[kev335i]

Originally Posted by rufnekfatboy

Stop f+cin stalking me mate, she said no and is not interested in you, bint is mine..... Who's the daddy...LOL

Plus you have been at the local Tesco tonight and been watching her, she took the 4x4 to work today, came out of Tesco and it would not start.... MMMM what you done to my motor??

That's what she told you and you fell for it you mug. Now put the kettle on she's leaving now and needs to replace some lost fluids!

[kev335i]

Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

I always double park...your Mrs' already knows that

She did say you were so bad u needed to go at it twice and still couldn't get the job done yes

[kev335i]

Originally Posted by rufnekfatboy

If you look in the mirror fella, the reflection will be Don Logan - That's me, your worst fucking nightmare...(sexy Beast Film)

Not this time, rufnekfatboy. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!

[rufnekfatboy]

Originally Posted by kev335i

Not this time, rufnekfatboy. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!

LOl look at ya... you look like a piece of leather, Jakkie big tits... Fucked that...

[kev335i]

Originally Posted by rufnekfatboy

LOl look at ya... you look like a piece of leather, Jakkie big tits... Fucked that...

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

And yes I did watch it the other night too lol

[rufnekfatboy]

Originally Posted by kev335i

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

And yes I did watch it the other night too lol

Best Bit...

He touched my front bottom, don't wanna get him the sack, mans gotta earn a living an all that... But I was perturbed.... lol

[dxb335d]

Kev has a small willy but MAHOOOSIVE BALLS

[kev335i]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Kev has a small willy but MAHOOOSIVE BALLS

Well I have been told the reverse so all I can say Is either ya old man lied to you or he's seen a lot more cock than most!

[kev335i]

Dxb335d is a hermaphrodite.. ......

Now go fuck yourself!

[willhollin]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Kev has a small willy but MAHOOOSIVE BALLS

Are there now two people by the name of Kevin loose on the street?

[zltm089]

Originally Posted by willhollin

Are there now two people by the name of Kevin loose on the street?

You know who's the real daddy!!!.... can't beat the original sweet and sour sauce....

[kev335i]

Originally Posted by zltm089

You know who's the real daddy!!!.... can't beat the original sweet and sour sauce....

Oh ok then dxb must have been talking to you!!! 😉

[kev335i]

Well the thread died again but great banter the other night hats off to rufnek had a good laugh dxb step yo game up son!

[SiKkBaSs]

[kev335i]

Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

Not sure what it has to do with banter lol but still I will follow that one up with a classic which is in my opinion still as good today as it was back in 2004