Men's Rules

saalim · 12-22-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

I hate guys who pee all over the place. I seroiusly dont think men know how to aim and or they just choose not to. EVERYTIME i go into a bathroom after a guy, there is pee on the bottom of the toilet on the floor like.. you guys let it dripp there on purpose. That's so gross and it makes your bathroom ugly.

Whenever my guy friends come over I make them sit and pee. I know, I know, it's so "UNMANLYYYY" and takes away from their manhood, but they've all gotten over it. I hateee pisss stains.

Sometimes "it" has a life of its own and is not under our control! But I agree with you, I hate piss stains too....which is why I always wipe the bowl with tp to keep it clean.

zdognaylor · 12-22-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

I hate guys who pee all over the place. I seroiusly dont think men know how to aim and or they just choose not to. EVERYTIME i go into a bathroom after a guy, there is pee on the bottom of the toilet on the floor like.. you guys let it dripp there on purpose. That's so gross and it makes your bathroom ugly.

Whenever my guy friends come over I make them sit and pee. I know, I know, it's so "UNMANLYYYY" and takes away from their manhood, but they've all gotten over it. I hateee pisss stains.

WOW what kind of pussy guy friends do you have. If a girl told me I had to sit to pee I would walk outside and piss on a tree right where she could watch. Thats just ridiculous. Tell your friends to grow a pair.

Enroutte · 12-22-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by zdognaylor

WOW what kind of pussy guy friends do you have. If a girl told me I had to sit to pee I would walk outside and piss on a tree right where she could watch. Thats just ridiculous. Tell your friends to grow a pair.

Guy friends who are RESPECTFUL of my wishes because it's MY HOUSE and MY BATHROOM.

rag21 · 12-22-2005, 02:01 PM

seems like there is a new breed of "man"

Enroutte · 12-22-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by rag21

seems like there is a new breed of "man"

Hehe...

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Originally Posted by zdognaylor

WOW what kind of pussy guy friends do you have. If a girl told me I had to sit to pee I would walk outside and piss on a tree right where she could watch. Thats just ridiculous. Tell your friends to grow a pair.

If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x

rag21 · 12-22-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x

i guess that is the difference between guys and girls.
my guy friends could care less about me watering their trees.

BellasBmw · 12-22-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rag21

i guess that is the difference between guys and girls.
my guy friends could care less about me watering their trees.

If i was a guy, i would take full advantage of being able to whip it out and pee whenever/wherever i needed.

Enroutte · 12-22-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

If i was a guy, i would take full advantage of being able to whip it out and pee whenever/wherever i needed.

i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something

northerncalguy · 12-22-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

some of that is really insensitive. MEN. PSHH.

i love the color thing though. ;D whats muave?

One rule that he forgot to post:

1. It's not that we're insensitive, we just don't care.

saalim · 12-22-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something

hmmm.....I find this piece of info. both disturbing and interesting.

BellasBmw · 12-22-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something

Why didnt u use the theather bathroom?

Ill only squat if i gotta pee so bad that i feel like my bladder is gonna burst

Enroutte · 12-22-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Why didnt u use the theather bathroom?

Ill only squat if i gotta pee so bad that i feel like my bladder is gonna burst

we were alreadyt left the theater and hte parking lot was liek 5 years away and it was liek 1am and i just had to pee reallyyy badly so i just crouched over and pissed haha

BellasBmw · 12-22-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

we were alreadyt left the theater and hte parking lot was liek 5 years away and it was liek 1am and i just had to pee reallyyy badly so i just crouched over and pissed haha

Awesome

shimshimhada · 12-22-2005, 06:35 PM

http://www.altx.com/dd/mandie.html

Dante · 12-23-2005, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

i went out like the other week to see NARNIA opening night and it was dark in teh parking lot and i had to pee BADDDLYYY and my friend Calvin was like.. dudee .. heres some tisssues go find a bush. mwahah i totally psised behind this hueg trash can. i was afraid it would liek trickle down my leg or something

@ enroutte + bella

Ahahaha, there is a german invention called "urinella" which helps in situations like these. There´s a DIY at the bottom of the page, I might post it in the DIY section...

and here´s the link (sorry german, but self explanatory):

http://www.klomoda.com/urinella/urinella2.html

enroutte, get well soon!

Enroutte · 12-23-2005, 03:12 AM

dude lol eww it looks liek a FUNNEL. let me pee into a funnel. good ideaa haha cause u know.. i carry funnels around in my purse

Dante · 12-23-2005, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

dude lol eww it looks liek a FUNNEL. let me pee into a funnel. good ideaa haha cause u know.. i carry funnels around in my purse

Why not

It´s made out of strong paper, you can fold it and carry around with you

davinet78 · 12-23-2005, 09:12 AM

im showing my girlfriend also

zdognaylor · 12-23-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

Hehe...

If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x

Yeah mutual respect like forcing a guy to pee unnaturally I don't see the respect in that? I could understand asking your friends to clean up after themselves but forcing them to sit and pee? How would you feel if your friends said that you couldn't pee unless you stand?

Enroutte · 12-23-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by zdognaylor

Yeah mutual respect like forcing a guy to pee unnaturally I don't see the respect in that? I could understand asking your friends to clean up after themselves but forcing them to sit and pee? How would you feel if your friends said that you couldn't pee unless you stand?

Standing up and peeing is more messy than sitting. I'm asking them to sit because it's more neat -- them making me stand is going to just make more of a mess. So.. if they enjoy having piss trickle down the side of their toilet seat, HEYYY why not. I've done worse in my life.

Anyway.. the funnel. MWHAHA ;] i would totally carry it in my purse if it was clean.. cause like..after you pee in it once..its dirty. if there was a santizer thing for it.. of if it came in like one time use strips or something id totally get it. stnading and peeing is so much easier and doesnt require me to like pull my pants all the way down and crouch over. GROSSSS

Enroutte · 12-23-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dante

Why not

It´s made out of strong paper, you can fold it and carry around with you

YUM. folding up a peed on piece of paper in my purse. mmm whats that i smell? oh , must be the freshly urinated on funnel.

BellasBmw · 12-23-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Enroutte

YUM. folding up a peed on piece of paper in my purse. mmm whats that i smell? oh , must be the freshly urinated on funnel.

I got enough shit in my purse, i dont need to be carrying a funnel around either.

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