If you have a 335D, don't watch this ...

Dave_3 · 08-10-2010, 04:45 AM

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6863749/

D.

Em135eye · 08-10-2010, 04:55 AM

Repost but a good one.

VXR8 may sound nice but it's still a Poxhall...:-)

RagingKileak · 08-10-2010, 05:28 AM

What did they think would happen?

Matt

sheps · 08-10-2010, 05:58 AM

"You scare cattle with your diesel because they think the farmer is coming in his tractor to take them to the slaughter house"

Steve A · 08-10-2010, 07:11 AM

quality.

"double cock supreme with fanny sprinkles and spunk sauce"

"do you masturbate near schools" so funny.

acerboo · 08-10-2010, 12:07 PM

he wouldnt be so COCK sure when the diesel crept up behind him and FXXXked him good and proper!

NFS · 08-10-2010, 12:32 PM

I laughed

TMP · 08-10-2010, 02:20 PM

ha ha, v.funny

"Well touch your toes, while I stick the article up your ass"

zltm089 · 08-10-2010, 03:41 PM

repost but funny as hell!!!....spunk sauce!!!

Dr Dave · 08-12-2010, 06:56 AM

"My balls are fizzing with joy!"

dxb335d · 08-23-2010, 09:29 AM

Very funny, I enjoyed that.

Here is another VXR8 vs 335d.

F31-340i · 08-23-2010, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Very funny, I enjoyed that.

Here is another VXR8 vs 335d.

At the risk of sounding stoopid, does the above time / speed mean the 335d was quicker (time wise, shorter time), but the VXR was going faster (higher speed, 107 vs 105mph)? Does this mean the VXR is the quicker car, but in this instance the 335d made a better start?

ElegantSpoon · 08-23-2010, 12:46 PM

What a great video!

dxb335d · 08-23-2010, 01:17 PM

You can see the gap between the cars. But yes
if it was a 2mile straight the VXR8 would pull right past.

ElegantSpoon · 08-23-2010, 01:19 PM

Theres no doubting the 335d performance but if only they could make Diesels sound like a Petrol!

08-10-2010, 04:45 AM	#1
Dave_3 Brigadier General 652 Rep 3,445 Posts Drives: G22 M440D Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: CH / SCO iTrader: (0) Garage List 1973 Escort RS2000 MK1 [10.00]	If you have a 335D, don't watch this ... http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6863749/ D. __________________ Escort Mk1 RS2000 (2.1 2x44IDFS, BVH, Kent FR32, 5spd, 180 BHP) : M440D ¦ Previously : F32 435D : F32 430D M Sport sDrive, 335D E92 2006
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Em135eye Banned 175 Rep 4,302 Posts Drives: M135i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South West iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 BMW M135i 5 door [0.00]	Repost but a good one. VXR8 may sound nice but it's still a Poxhall...:-)
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acerboo Brigadier General 179 Rep 3,925 Posts Drives: e92 335d lci Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: kent iTrader: (2)	he wouldnt be so COCK sure when the diesel crept up behind him and FXXXked him good and proper!
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zltm089 Banned 242 Rep 7,690 Posts Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LONDON iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 335i [10.00]	repost but funny as hell!!!....spunk sauce!!!
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dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 945 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	You can see the gap between the cars. But yes if it was a 2mile straight the VXR8 would pull right past. __________________ 997.2 GT3
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ElegantSpoon There I was balls deep in a... 29 Rep 1,470 Posts Drives: BMW E90 320D Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Devon, UK iTrader: (0)	Theres no doubting the 335d performance but if only they could make Diesels sound like a Petrol! __________________ BMW E90 320D Sapphire Black, Angel Eyes, BMW Performance Extras, Carbon Fabric Trim
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