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      02-24-2009, 03:13 PM   #67
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As long as she doesn't grow a 'tash and there's something to grab onto then happy days!! Just love whats there, small boobies are better than a muffin-top !!

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      02-25-2009, 02:54 PM   #69
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I think the correct thing to do under the circumstances is to go public and make arrangements to create a documentary about a boob job on the TV. Get the TV co. to stump up the cash.

The way I see it is:-

1. Your Wife gets her big boobies back
2. Your Wife is happier
3. Your happier to come to think of it
4. The only cost is the loss of your privacy
5. Spend the saved cash from the boob job on a nice shiny BMW

Win Win Win Loose Win IMO
Big mistake and can kill relationships.
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Big mistake and can kill relationships.
What, getting a wife?
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two options
pay a few guys to start saying comments about HOW HOT SHE IS!!
second tell her she thinks they are small cause she is losing weight and they just look different on her HOT body haha
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Not a good idea to pay some geeza to bang ya bird.
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I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!
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Facking ace mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!
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I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!
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I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!
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holy shit that's funny...
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breasts? decent ones?
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This is a very funny post but should'nt it be in the moding section.

I went out with a girl who had implants thae looked good but did not feel so good and in certain postions you feel the edge of the implant but they did look great!
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Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.
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Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.
Carl my ex rebecca had false tits, they where fucking mint.

when i was fucking her and she was on top i was treated to 2 smilly faces egging me on..... those where the days
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Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.
What do you reckon to these ones carl?

Probably some of the more natural looking ones i've seen.

http://www.houstonplasticsurgeryblog...-augmentation/

You need to scroll down - Before and after pics.
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