swingers experience?

JLR1969 · 11-07-2010, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by acerboo

unfortunately 57 but the will is still there!!

Dr Dave · 11-07-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by acerboo

unfortunately 57 but the will is still there!!

LOL too much information!!!!!!!!!!

MEGA · 11-07-2010, 08:16 AM

I notice Helen backed off after acerboo's post lmao

E902717 · 11-07-2010, 08:24 AM

One of our lorry drivers is into swinging and dogging....some of his stories are hilarious!!lol:

DavS1 · 11-07-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Ok then, yes you are a hypocrite

. Don't worry most women get bored pretty quickly so you never know what they're thinking.

Even worse when they have no imagination!

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Aghh that explains your comment above then...............

The cheek

So are you fit?

Dr Dave · 11-07-2010, 08:43 AM

I reckon there are a few secret swingers & doggers here!

BGM · 11-07-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr Dave

I reckon there are a few secret swingers & doggers here!

Dr Dave · 11-07-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BGM

I thought I recognised the forum handle of yours from http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/!

BGM · 11-07-2010, 08:52 AM

hahaha, not clicking that.... on my work laptop atm!

Dr Dave · 11-07-2010, 08:56 AM

But I bet many people will click it later when on safe machines and the wife is out the way!!!!

It's suprising how many are in the scene locally..............as I've said one of my mates is down t'road. Seen his wifes cooter as she was spread over his motorbike in one of his 'adverts' :rofl:

beemerbird · 11-07-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by acerboo

unfortunately 57 but the will is still there!!

A few months older than my other half.......don't knock experience.

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Originally Posted by MEGA

I notice Helen backed off after acerboo's post lmao

Hmm not quite Dave. Too old to be scared lol.

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Originally Posted by DavS1

Even worse when they have no imagination!

The cheek

So are you fit?

You need a confident older woman.

I couldn't possibly say...........just finished washing the car and got a bit of backache so no not really.........was what you meant wasn't it.

DavS1 · 11-07-2010, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

You need a confident older woman.

I couldn't possibly say...........just finished washing the car and got a bit of backache so no not really.........was what you meant wasn't it.

A confident older woman who drives a TT perhaps? I'd be up for that....looks depending

haha

lol, not quite but it does paint a picture!

beemerbird · 11-07-2010, 10:00 AM

Ha, ha, cuts both ways Davy boy

oh and physique of course and can you match the 'thrust' of my car. A good man should always have decent oral skills..........keeps a woman entertained...........meant good conversationalist of course.

The human imagination is limitless is it not.

DavS1 · 11-07-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Ha, ha, cuts both ways Davy boy

oh and physique of course and can you match the 'thrust' of my car. A good man should always have decent oral skills..........keeps a woman entertained...........meant good conversationalist of course.

The human imagination is limitless is it not.

I thought you'd just be happy to get a youngER guy after you?

I could match the thrust of a top fuel dragster...but there isn't much point in telling you, i'd have to show you to prove

Ofcourse, Orally I'm very talented, but again you'll just have to take my word for it

Sometimes men's imagination can be more of a hindrance lol

RagingKileak · 11-07-2010, 12:06 PM

This thread is fucked up.

All I can say is that it's not the size of the nail, it's how fucking hard you hammer it home.

Matt

beemerbird · 11-07-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DavS1

I thought you'd just be happy to get a youngER guy after you?

I could match the thrust of a top fuel dragster...but there isn't much point in telling you, i'd have to show you to prove

Ofcourse, Orally I'm very talented, but again you'll just have to take my word for it

Sometimes men's imagination can be more of a hindrance lol

LOL, some women are 'grateful' as are some men, but as my friends and I have previously discussed none of us have ever felt the 'need' to be grateful, especially as far as younger men are concerned, put it that way

. One of my friends in particular, but she is a predator lol...........actually, she needs to calm down!!

Fair enough I'll take your word and confidence at face value.

Hmm...........yes and no.

I think acerboo's gone to a party.

MEGA · 11-08-2010, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

It's not the size of the nail, it's how fucking hard you hammer it home.

Class. Thread over. Matt has won.

zltm089 · 11-08-2010, 01:37 PM

damn....and i though i was a pervert for checkin out girls in the tube!....looks like e90post members are more hardcore!...

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