[Jonny550]

OMG lmao if you have all this money why not just buy the 5.5 liter stroker from dinan and see if you could slap a 427 stroker on top of that it will take some tuning but with your etiquette it seems like you could do it .....your looking at least 1100 whp.

but yes i could belive you could beat 335i with a stock exhaust wow lmao this just gets better.

[Noc57]

Epic thread

Thanks for the lol'z.

[GreenPlease]

Besides ecu reflashing there is no way to put individual throttle bodies, or rear mounted turbos on an e90?

Did anyone else catch this?

[Terrance28]

Somebody please close this thread so the troll will go away.

[Donald-335i]

Originally Posted by Spoolin

If you are an auto enthusiast... why in the world did you buy a 328i?

+1000

[SouthCali335]

Whata H0M0! I got $80k in the bank so i want to supe up my 328... LAMEEEEE! If this douche has $8k in his bank i would be surprised with how dumb he is...

[Hedges]

I want to smoke what the OP is smoking!

[DisGuy]

first of all if i had 80k in my bank, F**k buying a BMW i would save a lil more and buy a house then save up for something nicer to come out in 2-3 years from now. you must be a spoiled kid and mom and dad didnt teach you shit about money management. oh and by the way we are in recession right now, if i were you save your money and dont buy stupid shit on your car unless you balling son cause 80k aint shit these days P.I.M.P.

p.s. gimme 80k and ill make your 328 faster then a stock 335i. its simple ill trade you cars and you give me 80k and itll say 328i on my car. how much can i get for a 328i...? doesnt matter i got 80k for f00k with.

[Syndicategt]

Thanks for this post, it's making my work day go better. Me thinks the mods banned the OP for trolling.

[chrisE92]

lmao if you think your cf splitters, scoops, and (here's my favorite part) your heavy-ass cast AXIS wheels let you hang with 335i's... you have bigger problems than figuring out how to mod your car.

[Hedges]

Originally Posted by chrisE92

lmao if you think your cf splitters, scoops, and (here's my favorite part) your heavy-ass cast AXIS wheels let you hang with 335i's... you have bigger problems than figuring out how to mod your car.

Careful what you say, those arent just ordinairy scoops! They are painted in blazing colour red! They will not only smoke you.. but set you on fire?

[bmwzimmer]

This has got to be a joke

[EpicE90]

I say BAN this member for being such a schmuck. Just listening to whats coming out of your mouth right now is infuriating me. Although I can see this is obviously a joke..., or your one fucking stupid human being that doesn't even belong in the same vicinity as other humans.

[hotrod2448]

The more of this I read the funnier it is. He's "found" 335 manifolds and turbos but, has somehow not noticed that the hotsides are actually welded to those manifolds. Then he talks shit about the 335's turbos. So, then why do you want them?

It hasn't occurred to him that if he wants to turbocharge his 328 he could pay someone to build a custom manifolds because if you are going to take on a project like that fabbing up a manifold isn't that big of a chore. Never mind his obvious ignorance of the valvetronic system and supporting mods or what is involved in an engine swap.

Goes on to make extraordinary claims of his 328 "owning" all these other more powerful vehicles, how large his bank account is and then goes on to make even more ridiculous claims of some how being affiliated with a Top Fuel drag team at the tender young age of twelve. I guess they somehow over looked his complete lack of knowledge in the field of high performance gave him a hat and shirt and put him on the team.

Incredible.

[Willizm]

I really hope that this guy is truly BS'n as that 80K in the bank to sup up his 328i is going to drain fast. I don't get it, not baller enough to get a 335i, yet baller enough to say he has 80K in the bank. How does someone so financially sound make such awful and costly decisions? Also, He's ripping on 335i's with 'weak' turbo's, yet he wants to build up his car like a 335i.

[vgame64]

I got a 328 as a loaner and it was faster than I expected. From reading these boards, I thought it would feel like a Toyota Corolla.

Well, I just wanted to add that to the thread so the 328 people don't get too upset...your cars aren't slow...just not 335i fast. (Unless you gut the engine bay and replace it with a 335i/M3 motor and tranny)

[klipseracer]

Originally Posted by GreenPlease

Did anyone else catch this?

ITB's that are forcefed... interesting. I would like to see how that would be setup.

Originally Posted by hotrod2448

The more of this I read the funnier it is. He's "found" 335 manifolds and turbos but, has somehow not noticed that the hotsides are actually welded to those manifolds. Then he talks shit about the 335's turbos. So, then why do you want them?

It hasn't occurred to him that if he wants to turbocharge his 328 he could pay someone to build a custom manifolds because if you are going to take on a project like that fabbing up a manifold isn't that big of a chore. Never mind his obvious ignorance of the valvetronic system and supporting mods or what is involved in an engine swap.

Goes on to make extraordinary claims of his 328 "owning" all these other more powerful vehicles, how large his bank account is and then goes on to make even more ridiculous claims of some how being affiliated with a Top Fuel drag team at the tender young age of twelve. I guess they somehow over looked his complete lack of knowledge in the field of high performance gave him a hat and shirt and put him on the team.

Incredible.

Didn't you see already? he is going to fabricate his own manifold. He is sourcing his piping/tubing/flanges from the monkey bars at his school.