Bmw 328i with 280hp?!?!??

ScaredOnce · 06-06-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteFlood

people who drive 328s always make up garbage because their engine is so weak

It's not that weak. 230hp used to be pretty hardcore and I'm not that old. I used to drool over F-Bodies back in the day that were around there. It's still a phenomenal car. It's just less performance-oriented than a few other cars in its model line. That's it! Chill. I never even really thought about it until I started posting here. Now, I feel like all 328i owners have some contrived anti-ant-car-hate against their bigger siblings.

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Probably because he has a small penis and has to compensate for it with two big ass turbos...

They are actually pretty small turbos; however, I have no real knowledge of his penis. (neither Biblically nor scientifically)

I actually was kinda sheepish about the whole 3.0L TT set up. Coming from an NA 6.0L, the 335's tiny displacement engine actually made my donger seem larger. Then, I realized that it's all about perspective. My donger actually looks huge from the front - but, you gotta kneel down and get really close to it to understand. Closer.. closer...

-=-
Back near-topic, if the guy put enough work into his 328i to make that kinda hp... Why didn't he just get a 335i? Maybe the guy has an absurdly huge penis and wanted to do something to make it seems smaller... like rock a 328i.

They're both awesome cars. But, everyone is free to get another one. Personally, I hate M6 owners. F them. They must have even smaller cocks than I do. Clearly, I should force some type of apologist thinking on them for having something that I do not. God, Allah and George Carlin be damned... I hope they're not sitting around thinking my x35 is garbage just because it's lessor than their ride. Woe is me.

Ahmad11 · 06-06-2011, 06:00 PM

God, Allah and George Carlin be damned...Why do you have to say that..I'm offended.. :O

Dr. Nate · 06-06-2011, 07:58 PM

Most of the people on here don't know how to drive properly through a turn. They can go fast on a straight highway, but can take a sharp turn and come out with a higher speed then when they entered? Doubt it. BMWs were designed to do more then go straight. If you want a dragster go buy a Challenger, they are to heavy to corner.

-Nate

benzo23 · 06-06-2011, 07:59 PM

Your friend smokes some great herb...lmao

g_rant · 06-06-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by benzo23

Your friend smokes some great herb...lmao

Dude, I want some too

micah_675 · 06-07-2011, 02:45 AM

Wait he has multiple flywheels? Man that must be one expensive setup.....

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Told me his car has 280hp from a Akropovic tune and flywheels

Also why post on some random forum with a bunch people that like to flame each other because they have 335's and someone else doesn't... See how many of them come out of the woodworks when something like this is posted? Because they all feel that our cars are inferior to their's because damn they have turbos...... Sure the car has good power but it has its obvious drawbacks. The fact that BMW failed miserably at making their injectors and fuel pump is a good example.... Not to mention the car's oil cooler is completely under designed and under powered for the application. Go look up how many peoples cars go into limp mode when they try to put the car through its paces.

Dr. Nate · 06-07-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by micah_675

Wait he has multiple flywheels? Man that must be one expensive setup.....

Also why post on some random forum with a bunch people that like to flame each other because they have 335's and someone else doesn't... See how many of them come out of the woodworks when something like this is posted? Because they all feel that our cars are inferior to their's because damn they have turbos...... Sure the car has good power but it has its obvious drawbacks. The fact that BMW failed miserably at making their injectors and fuel pump is a good example.... Not to mention the car's oil cooler is completely under designed and under powered for the application. Go look up how many peoples cars go into limp mode when they try to put the car through its paces.

What I hate is the "you should have or should now go buy a 335i." They never answer me when I ask what about if I don't want FI?

-Nate

FVM3 · 06-07-2011, 01:32 PM

is he driving the V6 328i?

Ahmad11 · 06-07-2011, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by christopherchenm

is he driving the V6 328i?

No..supposedly he flipped the engine and put a hemi

ScaredOnce · 06-07-2011, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahmad11

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Originally Posted by christopherchenm

is he driving the V6 328i?

No..supposedly he flipped the engine and put a hemi

It has the flywheels.

BOOSTLEE · 06-08-2011, 02:40 AM

A true BMW enthusiast will never race or talk trash about another BMW owner's car, we only educate; it's call respect for the brand.

Ahmad11 why not let your friend drive your car, he will realize he does not have 280HP.

DC_Oldboy · 06-08-2011, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by yakev724

No

325 = 215 hp
328 = 235 hp
330 = 255 hp
335 = 300 hp

Afaik, NA cars' differences stem from different ecu/intake maps and different intake manifolds.

328 = 230 HP (corrected)
I'm just saying.

spacemonkey1112 · 06-08-2011, 06:03 AM

hahah this crap is hilarious... i own a 325i and am planning to do a manifold swap on it + ECU tuning. this is the only way I know of gaining 55+ horses n/a. from the dyno's I found on these threads, that would give me around 210 to the wheels. and i'm pretty sure before the 18% drivetrain loss, that doesn't put the car @ 280 hahaha

mentos876 · 06-08-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by yakev724

No

325 = 215 hp
328 = 235 hp
330 = 255 hp
335 = 300 hp

Afaik, NA cars' differences stem from different ecu/intake maps and different intake manifolds.

wrong....
328 - 230hp
330 - 255hp

there is 35hp difference which is HUGEEE

Ahmad11 · 06-08-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by iLUVBMWS

A true BMW enthusiast will never race or talk trash about another BMW owner's car, we only educate; it's call respect for the brand.

Ahmad11 why not let your friend drive your car, he will realize he does not have 280HP.

He's drivin it before..I even told him to get it above 4k so I can hear the exhaust lol

fdriller9 · 06-08-2011, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pits200

Once they stopped making the 330 didn't the newer 328s take over the 330 engine and everything moved up a class? Like the newer 328 = older 330. newer 325 = older 328???

Perhaps I'm wrong but I really thought a new 328 is equivalent to the old 330..

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Originally Posted by ZuerstBMW

No, it is not as they still build the 330 for other parts of the world.

This guys is somewhat right.

In 2008 the 328 adopted the N52B30 engine found in the 330i. The 328 however doesn't have the 3 stage intake manifold and the more aggressively tuned DME. The 330i also has a different exhaust system.

fdriller9 · 06-08-2011, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by yakev724

No

325 = 215 hp
328 = 235 hp
330 = 255 hp
335 = 300 hp

Afaik, NA cars' differences stem from different ecu/intake maps and different intake manifolds.

325s and down have the N52 B25....2.5 liter displacement.

The newer (2008 onward) 328, adopted the N52B30 found in the 330i. However refer to my above post.

fdriller9 · 06-08-2011, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by christopherchenm

is he driving the V6 328i?

You mean I6.

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