Unbelievably Funny Craigslist Ads!!!

xT4iw4n3zx · 12-13-2008, 02:47 AM

TITLE: INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)
LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.html
RATING: 9/10

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TITLE: To the girl who stole my bike as a gesture of flirtation
LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/865564186.html
RATING: 7/10

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TITLE: Tina, The Telemarketer Who Called Me Last Night
LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/det/844446232.html
RATING: 8/10

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TITLE: Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: The fridge doesn't come with a pedigree!
LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/175240913.html
RATING: 120/10

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TITLE: To the owner of the dog who took a shit outside my apartment building --> Vancouver one
LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/585508697.html
RATING: TOO FUNNY TO RATE XDDDDD/10

Was getting bored and found all these!!! LMFAO, DON'T READ THE LAST ONE TILL YOU'VE ATLEAST READ THE 2ND LAST ONE. It'll make it funnier when you're already laughing your guts out LMFAO XDDD

DougLikesBMW · 12-13-2008, 03:36 AM

Wow....lmao. Great finds. That's just fucking hilarious.

SoCalTony · 12-13-2008, 03:43 AM

i like tina

Jammin Jason · 12-13-2008, 03:52 AM

i liked the first one lol

m2kev · 12-13-2008, 04:06 AM

lol @ tina and the dog shit one,.. i LOl'ed

ponch_ki · 12-13-2008, 06:40 AM

lol @ the 5th. hilarious

asdflkijd · 12-13-2008, 06:52 AM

dog shit one was the funniest. I remember reading the one about the motorcycle and the crack addict Lol that shit was funny... oh gee,

Weaselboy · 12-13-2008, 11:31 AM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/835057632.html

Check this one.

al4m · 12-13-2008, 11:33 AM

i like the refrigerator one

Razzy · 12-13-2008, 11:36 AM

lol, dog shit was the funniest.

tweak84 · 12-13-2008, 12:16 PM

this one is pretty damn funny....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html

m3_love · 12-13-2008, 01:56 PM

L. O. L. @ the first link

DougLikesBMW · 12-13-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weaselboy

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/835057632.html

Check this one.

Wow...That lady is nucking futs...she is gunna die alone, very aloooone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tweak84

this one is pretty damn funny....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html

Lmao at that last line!

Jammin Jason · 12-14-2008, 11:47 PM

i just read the dog sh!t one OMG effffffinnn hilarious im dying right now.

I LOVE THIS thread (=
got anymore?

Comet · 12-15-2008, 03:30 AM

the first one and the fridge were the bomb

ZuerstBMW · 12-15-2008, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weaselboy

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/835057632.html

Check this one.

Shes not looking for much is she?

12-13-2008, 02:47 AM	#1
xT4iw4n3zx Private 56 Rep 76 Posts Drives: 09' E90 LCI Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vancouver, Canada iTrader: (0)	Unbelievably Funny Craigslist Ads!!! TITLE: INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese) LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.html RATING: 9/10 -------------------------------- TITLE: To the girl who stole my bike as a gesture of flirtation LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/865564186.html RATING: 7/10 -------------------------------- TITLE: Tina, The Telemarketer Who Called Me Last Night LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/det/844446232.html RATING: 8/10 -------------------------------- TITLE: Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: The fridge doesn't come with a pedigree! LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/175240913.html RATING: 120/10 ------------------------------- TITLE: To the owner of the dog who took a shit outside my apartment building --> Vancouver one LINK: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/585508697.html RATING: TOO FUNNY TO RATE XDDDDD/10 Was getting bored and found all these!!! LMFAO, DON'T READ THE LAST ONE TILL YOU'VE ATLEAST READ THE 2ND LAST ONE. It'll make it funnier when you're already laughing your guts out LMFAO XDDD
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12-13-2008, 03:36 AM	#2
DougLikesBMW Fapmin 402 Rep 2,660 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	Wow....lmao. Great finds. That's just fucking hilarious.
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12-13-2008, 03:43 AM	#3
SoCalTony New Member 3 Rep 25 Posts Drives: 2001 Jetta GLX 12v VR6 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Escondido, CA iTrader: (0)	i like tina
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12-13-2008, 03:52 AM	#4
Jammin Jason We run LA 94 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	i liked the first one lol __________________ HATERS GONNA HATE
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12-13-2008, 04:06 AM	#5
m2kev Major 89 Rep 1,187 Posts Drives: G87 M2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Clemente, CA iTrader: (14)	lol @ tina and the dog shit one,.. i LOl'ed __________________
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12-13-2008, 06:40 AM	#6
ponch_ki Second Lieutenant 53 Rep 297 Posts Drives: cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines iTrader: (0)	lol @ the 5th. hilarious __________________ 2008 AW E92 M3 (sold ) Amuse Ericsson Exhaust, Amuse Trunk, Vorsteiner Lip, BMW Performance Seats, AA SSK, AA Pulley, Gruppe-M Intake, BBS 19" LMs, AP Racing BBK 1994 BMW E36 M3 Euro (Track Car)
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12-13-2008, 06:52 AM	#7
asdflkijd Aberry is a scammer 558 Rep 5,507 Posts Drives: SGM E92 335i, AM E90 335i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (14) Garage List 2008 E92 335i [10.00] 2007 E90 335i (Reti ... [9.00]	dog shit one was the funniest. I remember reading the one about the motorcycle and the crack addict Lol that shit was funny... oh gee,
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12-13-2008, 11:31 AM	#8
Weaselboy Major 76 Rep 1,292 Posts Drives: 2024 M340i Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: California iTrader: (0)	http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/835057632.html Check this one.
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12-13-2008, 11:33 AM	#9
al4m Major General 149 Rep 7,390 Posts Drives: e90 328i - sgm Join Date: May 2007 Location: SF iTrader: (6) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	i like the refrigerator one __________________
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12-13-2008, 11:36 AM	#10
Razzy Lieutenant 242 Rep 509 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ontario, Canada iTrader: (0)	lol, dog shit was the funniest.
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12-13-2008, 12:16 PM	#11
tweak84 i shake a lot 72 Rep 108 Posts Drives: 07 Z4M 17 X5M Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wisconsin iTrader: (1)	this one is pretty damn funny.... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html
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12-13-2008, 01:56 PM	#12
m3_love Lieutenant Colonel 334 Rep 1,991 Posts Drives: 991 C2S Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas iTrader: (8)	L. O. L. @ the first link __________________ Gone but never forgotten: e92 M3 l 6MT - OEM++ e46 M3 l 6MT - OEM+ e90 M3 l 6MT - OEM++ e92 335i l Auto - the list is too long... Last edited by m3_love; 12-13-2008 at 02:13 PM..
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12-14-2008, 11:47 PM	#14
Jammin Jason We run LA 94 Rep 352 Posts Drives: Slow E90 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Socal iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 E90 [0.00]	i just read the dog sh!t one OMG effffffinnn hilarious im dying right now. I LOVE THIS thread (= got anymore? __________________ HATERS GONNA HATE
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12-15-2008, 03:30 AM	#15
Comet Troll Harder 395 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	the first one and the fridge were the bomb __________________
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