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| 05-13-2009, 08:29 AM | #1 |
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I wish I spoke American...
I think I know what happened here...
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...49#post5112049 But I cant be sure lol... Oh well... Matt |
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Stuck a tunning box on his 335i, comes across a G37 (Nissan?), blows him off in a straight line on the highway and is willy waving about it.
Real men don't seem too impressed, but the fellow willy wavers are massaging his knob. Think that's the jist of it. He's obviously happy for now. Glad you said American Matt, as it sure as hell isn't English!! |
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Makes more sense now.
Whos been blowing who?
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They should sell their BMWs and buy Audis - they're all COCKS!
PS - apologies to all Audi drivers on here, its Mr Clarkson's view not mine (although most of the Audi drivers I see are going out of their way to prove him right!).
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At least we still got hot women over here.. Let's face reality you guys didn't know what a good looking woman was till they started busing them in from Central Europe. No wonder why you guys used to need to drink so much.
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  (PS I do live in Central Europe). Look at the Russians. Beautiful girls and drink heavily .... so that's that theory knocked on the head. D.
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