[Soul_Glo]

So I have somehow picked up the novovirus... and the past three days I kid you not I have had to use the kazi up to three times an hour day and night... so I need a laugh... and I am making up my own diarrhea songs. I think there are a few online but your contributions welcome...

I was sitting on the grass when it slipped out of my ass
Diarrhea Diarrhea.

I had sloppy feeling, My stomach it was reeling.
Diarrhea Diarrhea.

It was a watery brown. My smile turned upside down.
Diarrhea Diarrhea.

[Craig242]

There was a guy who drove an e92, who realized he needed a poo,
He took off his crown, pulled his pants down, and repainted the walls in brown!

Sorry I'm bored at work

Feel for ya buddy

[Billyray911]

Shit the bed mate,sounds awful!
Anyway,

Diarrhoea diarrhoea isn't very funny,
Diarrhoea diarrhoea shoots out wet and runny

I was sitting in the car,I better not do a fart,diarrhoea,diarrhoea

I was teabagging the bird,I shat and destroyed her world,diarrhoea,diarrhoea

[John320d]

What ever you do, do not catch a cold and start sneezing.

[Soul_Glo]

hahahahaa cheers guys

cannot trust my farts so yeh a could would not help!

[nicktyler]

I feel for you too. I had this twice in the last year and shit the bed is right... Literally!

To the tune of Mumma Mia, ABBA:

Half-way through Mamma-Mia at the cinemaplex
I let rip with a fart that straight-away I regret

Buggering hell, then I notice a worrying smell
Then I suddenly lose control, there's a fire within my hole

All my strength goes into clenching my ring
But its too late and I expell everything

Oh No! Diarrhoea. Here I go again
Oh Christ, what have I been eating?

Diarrhoea. It's goin' everywhere
Wet shit. All over the seating

My evening fell to pieces
Sprayed with my liquid faeces

And we, had to leave the cinema
Mamma-Mia, it started as an ABBA film

Ended, more like an abba-toir!

[Soul_Glo]

Originally Posted by nicktyler

I feel for you too. I had this twice in the last year and shit the bed is right... Literally!

To the tune of Mumma Mia, ABBA:

Half-way through Mamma-Mia at the cinemaplex
I let rip with a fart that straight-away I regret

Buggering hell, then I notice a worrying smell
Then I suddenly lose control, there's a fire within my hole

All my strength goes into clenching my ring
But its too late and I expell everything

Oh No! Diarrhoea. Here I go again
Oh Christ, what have I been eating?

Diarrhoea. It's goin' everywhere
Wet shit. All over the seating

My evening fell to pieces
Sprayed with my liquid faeces

And we, had to leave the cinema
Mamma-Mia, it started as an ABBA film

Ended, more like an abba-toir!

That is awesome. I had to avoid laughing hard in case I let rip.