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      02-15-2018, 12:11 PM   #1
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ALL men are dogs .

You know something, Women often say the men are dogs..

And you know what we ARE...

we are after all:

Loyal,
Fearsome
We will fight to the death to protect you
We will re-enter a burning building to pull you out

But just like dogs, if you beat us, mistreat us , refuse to feed us, refuse to care for us, refuse to throw us a scooby snack every now and again and treat us just like any other dog out there.

Guess what, we''ll go find some other bitch that will
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Yep, we hump legs, eat anything, and sniff crotches...
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Yep, we hump legs, eat anything, and sniff crotches...
Well I was gonna agree on being like a dog too.. until I read the bit about humpin legs (that i dont do)
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You know something, Women often say the men are dogs..

And you know what we ARE...

we are after all:

Loyal,
Fearsome
We will fight to the death to protect you
We will re-enter a burning building to pull you out

But just like dogs, if you beat us, mistreat us , refuse to feed us, refuse to care for us, refuse to throw us a scooby snack every now and again and treat us just like any other dog out there.

Guess what, we''ll go find some other bitch that will
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Well I was gonna agree on being like a dog too.. until I read the bit about humpin legs (that i dont do)
Yeah , we (dogs) are awesome !
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Yeah , we (dogs) are awesome !
yep sometimes our view never goes above the shoulder
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Not denying it. But women love us for that.
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cultural difference i guess. never heard anyone telling me or someone around me this..
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