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      01-09-2008, 08:09 PM   #1
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What's the difference between porcupines and BMW's?

With porcupines, the pricks are on the outside.
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BMW drivers are my "2nd-favorite" people..............

"Who are your favorite people?"

Everybody else.
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good site... http://www.usautoparts.net/bmw/humor.htm

BMW means "Brings Me Women!"
According to a new German car magazine survey, BMW drivers have all the luck.
BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers. The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week. Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after. Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.
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lol pricks (reffering to first joke)

umm i tried to think of a joke but couldn't
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What's the difference between porcupines and BMW's?

With porcupines, the pricks are on the outside.
:biggrin: sweet that's like the original BMW joke. one of my buddies in high school told me that one when I got my 1988 325ix. wasn't as funny back then
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What's the difference between porcupines and BMW's?

With porcupines, the pricks are on the outside.
cute:biggrin:
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