The stupidest things we did for love

The Chaddening · 09-19-2016, 06:18 PM

In middle school I had a huge crush on this girl. She was throwing this big time birthday party and I got invited. I was so excited because she pretty much had no idea who I was but I figured if I got just the right gift I could get her attention. I then realized that I had absolutely no idea what to get a middle school girl for their birthday.... so I asked my Mom. My Mom worked for Mary Kay so of course she says "you should get her a make up set!". I had no idea, so I figured why not...Girls love make up, right?! I was all excited because I figured "man, the other guys are going to get her some STUPID present... I have this totally BADASS make up kit!". Feeling super cocky I lined up to give her the gift and she took one look at it, gave a half ass "oh..thanks" and set it aside. The next week at school I am now the total fruit cake guy who is into make up. Totally backfired. Not love - still sucked.

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

In middle school I had a huge crush on this girl. She was throwing this big time birthday party and I got invited. I was so excited because she pretty much had no idea who I was but I figured if I got just the right gift I could get her attention. I then realized that I had absolutely no idea what to get a middle school girl for their birthday.... so I asked my Mom. My Mom worked for Mary Kay so of course she says "you should get her a make up set!". I had no idea, so I figured why not...Girls love make up, right?! I was all excited because I figured "man, the other guys are going to get her some STUPID present... I have this totally BADASS make up kit!". Feeling super cocky I lined up to give her the gift and she took one look at it, gave a half ass "oh..thanks" and set it aside. The next week at school I am now the total fruit cake guy who is into make up. Totally backfired. Not love - still sucked.

Between that and an Eleanor Roosevelt quote, you may want to get tested.

The Chaddening · 09-19-2016, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Between that and an Eleanor Roosevelt quote, you may want to get tested.

Lol did you actually think that was a real quote?!?

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

Lol did you actually think that was a real quote?!?

No... I did not, but YOU chose her to attribute it to... so... there is that.

shoei · 09-19-2016, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Pretty sure there's cached data somewhere....

Oh I was just joking. I have all of his post from that thread saved to a text file.

You the reporter that just linked Hilary Clinton's IT guy posting on forums asking how to wipe a "VIP's emails off exchange servers"??

Pretty sure this reporter is going to die a mysterious death that looks like an accident...

https://mobile.twitter.com/GOPPollAn...91379971612672

MKSixer · 09-19-2016, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Between that and an Eleanor Roosevelt quote, you may want to get tested.

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Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

Lol did you actually think that was a real quote?!?

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No... I did not, but YOU chose her to attribute it to... so... there is that.

It's on the internet...it must be true.
#Imafrenchmodel

jtodd_fl · 09-19-2016, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Between that and an Eleanor Roosevelt quote, you may want to get tested.

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Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

Lol did you actually think that was a real quote?!?

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No... I did not, but YOU chose her to attribute it to... so... there is that.

It's on the internet...it must be true.
#Imafrenchmodel

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it's hard to authenticate their attribution."
-Abraham Lincoln

Banana Hammock · 09-19-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

You the reporter that just linked Hilary Clinton's IT guy posting on forums asking how to wipe a "VIP's emails off exchange servers"??

Pretty sure this reporter is going to die a mysterious death that looks like an accident...

https://mobile.twitter.com/GOPPollAn...91379971612672

I'm the Edward Snowden of OT.

jtodd_fl · 09-20-2016, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Originally Posted by shoei

You the reporter that just linked Hilary Clinton's IT guy posting on forums asking how to wipe a "VIP's emails off exchange servers"??

Pretty sure this reporter is going to die a mysterious death that looks like an accident...

https://mobile.twitter.com/GOPPollAn...91379971612672

I'm the Edward Snowden of OT.

Knock on the front door in 3...2...1...

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Knock on the front door in 3...2...1...

I'm innocent I tell you! Innoce...

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Knock on the front door in 3...2...1...

I'm innocent I tell you! Innoce...

Nice knowing you!

Jaghave · 09-20-2016, 12:37 AM

Get marry

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaghave

Get marry

Dumbhead.

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Nice knowing you!

When shit hits the fan, it's good to know that you don't have my back.

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 12:39 AM

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Nice knowing you!

When shit hits the fan, it's good to know that you don't have my back.

Duck fat? Never heard of him. Fuck dat.

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Duck fat? Never heard of him. Fuck dat.

You're dead to me.

Jaghave · 09-20-2016, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Dumbhead.

: )

jtodd_fl · 09-20-2016, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

You're dead to me.

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

bimmette · 09-20-2016, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Duck fat? Never heard of him. Fuck dat.

You're dead to me.

Boo!

Banana Hammock · 09-20-2016, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Boo!

jtodd_fl · 09-20-2016, 02:41 AM

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.

Nooooooooooo.....

09-19-2016, 06:18 PM	#155
The Chaddening Major General 11585 Rep 5,510 Posts Drives: Bicycle - reducing carbon Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Kekistan iTrader: (0)	In middle school I had a huge crush on this girl. She was throwing this big time birthday party and I got invited. I was so excited because she pretty much had no idea who I was but I figured if I got just the right gift I could get her attention. I then realized that I had absolutely no idea what to get a middle school girl for their birthday.... so I asked my Mom. My Mom worked for Mary Kay so of course she says "you should get her a make up set!". I had no idea, so I figured why not...Girls love make up, right?! I was all excited because I figured "man, the other guys are going to get her some STUPID present... I have this totally BADASS make up kit!". Feeling super cocky I lined up to give her the gift and she took one look at it, gave a half ass "oh..thanks" and set it aside. The next week at school I am now the total fruit cake guy who is into make up. Totally backfired. Not love - still sucked.
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