Selling one of the fastest ever 335d coupe

spirocheter · 07-02-2010, 03:14 PM

Not been on the forum for a while, but this thread was hilarious!

Makes me want to buy another 335d again.... but not this one

PhilL · 07-05-2010, 09:23 AM

So the guys at Evolve 'remaped' it to 340bhp/550Nm? Shame they didn't put the 700Nm map on eh

RagingKileak · 07-05-2010, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by PhilL

So the guys at Evolve 'remaped' it to 340bhp/550Nm? Shame they didn't put the 700Nm map on eh

I know...

Plus my 335d made a shedload more power but it's slower... apparently.

Matt

PhilL · 07-05-2010, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

I know...

Plus my 335d made a shedload more power but it's slower... apparently.

Matt

Ditto

smj1949 · 07-05-2010, 01:04 PM

I have been wondering whether to contact Evolve and ask them why they reduced the "stock" torque down by 30Nm. I bet they'll be extremely pleased if given reference to this thread as it doesn't do them justice.

pjs · 07-05-2010, 01:20 PM

Time we all grew up and invited rocket back to the fold, maybe he was just pissed or high earlier in the thread.

zltm089 · 07-05-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pjs

Time we all grew up and invited rocket back to the fold, maybe he was just pissed or high earlier in the thread.

plus one....

lets all be nice n frendly!

335DPOWER · 07-15-2010, 07:45 AM

ha

great 10 mins reading

vikzE92 · 08-04-2010, 04:57 AM

excellent posts guys!! Vewry funny (data style from Indiana jones!!)

- Paul - · 08-04-2010, 05:14 AM

How did I miss this thread!!!!?

zltm089 · 08-04-2010, 11:26 AM

man, this has been goin for a while!!!!...

it should have been in the off topics section.... bigger audience...and more people to share the jokes with...

FPO · 08-08-2010, 04:48 PM

Absolutely hilarious guys. Had a great chuckle at some of the replies. Thank you Rocket for giving me a laugh on a Sunday evening!
I heard almost the same quote from a black guy selling fake handbags in Spain, "it's a genuine fake gucci handbag!" lol

Imran@Evolve · 08-08-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Where's Imran/Sal with a supercharged M3...?!

Sorry - just seen this thread. Very entertaining! Rocket is actually a normal guy in real life - very much lost in translation in forum guise!

335diesel - my son is rolling in the supercharged M3 at the moment:

And when he wants some NA action he has a go in the Palmersport M3 GTP:

Definitley the fastest baby in the UK

Imran@Evolve · 08-08-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by smj1949

I have been wondering whether to contact Evolve and ask them why they reduced the "stock" torque down by 30Nm. I bet they'll be extremely pleased if given reference to this thread as it doesn't do them justice.

Obviously a typo - I would be upset if it really made 30Nm less than stock after our remap! It would have been 700Nm plus.

Rob55 · 08-09-2010, 03:01 AM

Any more pics or links to those M3s? They look/sound mighty impressive!!

Em135eye · 08-09-2010, 04:42 AM

Imran - veeeeerry nice and a cute little one too!

Had our 22 month old help me clean our E91 yesterday (just gave him a clean cloth to "dry" the wheels with) - he loved it!

Imran@Evolve · 08-09-2010, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob55

Any more pics or links to those M3s? They look/sound mighty impressive!!

Palmersport M3 GTP check out the videos on that page too.

Article about G Power SC'd M3 The article is about a manual one (the one above is a DCT and is 100% OEM visually except Akra exhaust) but its gives you an idea.

Imran@Evolve · 08-09-2010, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Imran - veeeeerry nice and a cute little one too!

Had our 22 month old help me clean our E91 yesterday (just gave him a clean cloth to "dry" the wheels with) - he loved it!

Good man - get 'em started young.

My one comes into work is loves looking at cars on the dyno.

Em135eye · 08-09-2010, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Imran@Evolve

Good man - get 'em started young.

My one comes into work is loves looking at cars on the dyno.

Is he okay with the noise?!

Imran@Evolve · 08-09-2010, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Is he okay with the noise?!

From inside the waiting room yes as its quite well sound proofed. I wouldn't expose him to the noise outside as it is loud.

jinjur · 08-10-2010, 06:23 AM

Is this thread real?

REALLY REAL?

Jj

FPO · 08-10-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jinjur

Is this thread real?

REALLY REAL?

Jj

Unfortunately yes, Rocket came on here thinking he could fool BMW enthusiasts.
Still gave us all a good read!

07-02-2010, 03:14 PM	#155
spirocheter First Lieutenant 21 Rep 373 Posts Drives: F11 535d, E90 335d Join Date: May 2009 Location: Shropshire iTrader: (0)	Not been on the forum for a while, but this thread was hilarious! Makes me want to buy another 335d again.... but not this one
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07-05-2010, 09:23 AM	#156
PhilL Captain 62 Rep 629 Posts Drives: M2, F15 X5 4.0d Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: The Middle Lands iTrader: (0)	So the guys at Evolve 'remaped' it to 340bhp/550Nm? Shame they didn't put the 700Nm map on eh
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smj1949 Just another one of life's soldiers 1 Rep 54 Posts Drives: e92 335d coupe Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Evesham iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 e92 335d m spo ... [0.00]	I have been wondering whether to contact Evolve and ask them why they reduced the "stock" torque down by 30Nm. I bet they'll be extremely pleased if given reference to this thread as it doesn't do them justice.
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07-05-2010, 01:20 PM	#160
pjs Colonel 274 Rep 2,774 Posts Drives: i8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NORTH iTrader: (1)	Time we all grew up and invited rocket back to the fold, maybe he was just pissed or high earlier in the thread.
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07-15-2010, 07:45 AM	#162
335DPOWER Captain 35 Rep 694 Posts Drives: Soon to be a c63 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Surrey iTrader: (0)	ha great 10 mins reading
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08-04-2010, 04:57 AM	#163
vikzE92 First Lieutenant 17 Rep 361 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bedfordshire iTrader: (0)	excellent posts guys!! Vewry funny (data style from Indiana jones!!)
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08-04-2010, 05:14 AM	#164
- Paul - Major General 695 Rep 7,308 Posts Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [10.00] 2005 645 [9.00]	How did I miss this thread!!!!? __________________ My Photos
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08-04-2010, 11:26 AM	#165
zltm089 Banned 244 Rep 7,690 Posts Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LONDON iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 335i [10.00]	man, this has been goin for a while!!!!... it should have been in the off topics section.... bigger audience...and more people to share the jokes with...
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08-08-2010, 04:48 PM	#166
FPO Second Lieutenant 44 Rep 247 Posts Drives: 2010 LCI E92 335d M-Sport Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Absolutely hilarious guys. Had a great chuckle at some of the replies. Thank you Rocket for giving me a laugh on a Sunday evening! I heard almost the same quote from a black guy selling fake handbags in Spain, "it's a genuine fake gucci handbag!" lol
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08-09-2010, 03:01 AM	#169
Rob55 Private First Class 17 Rep 114 Posts Drives: E90 320d M Sport Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: N. Ireland iTrader: (0)	Any more pics or links to those M3s? They look/sound mighty impressive!!
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08-09-2010, 04:42 AM	#170
Em135eye Banned 175 Rep 4,302 Posts Drives: M135i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South West iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 BMW M135i 5 door [0.00]	Imran - veeeeerry nice and a cute little one too! Had our 22 month old help me clean our E91 yesterday (just gave him a clean cloth to "dry" the wheels with) - he loved it!
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08-10-2010, 06:23 AM	#175
jinjur yes....spelt with J's 55 Rep 963 Posts Drives: F31 325D MSport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NoRtH eYeLaNd iTrader: (0)	Is this thread real? REALLY REAL? Jj
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