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      03-11-2009, 06:52 PM   #1
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Thoughts to ponder

Number 10 -
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 -
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 -
Some people are like a Slinky ..
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you 200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you 30.00?

Number 2 -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
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Good thought's.. Nr 8 made me laugh..
And the rest...How true..
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