My Wifes BREASTS!

SixDegrees · 02-24-2009, 03:13 PM

As long as she doesn't grow a 'tash and there's something to grab onto then happy days!! Just love whats there, small boobies are better than a muffin-top !!

Serjames · 02-25-2009, 02:18 PM

blimey talk about esoteric conversations

SJ

dxb335d · 02-25-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhilR

I think the correct thing to do under the circumstances is to go public and make arrangements to create a documentary about a boob job on the TV. Get the TV co. to stump up the cash.

The way I see it is:-

1. Your Wife gets her big boobies back
2. Your Wife is happier
3. Your happier to come to think of it
4. The only cost is the loss of your privacy
5. Spend the saved cash from the boob job on a nice shiny BMW

Win Win Win Loose Win IMO

Big mistake and can kill relationships.

ed335d · 02-25-2009, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Big mistake and can kill relationships.

What, getting a wife?

mkPOTO · 02-25-2009, 03:49 PM

two options
pay a few guys to start saying comments about HOW HOT SHE IS!!
second tell her she thinks they are small cause she is losing weight and they just look different on her HOT body haha

dxb335d · 02-25-2009, 03:51 PM

Not a good idea to pay some geeza to bang ya bird.

330cdsport · 02-26-2009, 10:53 AM

I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!

dxb335d · 02-26-2009, 11:40 AM

Facking ace mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

booforty · 02-26-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!

Geoffo · 02-26-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!

:b ellyroll

Exotica · 02-26-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

I had a similar issue with an ex-girlfriend years ago. She kept banging on about her breasts being too small and I told her to rub them with toilet roll every morning for a few months.

Reluctantly she tried this and after 3 months she said that my idea was useless. I told her that I was sure it would make them bigger as it had worked very well on her arse!!

That was the last time I saw her!

CatchM3 · 03-14-2009, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Soon2B330i

HAHA

roofer · 03-14-2009, 05:47 AM

Whatever you do, don't use this fella!

Serjames · 03-14-2009, 03:08 PM

holy shit that's funny...

SixDegrees · 03-15-2009, 04:34 PM

Thats got me in a fit of chuckles!!!!!!

dxb335d · 03-15-2009, 04:36 PM

breasts? decent ones?

zltm089 · 03-15-2009, 06:08 PM

Bolt on turbos!!!.....and get her a remap!!!

E92 LeMans · 03-17-2009, 12:02 PM

This is a very funny post but should'nt it be in the moding section.

I went out with a girl who had implants thae looked good but did not feel so good and in certain postions you feel the edge of the implant but they did look great!

dxb335d · 03-17-2009, 01:19 PM

Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.

Steve A · 03-17-2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.

Carl my ex rebecca had false tits, they where fucking mint.

when i was fucking her and she was on top i was treated to 2 smilly faces egging me on..... those where the days

madman · 03-17-2009, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Ive yet too see a fake pair look good out.

What do you reckon to these ones carl?

Probably some of the more natural looking ones i've seen.

http://www.houstonplasticsurgeryblog...-augmentation/

You need to scroll down - Before and after pics.

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