[hemi to e90]

Dear G37 owners of NYC,

please stop trying to race me at every fucking light. i dont care enough about your stock car to waste myself on you,

thank you,
My BMWs rear tires.



Dear NYC,

how the fuck is it possible that you have been doing on construction the BQE since ive been in the states and its not done yet? and how is it possible that the battery tunnel entrance is still a disaster? after 10yrs+ you should have mastered basic road repair.

thank you,
My bmws rims



Dear NYC traffic cameras,

why do you exist? i cant brake soon enough after your 1s yellow light because of the massive potholes i was paying attention to dodge. new rule, if you cant fix the craters in front of your light, there should be no fucking red light camera.

thank you,
my fucking sanity


Dear out of state drivers in nyc (this means you new jersey),

stop giving yourself 4-5 car lengths of space infront of you in traffic. this is only going to make me angry. also, when you do this, and i cut you off, you have no right to look surprised. you are in new york. and you have 5 fucking car lengths infront of you, the fuck was i supposed to do? allow that to happen. flashing your high beams at me is only going to make slow down.

thank you,
simple logic of driving in traffic.





what are your annoyances living in nyc and having the demonic thing called a car?

[cn555ic]

lol

[Ali.K_BMW]

LOLUMADBRO

[hemi to e90]

u have no fucking idea. this mornings commute was enough to make me want to just start not working in nyc

that and the annoyance of g37s are really just getting under my skin

[B-737]

Originally Posted by hemi to e90

Dear out of state drivers in nyc (this means you new jersey),

stop giving yourself 4-5 car lengths of space infront of you in traffic. this is only going to make me angry. also, when you do this, and i cut you off, you have no right to look surprised. you are in new york. and you have 5 fucking car lengths infront of you, the fuck was i supposed to do? allow that to happen. flashing your high beams at me is only going to make slow down.

LOL! love it!!
what is it w ppl and flashing their lights?

[Slow_335i]

lmao great thread!

[hemi to e90]

because in manhattan they get a massive fine if they honk

[Cleanasscoupe]

LMAO!!!! Good call with the g37's...atleast one a day..it never fails

[Reketjr]

Haha quality rant!

[loki7177]

I wanna shoot myself every time I drive on the weekend in NYC.

[2jzn54]

Originally Posted by loki7177

I wanna shoot myself every time I drive on the weekend in NYC.

Agreed.. really anything within a 25 mile radius of Manhattan..

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Whenever a G37 pulls up next to me, I lower my window and shout

"Your car is slow,
and your mother is a ho".

they probably look over at your car, and say "holy shit where did that come from? what, Jonathan your saying that came from the bmw? is the bmw haunted? who the fuck is driving the bmw? and how does the bmw ghost know my mother likes to have multiple sexual partners?"

[AceBMW]

heh, i like this, so true on many points.

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Whenever a G37 pulls up next to me, I lower my window and shout

"Your car is slow,
and your mother is a ho".

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

most people say that when i drive by them and they think the car is a robot or some shitt

u should start yelling at people in a robot voice.

[onebadmofo]

Originally Posted by hemi to e90

Dear out of state drivers in nyc (this means you new jersey),

stop giving yourself 4-5 car lengths of space infront of you in traffic. this is only going to make me angry. also, when you do this, and i cut you off, you have no right to look surprised. you are in new york. and you have 5 fucking car lengths infront of you, the fuck was i supposed to do? allow that to happen. flashing your high beams at me is only going to make slow down.

thank you,
simple logic of driving in traffic.

Actually I do the same thing in traffic. If you want to cut me off then please, go ahead , I'll create another gap between you and me. Why? Because while you accelerate and brake like an idiot keep a distance of 18 inches between yourself and the car in front of you, I can roll slowly and steadily behind you in the same gear without jerking the clutch up and down.

[themyst]

G37s never bother me where can I find one? I always get bothered by the EVOs and GTIs of the world.

[onebadmofo]

Originally Posted by themyst

G37s never bother me where can I find one? I always get bothered by the EVOs and GTIs of the world.

Dude, I drive a GTI right now for few days and it's a fun ass car! DCT and everything. Quick too.
And GTi has a lot of problems with Civics.

If you want G37's come to Brooklyn, it seems like everyone and their mom has one.

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by onebadmofo

Actually I do the same thing in traffic. If you want to cut me off then please, go ahead , I'll create another gap between you and me. Why? Because while you accelerate and brake like an idiot keep a distance of 18 inches between yourself and the car in front of you, I can roll slowly and steadily behind you in the same gear without jerking the clutch up and down.

Look a car length or 2 I'll understand

But when the rest of us are stopped and I have the space of a 18wheeler infront of u, and all I want is to make the right that ur blocking me from making, I'm gonna get mad

[Squintz82]

Originally Posted by hemi to e90

Look a car length or 2 I'll understand

But when the rest of us are stopped and I have the space of a 18wheeler infront of u, and all I want is to make the right that ur blocking me from making, I'm gonna get mad

This

[hemi to e90]

Originally Posted by onebadmofo

Dude, I drive a GTI right now for few days and it's a fun ass car! DCT and everything. Quick too.
And GTi has a lot of problems with Civics.

If you want G37's come to Brooklyn, it seems like everyone and their mom has one.

they are always an auto they are always awd and they always drop to neutral to rev

[ejazbmw]

subway FTW

[D335NUTZ]

Right = Write*