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      12-04-2015, 10:00 AM   #23
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Why do men use beards and flannel as birth control?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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36 years young.
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Well we need some way to protect our bank accounts from bad investments?
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Because clearly they work.....or so says a wise ol lumberjack with whisky flask in hand.
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Well we need some way to protect our bank accounts from bad investments?
I'm gonna start calling lups" bad investment".
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Because clearly they work.....or so says a wise ol lumberjack with whisky flask in hand.
Lol, yes they do. Scary combination.

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I'm gonna start calling lups" bad investment".
That I am.
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      12-04-2015, 10:13 AM   #31
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If you have a gf/ wife, is she aware of this community service act of yours?
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No that title is reserved for Sara, she'd what I call an account sweeper.
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Yes,she is the editor
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Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day of your life or join in once to stop it?
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Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day of your life or join in once to stop it?
Well you never said I'd have to be in the same room as them to watch. So I would have it play on a monitor and no volume, this way I am technically watching.

I can also join because you didn't say that I would have to actually participate in the act itself. So I would join them in the room and tell them to stop...
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Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day of your life or join in once to stop it?
This sounds like a source of torture.....omg!
Guess I'm destined to watch.....eeshh!
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      12-04-2015, 12:27 PM   #38
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Guess I'm destined to watch.....eeshh!
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This sounds like a source of torture.....omg!
Guess I'm destined to watch.....eeshh!
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That is a lose / lose question....
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That is a lose / lose question....
Schrodingers cat, dude...
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That is a lose / lose question....
Schrodingers cat, dude...
That's a dead cat then....I'll not open the box!
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That is a lose / lose question....
Schrodingers cat, dude...
That's a dead cat then....I'll not open the box!
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Guess I'm destined to watch.....eeshh!
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If you were posed the same....you'd join....and you say I'm the weirdo
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This sounds like a source of torture.....omg!
Guess I'm destined to watch.....eeshh!
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If you were posed the same....you'd join....and you say I'm the weirdo
Maybe one day I'll put myself out there like you did and take the hits, but until that day

You're doing well
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