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10-15-2007, 01:26 PM | #23 | |
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1. Steve A - £860.60 (Got some concerns here Steve,u wanna discuss em!) 2. baggerben - £845.60 (Clearly the clue is in the name!) 3. Evil Diesel - £780.60 (Mmm, yep the name's about right! 4. - Quote:
5. Hot Coupe - £710.60 (So I've had a good life to date,what!) 6. 1st new car - £685.60 ( Clearly not the 1st for lots of other things) 7. E92 - £660.60 (although I did tick the one about cheating on my partner with her sister. Class act Mr E92)DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR NAT'S SISTER! 8. RedE93cab - £550.60 (Not surprised at the fine,looking at his stable of cars to date,Red clearly does "everything in the best possible taste"!) 9. ChrisMward - £545.60 (Clearly deluded, as Chris can't remember what he did!) 10. originalfrak - £540.60 (Is there something you & Chris would like to tell us?) 11. Needforspeed - £345.10 (Get the M3,there is a need for speed!) 12. dxb335D - £270.00 (Carlos,stop doing it yourself & get the Miswah's sister to do it for you!) 13. jwbmw - £230.60 ( ) 14. simple - £200.50 () 15. RR - £75.50 (Maybe get out a bit more!) Last edited by Hotcoupe; 10-15-2007 at 03:39 PM.. |
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10-15-2007, 01:45 PM | #24 |
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10-15-2007, 01:56 PM | #25 |
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Hotcoupe I am Tony/E92Fan's girlfriend (at the moment) not Evil Diesel's. And yes, I do know all about Tony's illustrious history with the sisters and whilst I have a lovely sister of my own, he is going nowhere near her. Otherwise I'll "Lorena Bobbitt" him!
Just for the record I should be fined 680.60 The two of us are just saintly ?!?! Nat |
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10-15-2007, 03:05 PM | #26 | |
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10-15-2007, 03:08 PM | #27 |
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10-15-2007, 03:11 PM | #28 | |
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If anyone would like some life coaching my fees start at sex with a female member of your family
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10-15-2007, 03:14 PM | #29 |
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10-15-2007, 03:18 PM | #30 |
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many many times, can you pass on my regards and let her know ill bring her bloomers back next week
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10-15-2007, 03:26 PM | #32 |
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10-15-2007, 03:28 PM | #33 |
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yes she is and practice makes perfect.
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10-15-2007, 03:31 PM | #34 |
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10-15-2007, 03:36 PM | #35 |
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10-15-2007, 03:44 PM | #36 | |
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10-16-2007, 02:24 AM | #37 |
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£635.60. Guess that makes Stevie A the "DON" well done mate, I`d shake your hand but nobody knows where its been.
I`m a bit young for the Hacienda me but I`m quite dissapointed the there aren`t any points for "receiving oral while on stage at a club from a complete stranger" |
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10-16-2007, 04:45 AM | #38 |
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Ok so it's only a paultry £630.60 for me.
As per Mikem I'm also a little disappointed at the catagories and that there's no "Received oral from 2 student nurses whilst in a nightclub" option.
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10-16-2007, 05:53 AM | #39 |
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10-16-2007, 06:27 AM | #40 |
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mine was suprisingly low.... £385.50 but saying that you would have to be quite gay to fulfill some of the criteria.. why was there nothing on there like "have you pulled out and spunked on her face and tits" or "have you fucked her up the ass and wiped your cock on the curtains" thats the kind of filthy behaviour i partake in.
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10-16-2007, 06:28 AM | #41 |
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£710.60
Which reminds me, I have done anything worthy of one of these fines all month :-( I have to say, I was looking at the High Scores thinking "No surprise there. Or there. Nope, not surprised about him either"
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10-16-2007, 03:14 PM | #42 |
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whisper £920.60 whisper. It would have been easier to ask what I havent done? Oh and I havent done anything gay, so basically everything else.
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10-16-2007, 03:16 PM | #43 |
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10-16-2007, 03:16 PM | #44 | |
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well done son thats 60quid more than me.........thats well gangsta
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