F*ckers

EddieL · 04-08-2010, 07:52 PM

Saint Peter will be waiting at the gates for them..... and he will f*ck them.

A quote from my Polish neighbour when his car got nicked. It made me smile because I thought he was going to say something religious.

Sorry to hear about your troubles.

SoYank · 04-08-2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ed335d

Thanks Rich - just hands is too soft

Nope, just cut the hands off at the neck.

Sorry to hear of your loss, Ed. All the best to you and Mandy.

Evil Diesel · 04-09-2010, 01:11 AM

Are the police showing any remote interest or just dishing out a crime reference number and waiting for you to f*ck off and leave them to their tea and doughnuts?

Dr Dave · 04-09-2010, 01:19 AM

Bet your ass it will be a CRN and "f**k off, leave us alone"

themetz · 04-09-2010, 02:22 AM

ed335d · 04-09-2010, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Jeez, that's shocking Ed.

I can imagine Mandy and yourself are feeling quite violated at the moment and hopefully that will pass and you will both recover in time.

Let us know if there is anything we can do

Did they get in via the rear doors?

'Violated', 'via the rear doors' - are you lining these up for William?!

They got through a small bathroom window - side of the house in broad daylight. Must have used a ladder. I can't believe nobody saw them.

Turned out pretty much every drawer in the house.

Thanks for the offer Ian, we'll be ok

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Don't think they got that far Ian.

Nope, I clenched

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Originally Posted by pjs

Crap news for you ed.

Time to get yourselves a Police monitored alarm. After install costs the equivalent of 4 tanks of petrol a year.

Bothered about the megane?

Having a look today at what other measures we can take Paul. Yes we're bothered about the Megane! It's got a tracker on it, so bound to turn up - it's bloody inconvenient.

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Originally Posted by 335rocks

Ed, sorry to hear this. I hope they catch the bastards. It's a good thing they dropped the spare key to your car. That could have been a right mare until you could get the key disabled and locks changed.

What's wrong with this country.... even if they are caught they'll probably just get a slap on their wrists. It definitely should be more like a chop.

Stuff like this makes me angry.

Cheers Lars - I don't hold out much hope of them catching the bastards

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Originally Posted by zltm089

Ah!!!...sorry to hear that Ed.... this country is full of .....I'd rather not start....Just let it go....because if you start thinkin about it...you'll go psycho like me...

Thanks Kev - I was quite looking forward to one of your outspoken rants

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Originally Posted by EddieL

Saint Peter will be waiting at the gates for them..... and he will fuck them.

A quote from my Polish neighbour when his car got nicked. It made me smile because I thought he was going to say something religious.

Sorry to hear about your troubles.

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Originally Posted by SoYank

Nope, just cut the hands off at the neck.

Sorry to hear of your loss, Ed. All the best to you and Mandy.

Thanks Floyd

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

Are the police showing any remote interest or just dishing out a crime reference number and waiting for you to f*ck off and leave them to their tea and doughnuts?

They seem intersted, and spent a lot of time here yesterday (along with the SOCO). Time will tell, but I don't hold out too much hope. From experience, the initial reaction is pretty quick and thorough, but as time passes, things just fizzle out without any results or closing feedback.

MEGA · 04-09-2010, 03:26 AM

Argggh thats shit ed.

Atleast they never got the M3 away... Thats a big positive in all this.

Sorry dude..

Steve A · 04-09-2010, 03:40 AM

Ed that really is shite news mate.

i hope you get your big guns on em at sometime in the future....

dxb335d · 04-09-2010, 05:16 AM

Ed buddy, sorry to hear this. I hate these low life scummy wa kers. can't believe you have been broken into again.

Is crime high there mate ?!

mistry · 04-09-2010, 05:53 AM

I F**king hate stories like this, sorry to hear this Ed.

Had this happen to me a couple of times, it's horrible knowing that some scum has rumaged through all your personal belonging.

Try not to worry, it's why you have insurance, be grateful your other half wasn't in the house at the time, or walk in on them.

No doubt you'll be improving your locks, but try and get some advice from the police for areas that they think are weak. I had my house recently assessed, I thought it was pretty safe, ended up changing 3 locks.

ed335d · 04-09-2010, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MEGA

Argggh thats shit ed.

Atleast they never got the M3 away... Thats a big positive in all this.

Sorry dude..

Cheers Dave - yes it is positive. Thought the spare keys had gone missing and thought I may have to leave it somewhere secure

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Originally Posted by Steve A

Ed that really is shite news mate.

i hope you get your big guns on em at sometime in the future....

Me too!

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Ed buddy, sorry to hear this. I hate these low life scummy wa kers. can't believe you have been broken into again.

Is crime high there mate ?!

It's not particularly high around here - seems to be petty stealing most of the time, nothing too personal or violent

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Originally Posted by mistry

I F**king hate stories like this, sorry to hear this Ed.

Had this happen to me a couple of times, it's horrible knowing that some scum has rumaged through all your personal belonging.

Try not to worry, it's why you have insurance, be grateful your other half wasn't in the house at the time, or walk in on them.

No doubt you'll be improving your locks, but try and get some advice from the police for areas that they think are weak. I had my house recently assessed, I thought it was pretty safe, ended up changing 3 locks.

Cheers mate - had all 3 locks replaced yesterday which made us feel a bit better.

themetz · 04-09-2010, 06:28 AM

Any sign of the Megane being "trackered" yet?

ed335d · 04-09-2010, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by themetz

Any sign of the Megane being "trackered" yet?

Not as yet - hope is diminishing with each hour that passes

trixman · 04-09-2010, 06:59 AM

Christ, sorry to hear about that Ed! Not much you can do to get rid of the feeling of being violated in those kind of situations but it will go away over time. You need a ruddy great dog like us. Puts the shitters up anyone coming near the house. Hope the megane turns up!

mobileadam · 04-09-2010, 07:33 AM

Terrible stuff going on at the mo and it doesn't seem to be getting any better.

- Paul - · 04-09-2010, 10:08 AM

Crap mate - I know the feeling well. Was burgled in my old house 3 times (in 3 years).

ElegantSpoon · 04-09-2010, 10:15 AM

Shit news but like everyones said thank feck they didn't take the M3!!

RockIt · 04-09-2010, 10:25 AM

Sorry to read about this. It's a horrible thing to happen to anyone.

toxicnerve · 04-09-2010, 10:54 AM

Man,

Sorry to hear your bad news. I hope everything turns out ok.

simples · 04-09-2010, 11:25 AM

small bathroom window ?? easter hols nothing to do, gotta be the asbo kids!!
did u leave it open or did they screwdriver they way through? getting alot of daylight burgaries nowadays, my mate told me one was done down his road about a month ago. invest in a monitored alarm esp with the m3 out front !!.
i got done afew years back, got the alarm ppl(ADT) in straight away. gives u that piece of mind when ur out esp when on hols as well..

acerboo · 04-09-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ed335d

Thanks to some theiving scum, we now find ourselves one PS3, One Sky HD Box, one amp and one Renault Megane lighter.

Luckily looks like they were disturbed and left all the valuables and one spare set of M3 keys in the back garden.

Hats off to Tesco insurance who had someone around to change the locks within two hours, boo to Admiral who offered a £100 'goodwill gesture' towards replacing the barrel and keys for the car (before I found the spare set) - I hate to think how much that would have cost.

and on the day gordon brown was defending his record on crime, what bad timing!

beemerbird · 04-09-2010, 02:33 PM

Ed, really sorry to hear about this.

Hope Mandy and yourself are ok all things considered.

Any kind or form of violation is heinous imo but I feel sure neither of you will let the bastards win.

04-08-2010, 07:52 PM	#23
EddieL Second Lieutenant 8 Rep 284 Posts Drives: 320i M Sport Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Saint Peter will be waiting at the gates for them..... and he will f*ck them. A quote from my Polish neighbour when his car got nicked. It made me smile because I thought he was going to say something religious. Sorry to hear about your troubles.
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04-09-2010, 01:11 AM	#25
Evil Diesel Captain 32 Rep 817 Posts Drives: E92 335d M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Are the police showing any remote interest or just dishing out a crime reference number and waiting for you to f*ck off and leave them to their tea and doughnuts?
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MEGA Dieseasal 204 Rep 6,881 Posts Drives: LCI E92 335d M-Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Harrow, London iTrader: (2)	Argggh thats shit ed. Atleast they never got the M3 away... Thats a big positive in all this. Sorry dude.. __________________ Previously: 2003 Peugeot 206 1.6 8v \| 2006 E90 320d M-Sport, 19" BBS CH, Full Ice-cold JL audio install, August 2010 Total BMW 6 page feature car. \| 2003 Nissan 350Z GT Coupe 286BHP Now:2010 E92 LCI 335d M-Sport
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Steve A Brigadier General 96 Rep 3,465 Posts Drives: too much Join Date: May 2007 Location: Manchester UK iTrader: (0)	Ed that really is shite news mate. i hope you get your big guns on em at sometime in the future.... __________________ C350 cdi sport estate facelift 457lbft 130i M SportMercedes C350 CDI Sport Estate AutoMini Cooper Auto.Mercedes E250 CGI,Lexus IS-F,R36, RS4 Saloon,ML 420 CDI SPORT,M6, 335d, C55, C32, M3, M5, S3, ALL SOLD but fondly remembered
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04-09-2010, 05:53 AM	#32
mistry Captain 43 Rep 827 Posts Drives: F11 530D Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: South West iTrader: (1)	I F**king hate stories like this, sorry to hear this Ed. Had this happen to me a couple of times, it's horrible knowing that some scum has rumaged through all your personal belonging. Try not to worry, it's why you have insurance, be grateful your other half wasn't in the house at the time, or walk in on them. No doubt you'll be improving your locks, but try and get some advice from the police for areas that they think are weak. I had my house recently assessed, I thought it was pretty safe, ended up changing 3 locks.
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04-09-2010, 06:28 AM	#34
themetz smokin' kipper 39 Rep 1,467 Posts Drives: Audi RS5 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (2)	Any sign of the Megane being "trackered" yet? __________________ Current Audi RS5. Previously enjoyed E92 335i M Sport; E92 M3; E92 335i M Sport; E46 330ci M Sport
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trixman Major 33 Rep 1,269 Posts Drives: A Rental Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Creepy Crawley iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 BMW E92 335d [0.00] 2003 M3 CSL [0.00] 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Christ, sorry to hear about that Ed! Not much you can do to get rid of the feeling of being violated in those kind of situations but it will go away over time. You need a ruddy great dog like us. Puts the shitters up anyone coming near the house. Hope the megane turns up!
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04-09-2010, 07:33 AM	#37
mobileadam Private First Class 8 Rep 162 Posts Drives: 320d e92 M Sport Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Berkshire iTrader: (0)	Terrible stuff going on at the mo and it doesn't seem to be getting any better.
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- Paul - Major General 689 Rep 7,308 Posts Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [10.00] 2005 645 [9.00]	Crap mate - I know the feeling well. Was burgled in my old house 3 times (in 3 years). __________________ My Photos
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ElegantSpoon There I was balls deep in a... 29 Rep 1,470 Posts Drives: BMW E90 320D Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Devon, UK iTrader: (0)	Shit news but like everyones said thank feck they didn't take the M3!! __________________ BMW E90 320D Sapphire Black, Angel Eyes, BMW Performance Extras, Carbon Fabric Trim
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toxicnerve Colonel 97 Rep 2,834 Posts Drives: E92 335d M-Sport Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (2)	Man, Sorry to hear your bad news. I hope everything turns out ok.
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04-09-2010, 11:25 AM	#42
simples Second Lieutenant 10 Rep 274 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: london iTrader: (0)	small bathroom window ?? easter hols nothing to do, gotta be the asbo kids!! did u leave it open or did they screwdriver they way through? getting alot of daylight burgaries nowadays, my mate told me one was done down his road about a month ago. invest in a monitored alarm esp with the m3 out front !!. i got done afew years back, got the alarm ppl(ADT) in straight away. gives u that piece of mind when ur out esp when on hols as well..
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04-09-2010, 02:33 PM	#44
beemerbird Major General 172 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Ed, really sorry to hear about this. Hope Mandy and yourself are ok all things considered. Any kind or form of violation is heinous imo but I feel sure neither of you will let the bastards win.
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