Best Position....

Last E92 M3 · 04-16-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Isnt that how most off topic threads end up

qft.

Kiemyster · 04-16-2008, 11:43 AM

i want to know where is our Leg humping police?

*Kiemyster goes on radio* kshhh occifer schneiderman, OCCIFER! stop lookin at porn on your navi, we need you over here asap, we have a 3261 in progress! kshhh

*officer scheid goes on radio* kshhh uhh.... fuck the 3261! im not finished polishing my tool! kshhhhhhhh *

***radio silence***

Sara · 04-16-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Last E92 M3

qft.

come again?

asdflkijd · 04-16-2008, 12:13 PM

this thread is

PAKMAN · 04-16-2008, 12:18 PM

hey sara what position do you like?

Sara · 04-16-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PAKMAN

hey sara what position do you like?

All. And I love learning new ones. Havent mastered standing up. Im so damn short.

Neema · 04-16-2008, 12:40 PM

I like when she lays flat on her stomach. . . . like she was laying on the beach.

And. . . but theres a "pound status" warning on this one, meaning if she cant handle getting it slammed in all the way then dont try this haha. . . .while in missionary position, grab her legs, bend them back over her head. . . . and POUND STATUS it away! You get pretty much 100% clearance inside, so like I said, she's gotta be the type that likes it DEEP!

PAKMAN · 04-16-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

All. And I love learning new ones. Havent mastered standing up. Im so damn short.

have you tried that helicopter? or the famous jackhammer? lol.

Sara · 04-16-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PAKMAN

have you tried that helicopter? or the famous jackhammer? lol.

Pics please? I havent heard of those.

Excellence · 04-16-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

tell you what. get tested. send me your results. ill do the same. then we can discuss this further. good? great.

AHHAHAHAA STDS!

Sara · 04-16-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Excellence

AHHAHAHAA STDS!

Interesting to see STD's excite you.

Last E92 M3 · 04-16-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

come again?

this thread is so jacked it's not even funny.
i've never seen such an off topic-off topic thread.

halfpast3 · 04-16-2008, 02:21 PM

This thread excites me

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 04-16-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I can satisfy! Lets have a go!

Whoever your boyfriend is, he needs to run for the hills.

Sara · 04-16-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Last E92 M3

i've never seen such an off topic-off topic thread.

Im sure there's plenty

Sara · 04-16-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by shpuntik

Whoever your boyfriend is, he needs to run for the hills.

Last E92 M3 · 04-16-2008, 02:47 PM

!!!

just kidding

halfpast3 · 04-16-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shpuntik

Whoever your boyfriend is, he needs to run for the hills.

Maybe you should run for hills from him cuz any guy who won't get busy in his 335i is loony.

FrankoQ · 04-16-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Havent mastered standing up. Im so damn short.

Use a stool, exercise steps, a 162 rim, etc.
Just get a little creative with the stuff around the house.

EricMack · 04-16-2008, 03:30 PM

The question is while parked, or going fast...

Sara · 04-16-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankoQ

Use a stool, exercise steps, a 162 rim, etc.
Just get a little creative with the stuff around the house.

Thanks for the tip

Spool · 04-16-2008, 04:24 PM

Gotta love doggy style, pull her hair back and kiss her while you are pounding it....

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