on topic... blah blah blah...

ps... thanks matt.. will definitely make sure Carlos takes centre stage...!

beemerbird · 09-05-2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bmwbailey

I can assure you that i keep a very tight and clean ship madam - theres nowt fishy about my tale!!!

But that wasn't the implication Steve. The implication was about some men feeling the need to exaggerate the length and width of whatever object they have to hand. But Tony has explained so that is that.

Anyhow, this isn't helping Carlos's anxiety levels.

beemerbird · 09-05-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

ps.. would it be more convincing if I said I have small hands?!

It would yes, but it matters not the size, it's what you do with it.

Did that sound convincing?

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

It would yes, but it matters not the size, it's what you do with it.

Did that sound convincing?

No. Not at all...

Dougie335 · 09-05-2008, 11:00 AM

Lets get back on track here. Hope you guys have a good trip. Carlos stay safe.

Dougie.

dxb335d · 09-05-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dougie335

Lets get back on track here. Hope you guys have a good trip. Carlos stay safe.

Dougie.

Cheers dude, i will most certainly will be taking it easy-ish

Nothing like Snett thats for sure.

Good to see you at UK6, your car looked the Mutz Nutz.

vivekk · 09-05-2008, 03:36 PM

Have a good time boys- enjoy yourselves, but be careful- especially you, Carl, ok.

Viv

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