Best excuse to leave work and go driving...

Compos Mentis · 01-04-2006, 03:39 PM

I'm so incredibly bored at work. What's a good excuse to get out and go for a drive?

BMW F22 · 01-04-2006, 03:41 PM

i need to get some air???or "this job sucks I quit"

jcoo085 · 01-04-2006, 03:43 PM

Tell the boss your baby needs you and you'll be back in a couple of hours.

Luckily I don't have this problem. The benefit of being the boss.

Compos Mentis · 01-04-2006, 03:54 PM

"I can't come in today. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb."

F32Fleet · 01-04-2006, 03:55 PM

Dentist appt.

BMW F22 · 01-04-2006, 03:57 PM

I have a job interview!

timzerofive · 01-04-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Socom

Dentist appt.

I have a root canal this afternoon, really... no, really, I'm serious.

bmw330ipty · 01-04-2006, 04:42 PM

i am a super hero and i have to go save the world

AW330i · 01-04-2006, 07:02 PM

I just shat my pants, I am going to go change be right back bye.

BMW0 · 01-04-2006, 07:16 PM

Going out to smoke,

Smoke rubber that is.

ward · 01-04-2006, 07:37 PM

get a different job,

my job is driving my E90 around all day

territory managing or outside sales is the shiznizzle

BMW F22 · 01-04-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ward

get a different job,

my job is driving my E90 around all day

territory managing or outside sales is the shiznizzle

ahh I wish I had that job!

canucklion · 01-04-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compos Mentis

"I can't come in today. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb."

you mean diahrrea?

StewtheBassman · 01-04-2006, 10:11 PM

Actually, I used "hemmoroids" (sp?) once, as an excuse.

canucklion · 01-05-2006, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by StewtheBassman

Actually, I used "hemmoroids" (sp?) once, as an excuse.

EEwww

Enroutte · 01-05-2006, 02:36 AM

I tell people my grandma is either a) sick b)dead or c)in the hospital. I KNOW I KNOW this is horrible and I should go to hell. I've used this excuse liek 3 times in the last couple of years and I feel so bad because i LOVE my grandma.

Freshman year when I was playing JV soccer, we had practice over Christmas break and I figured "Hey I'm a starter.. i'm good anyway.. i dont want to go to practice." However, we can't play in the game if we dont go to the practice so I just told my coach my grandma died. Ya i know, I'm horrible.

This summer, I didn't drive yet and I live far away from my friends and I feel bad asking them to drive me home.. so I told them my mom was in the hospital with my grandma and hten everyyyyonee offered me a ride home. AWW good friends

again, i know, im horrible.

A few weeks ago, my friend Ana had her 18th bithday cotillian and as part of filipino tradition, she picks 18 of her closest girl friends to light a candle at her ceremony and say a little speech about her and how much we love her etc... so like.. she asked me to be part of her "18 candles" a couple of months back and i said i would love to do it! however.. the week before the event.. i was like "OMG i dont know waht to say?! i dont wana do it!" i totallyyyyy chickened out and i was ready to just call and say my grandma died and her funeral was on the day of Ana's party. I KNOW IM GOING TO HELL. but buttt i sucked it up and i thought of a speech and went. it was awesome and i'm glad i didnt lie.

so.. yeah you guys can totally use that lie if you wana get out of something.. hwoever, i dont recommend it.

BMW F22 · 01-05-2006, 03:25 AM

yeah i feel bad saying things like that. I've used excuses like "family emergency", my grandpa is sick and I have to take care of him, I have to go to a funeral, etc. I feel guilty cus it's like I want them to die or something...

Compos Mentis · 01-05-2006, 03:44 PM

"On Monday night the power goes out at my place, turning off my alarm, which therefore makes me 2 hours late for work, so I had to stay at work unitll 7pm to make up for the lost time. "

Thanks to e9ty.

01-04-2006, 03:39 PM	#1
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01-04-2006, 03:41 PM	#2
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jcoo085 Lieutenant 43 Rep 463 Posts Drives: E90 320d Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Stuttgart, Germany iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 320d [0.00]	Tell the boss your baby needs you and you'll be back in a couple of hours. Luckily I don't have this problem. The benefit of being the boss. __________________ E90 320d - Black Ext/Fluid Grey Int \| Steptronic \| Business Navigation \| PDC \| Sunroof \| Alarm Exterior Pictures \| Interior Pictures \| Video
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Compos Mentis Second Lieutenant 6 Rep 230 Posts Drives: Arctic 330xi Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Seattle iTrader: (0)	"I can't come in today. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb." __________________ *Compos Mentis* ----------------- 2006 330xi Arctic, black leather, aluminum. 18000 miles...
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F32Fleet Lieutenant General 3570 Rep 10,351 Posts Drives: 2015 435i Join Date: May 2005 Location: Southeastern US iTrader: (0)	Dentist appt.
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AW330i Captain 79 Rep 876 Posts Drives: Alpine White 330i Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	I just shat my pants, I am going to go change be right back bye. __________________
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01-04-2006, 07:37 PM	#11
ward Major General 155 Rep 6,158 Posts Drives: F Join Date: May 2005 Location: T iTrader: (0)	get a different job, my job is driving my E90 around all day territory managing or outside sales is the shiznizzle
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01-04-2006, 10:11 PM	#14
StewtheBassman Major General 199 Rep 6,381 Posts Drives: 2011 X5d 421,000kms Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hudson, Quebec iTrader: (1)	Actually, I used "hemmoroids" (sp?) once, as an excuse. __________________
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01-05-2006, 02:36 AM	#16
Enroutte Private First Class 172 Rep 160 Posts Drives: ;D Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Undecided. iTrader: (0)	I tell people my grandma is either a) sick b)dead or c)in the hospital. I KNOW I KNOW this is horrible and I should go to hell. I've used this excuse liek 3 times in the last couple of years and I feel so bad because i LOVE my grandma. Freshman year when I was playing JV soccer, we had practice over Christmas break and I figured "Hey I'm a starter.. i'm good anyway.. i dont want to go to practice." However, we can't play in the game if we dont go to the practice so I just told my coach my grandma died. Ya i know, I'm horrible. This summer, I didn't drive yet and I live far away from my friends and I feel bad asking them to drive me home.. so I told them my mom was in the hospital with my grandma and hten everyyyyonee offered me a ride home. AWW good friends again, i know, im horrible. A few weeks ago, my friend Ana had her 18th bithday cotillian and as part of filipino tradition, she picks 18 of her closest girl friends to light a candle at her ceremony and say a little speech about her and how much we love her etc... so like.. she asked me to be part of her "18 candles" a couple of months back and i said i would love to do it! however.. the week before the event.. i was like "OMG i dont know waht to say?! i dont wana do it!" i totallyyyyy chickened out and i was ready to just call and say my grandma died and her funeral was on the day of Ana's party. I KNOW IM GOING TO HELL. but buttt i sucked it up and i thought of a speech and went. it was awesome and i'm glad i didnt lie. so.. yeah you guys can totally use that lie if you wana get out of something.. hwoever, i dont recommend it.
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BMW F22 Major General 3566 Rep 9,788 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	yeah i feel bad saying things like that. I've used excuses like "family emergency", my grandpa is sick and I have to take care of him, I have to go to a funeral, etc. I feel guilty cus it's like I want them to die or something...
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Compos Mentis Second Lieutenant 6 Rep 230 Posts Drives: Arctic 330xi Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Seattle iTrader: (0)	"On Monday night the power goes out at my place, turning off my alarm, which therefore makes me 2 hours late for work, so I had to stay at work unitll 7pm to make up for the lost time. " Thanks to e9ty. __________________ *Compos Mentis* ----------------- 2006 330xi Arctic, black leather, aluminum. 18000 miles...
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