Willie extensions

beemerbird · 07-31-2008, 04:29 AM

We've had breast enlargements so what about willie extensions that the Japanese have perfected, apparently.

Sorry, I'm bored - in general.

Real Thing · 07-31-2008, 04:56 AM

Someone once asked me if I'd like a Six Inch Willie "I told them I'm not cutting mine in half for anyone"
(Sorry it's a bad joke but you did say you were bored

booforty · 07-31-2008, 05:04 AM

Don't need one thank god, happy with my "M" package...

beemerbird · 07-31-2008, 05:19 AM

Thanks Guys, you've 'relieved' my boredom.

Real Thing - obviously you have the 'Real Thing' then.

Paul, I'm assuming a 'M' package variety would constitute various levels of 'ride settings' and be exceptionally hard and fast when required....... No wonder you're a happy man.

Am I going to discover this at the weekend

booforty · 07-31-2008, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Paul, I'm assuming a 'M' package variety would constitute various levels of 'ride settings' and be exceptionally hard and fast when required....... No wonder you're a happy man.

Am I going to discover this at the weekend

You hit the nail on the head Helen!

NathanJT · 07-31-2008, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by booforty

You hit the nail on the head Helen!

What, like this?

booforty · 07-31-2008, 06:14 AM

^^ lol!

dxb335d · 07-31-2008, 07:48 AM

Was a program on this the other day, even in a proper operation you can only get like 2cm whats the point.

booforty · 07-31-2008, 08:19 AM

So is yours now 2cm Carl?

dxb335d · 07-31-2008, 08:20 AM

PMSL still 3cm bigger than your inverted todgwah lol

330cdsport · 07-31-2008, 08:42 AM

I dunno - a 100% increase sounds good to me

booforty · 07-31-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

PMSL still 3cm bigger than your inverted todgwah lol

At least mine sees more action than yours, and I don't mean one night-hand action! lol

beemerbird · 07-31-2008, 12:34 PM

Some of us have had a laugh at work today thanks to you lot.

When I read Carlos's comment to Paul about his 'inverted todgwah' the noise I must have made prompted my colleague to say in all innocence "Are you alright Helen, you seem to be having trouble swallowing".

"Noooooooooooo, don't say that!" was my reply. Puzzled colleague then reads this thread and clicks straight away why her innocent comment got the reaction it did. Meanwhile, one of the Lawyers walks up to see me and asks what all the laughter is about. Knowing he has a sense of humour (rare I agree), he reads the thread. When he'd read Carlos's post he said "Is that actually english?". I said "He's from Essex". Lawyer replied "Hmmmmm".

Anyhow, boring work then discussed and as he was leaving he turned to me and said "I go to the gym Helen, so I'm ok" and winked. Oh the thought - too much! I'm still struggling to visualise any gym equipment that would enhance his todger.

neilmc · 07-31-2008, 12:39 PM

60lb weights hung to his bellend?

Sorry.Have finished work now too.

beemerbird · 07-31-2008, 01:28 PM

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Real Thing Lieutenant 24 Rep 582 Posts Drives: Audi TT-RS Plus + MK6 Golf R Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leicestershire iTrader: (0)	Someone once asked me if I'd like a Six Inch Willie "I told them I'm not cutting mine in half for anyone" (Sorry it's a bad joke but you did say you were bored __________________
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