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      12-09-2016, 12:09 PM   #23
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OP, just find another chick for a threesome for the man. He won't ever leave you.
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Seriously, if you detect he has a stressful job, take him away for the weekend somewhere quiet, to be alone with your company.

Just don't be that Viagra lady with 17 suitcases to his overnight bag
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OP, just find another chick for a threesome for the man. He won't ever leave you.
This^
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OP, just find another chick for a threesome for the man. He won't ever leave you.
Not true. We ditch the OP for the new girl because it's fresh and exciting.
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      12-09-2016, 05:59 PM   #28
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This^
ASB, I love you, but I'm not ready for those kinds of mental images of you.
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What is your must have gift this year?
Ok, real bit of advise here.

Stocking stuffer.... Underwear from either "2 Under" or "My Package". He'll be happy you did.
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Ok, real bit of advise here.

Stocking stuffer.... Underwear from either "2 Under" or "My Package". He'll be happy you did.
I had to google this up! WOW

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Stocking stuffer.... Underwear from either "2 Under" or "My Package". He'll be happy you did.
I had to google this up! WOW

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Ok, real bit of advise here.

Stocking stuffer.... Underwear from either "2 Under" or "My Package". He'll be happy you did.
I had to google this up! WOW

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What is your must have gift this year?
Socks.
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They'll change your life.
Ok, you convinced me. A pair of each on the way.
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Travel anywhere.
My wife booked a trip for us to go to Scotland.
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Socks.
Geez, I HATED doing that this weekend. Last weekend I saw a few pairs of the "footies" for around the house, and we got some for a couple nieces. Put $25 inside and hang on the tree.
Then this Saturday night after I get a nice buzz on unfiltered nigori, wife decides (since she is now driving) that we are going to Kohl's. And we end up with like 10 more pairs of socks, for all the nieces/nephews.

Not only is my buzz totally smashed, but I feel like a dick giving socks to teens. All we have bought so far is clothing. Socks and t-shirts and underpants (regular) are NOT Christmas gifts!!!!

The teddy, THAT is a Christmas gift!
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Geez, I HATED doing that this weekend. Last weekend I saw a few pairs of the "footies" for around the house, and we got some for a couple nieces. Put $25 inside and hang on the tree.
Then this Saturday night after I get a nice buzz on unfiltered nigori, wife decides (since she is now driving) that we are going to Kohl's. And we end up with like 10 more pairs of socks, for all the nieces/nephews.

Not only is my buzz totally smashed, but I feel like a dick giving socks to teens. All we have bought so far is clothing. Socks and t-shirts and underpants (regular) are NOT Christmas gifts!!!!

The teddy, THAT is a Christmas gift!
A teenager loves three things.

1. Porn.
2. More porn.
3. Access to porn unsupervised by the parents.

They need socks to clean up the mess since they never remember to bring toilet paper to their rooms, so you're going to end up in their memories in a very weird way for sure.

Everyone here is getting goats again and my kids are getting ticket to a Guns 'N' Roses concert. I'm totally justifying that with studies stating kids with early (not so early in my case) exposure to music are smarter than others!
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A teenager loves three things.

1. Porn.
2. More porn.
3. Access to porn unsupervised by the parents.

They need socks to clean up the mess since they never remember to bring toilet paper to their rooms, so you're going to end up in their memories in a very weird way for sure.

Everyone here is getting goats again and my kids are getting ticket to a Guns 'N' Roses concert. I'm totally justifying that with studies stating kids with early (not so early in my case) exposure to music are smarter than others!
Umm, what about the nieces that are teens????

IF you check the details on those studies, I'd be pretty sure GnR wasn't what they were referring to as "music"
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Umm, what about the nieces that are teens????

IF you check the details on those studies, I'd be pretty sure GnR wasn't what they were referring to as "music"
I'm just answering in the basis I know, though I admit giving redtube links to a niece is a whole new level of weird for sure.

Dude they said music!! Their favorite band, megadeth isn't touring, and last summer I took them to see Ironmaiden (which they love me for!!) so I am taking this part of parenting seriously.
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though I admit giving redtube links to a niece is a whole new level of weird for sure.
But, I will show them the link in the Van. That's not weird or anything, right?
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