I bet she has had a few Baton's

Exotica · 12-08-2008, 04:47 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rostitute.html

willhollin · 12-08-2008, 04:50 PM

And the odd pork truncheon.

Mark II · 12-09-2008, 06:43 AM

Obviously keen on taking down her own particulars

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O.K I'll get my coat

CrimsonRedE93 · 12-09-2008, 07:19 AM

Anything you say can and will be taken down....................

Mark II · 12-09-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonRedE93

Anything you say can and will be taken down....................

"Knickers"

In the article it reckons that she wouldn't wear 'uniform'.....I guess it would have been a bit of a busmans holiday....
Punter: "Go on, dress up like a police woman".
Her: "Not when I'm off duty".
Punter: "Wha..."

...or maybe she fancied trying plain clothes (no clothes)

beemerbird · 12-09-2008, 07:58 AM

Better than 'pounding' the beat doing over time and paying tax lol.

Maybe she was working under cover.

Mark II · 12-09-2008, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Maybe she was working under cover.

I think her position may have been exposed...

WPC: "Sarge can I have another pair of handcuffs".
Sarge: "Blimey, that's four pairs in a week - what are you doing with em"?

dxb335d · 12-09-2008, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark II

Obviously keen on taking down her own particulars

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beemerbird · 12-09-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark II

I think her position may have been exposed...

What..........like caught 'winking'

Wonder if it breaches acceptable secondary employment outside of the Civil Service. You have to complete a form every so often.

Not for me..........but good on her I say.

dxb335d · 12-09-2008, 08:26 AM

Im a bit confused about escort agencies.

They advertise in alot of papers. How do they get away with it if its illegal?

Mark II · 12-09-2008, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Wonder if it breaches acceptable secondary employment outside of the Civil Service. You have to complete a form every so often.

Yeah and I think the annual review went something like this:

Personnel: "I see you worked very well under your previous CO"
WPC: "Ahem, yes".
Personnel: "On pay scale 5 I see - you really should have got a rise".
WPC: "Oh I did".

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

What..........like caught 'winking'

Is that a euphemism or was that one of her specialities? Ye gods, if she could do that I would be impressed.

Mark II · 12-09-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Im a bit confused about escort agencies.

They advertise in alot of papers. How do they get away with it if its illegal?

Got no personal experience Carl but I think it comes down to the fact that hiring a 'companion' for the evening isn't illegal but if she starts offering 'sexual favours' for money then it is.

beemerbird · 12-09-2008, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark II

Is that a euphemism or was that one of her specialities? Ye gods, if she could do that I would be impressed.

It's a speciality Mark.......all in the muscle control you know.

Actually, it's like the goole gooley bird...........when it winks it wanks.........stop throwing sand in its eye missus.

Mark II · 12-09-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

It's a speciality Mark.......all in the muscle control you know.

Ah interesting - she was probably using it as a form of morse code to invite passing sailors - two legs in the air: dot-dot-dot, dot, dash-dot-dot-dash. dot-dot-dot-dot-dash. dot-dot-dot, dot-dash, dot-dash-dot-dot, dot.

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Actually, it's like the goole gooley bird...........when it winks it wanks.........stop throwing sand in its eye missus.

beemerbird · 12-09-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark II

Ah interesting - she was probably using it as a form of morse code to invite passing sailors - two legs in the air: dot-dot-dot, dot, dash-dot-dot-dash. dot-dot-dot-dot-dash. dot-dot-dot, dot-dash, dot-dash-dot-dot, dot.

Or semaphore.......a flag on each leg/ankle. Just thought of some possible hitch with that though but won't say.

Exotica · 12-09-2008, 10:07 AM

Surely somebody noticed her skin becoming so much clearer?

Porscha! · 12-09-2008, 01:56 PM

She got £2K a week for 20 hours? Obviously she wasn't just taking the men out!

dxb335d · 12-09-2008, 01:58 PM

She was a hooker.

Porscha! · 12-09-2008, 02:02 PM

I gathered that, she may have got good money for 20 hours but no money is enough to sleep with dirty old pervs!

Very odd for a copper to be "on the game" (I think the termiology is) surely she knew she'd be caught sooner or later?

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