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      05-09-2016, 11:30 AM   #111
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She is good. But I've never heard of her yet. Hopefully she makes it big. Not Amy Schumer "big" though.
I saw Iliza Shlesinger's act a couple of years ago and thought she was pretty damn funny. I'd definitely go see her again if she is in town doing stand up.
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Remember - didn't say she was funny either, just really HOT
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I saw Iliza Shlesinger's act a couple of years ago and thought she was pretty damn funny. I'd definitely go see her again if she is in town doing stand up.
I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason, i quite like her.

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I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason, i quite liker her.

You can put you finger in it....

Nice. Anklets or ankle bracelets. Similar telltale as tattoo on lower back or belly chain.
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I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason, i quite liker her.

I'm thinking it is the 'stache... Allows you to pretend it is Biorin . She looks like she is getting ready to talk about taxes.
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I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason, i quite liker her.

I'm thinking it is the 'stache... Allows you to pretend it is Biorin . She looks like she is getting ready to talk about taxes.
I'd like to think I have better taste in shoes...
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I'd like to think I have better taste in shoes...
I can assure you, once people's imaginations turned to it being you, no one thought about the shoes. However, I am willing to stipulate that you have better taste in shoes.
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I'd like to think I have better taste in shoes...
Someone posed, "would you bang Amy Schumer behind closed doors (paraphrasing)?"

My answer is No.

If the same question were asked about this mustachioed Iliza Shlesinger, the answer would be "YES."
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Someone posed, "would you bang Amy Schumer behind closed doors (paraphrasing)?"

My answer is No.

If the same question were asked about this mustachioed Iliza Shlesinger, the answer would be "YES."
Even in those shoes? Biorin will not approve.
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Even in those shoes? Biorin will not approve.
She can leave the mustache AND the shoes on.
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Someone posed, "would you bang Amy Schumer behind closed doors (paraphrasing)?"

My answer is No.

If the same question were asked about this mustachioed Iliza Shlesinger, the answer would be "YES."
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Even in those shoes? Biorin will not approve.
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She can leave the mustache AND the shoes on.
AND add a beard. I'm in. Like Flynn.
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Someone posed, "would you bang Amy Schumer behind closed doors (paraphrasing)?"

My answer is No.

If the same question were asked about this mustachioed Iliza Shlesinger, the answer would be "YES."
GTFO!!!

You would so hit it...and then brag about it.
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GTFO!!!

You would so hit it...and then brag about it.
I might only cuz she's famous.

Nah....I couldn't. Even my dick is scared of her.

My mental image of Amy.
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I'd like to think I have better taste in shoes...
But dat 'stache tho!
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how about Chelsea Handler aka Chelsea Lately Not Funny
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how about Chelsea Handler aka Chelsea Lately Not Funny
Banned for that mental image....
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how about Chelsea Handler aka Chelsea Lately Not Funny
Whitney Cummings?
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Whitney Cummings?
No, talking about Chelsea Handler she's not funny @ all
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Whitney Cummings?
No, talking about Chelsea Handler she's not funny @ all
Sorry, I got that... What do you think of Whitney?
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how about Chelsea Handler aka Chelsea Lately Not Funny
Whitney Cummings?
Whitney is kinda hot as well....but she DOES NOT shut up....so, that's a turn off.
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GTFO!!!

You would so hit it...and then brag about it.
I might only cuz she's famous.

Nah....I couldn't. Even my dick is scared of her.

My mental image of Amy.
Striking resemblance indeed.
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White and blonde determines success. Lol

You guys seen Sebastian maniscalco? He's pretty funny. Man jokes.
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