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09-17-2007, 03:15 PM | #1 |
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Peter File Richard (Dick) Balls Helmut Glaser Mr A Hole Mrs C Hunt Phil Staines on the register reads P. Stains Ben Dover Phil Mcavity Richard Head dick head Peter Doe, shortened to P Doe My mates new wife is called Fanny Foo A rep in Holland last year on holiday was called Cok Jercoff (not my holiday) Mr BOden, BO-den the Stealers > Dick Lovett Wayne Kerr whan ked wayne and Jo King William Puller > willie puller for short Stuart pidd > stew pid Gerald Button any more anyone?? QUALITY Carlos
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Hugh Jardon
Paul Mycock Don Kiddick Dwain Pipe Steve Hagger aka S.Hagger a builder local to me B.J.Champion Mike Hunt >> my cu** Chuck (Charles) Seaman mr fullalove
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09-18-2007, 01:10 AM | #3 |
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Love the builder B J Champion. School must have been pleasant for him.....
Anyway, in a previous job there was a guy whose surname was Hunt was known to all and sundry as Isaac. He loved that one. |
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I used to work with a Mick Fisher who named his new born son Richard Edward .
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I used to work with a girl whose maiden name was
Theresa Wood She married and became...... Theresa Green gods honest!! |
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09-18-2007, 07:12 AM | #6 |
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The Irish gay couple:
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
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My house was built by the aformentioned BJ AND I know "Isaac" very well - he was given this name around 1981 as I remember. I still remember the story about the dinner table conversation with the whole family where mother is asking why he is nicknamed "Isaac".. "Isaac..... Isaac..... Isaac Hunt, why do they call you that?" with the rest of the family laughing uncontrollably. |
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I have a colleague known as Paul Laycock. His email address is playcock@.....
Also an Irish customer of ours is called Toby Shaw (say it with an irish accent, to be sure) - seriously I nearly p@ssed myself when he rang
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There was a poor unfortunate sod in our school called Nigel Balls. He was so stupid he never understood why he was nicknamed Bingo and Squeezem.
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What about the Peacock family in England that recently named their son Drew.
They did not notice until a pal told them and they had already registered the childs name. I would not wanna be him at school
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Whilst waiting for our eldest child to be born, we were doing the the usual thing with boys and girls names.
We decided that if it was a girl it would be Karen Louise and if a boy it would be Ian Phillip. Nothing wrong so far - until I was driving home from the hospital after our son was born and thought about his name from an initials point of view...... Our surname is Brown. He was subsequently christened Ian Mark.
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Patricia Mycock.... pat for short
Rodney Boydell reads backwards Dellboy Rodney Mike Oxlong Ramit Bawdeep Chris P Bacon William Stroker
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Not forgetting Dixie Normous and Ivor Biggun.
I feel about 7 years old, reading these and giggling!!
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me too, there brill
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First initial, second initial, surname...pronounce it.
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just thinking about names, whilst im waiting for a mate to pick me up to go to the ''beverage building''
my mates name is Will his surname Bell-hajjam Will Bell or willy Bell
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A school teacher of mine was called Ileane Forward!!!
and i know a lad called Wayne Kerr! which is just funny as fuck EDIT: the mrs has juct told me a lad at her school was called piers mycock hahaha
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