[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

sittin on the toilet, sittin on the toilet, got to flush

[Ali.K_BMW]

ah hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo no

[Tiz113]

finally

ALI GET ME CAR PWEASEEEE

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

so last night i was shaving my balls, and somehow i cut the tip of my junk with the razor, it looked like a crime scene on my genitals

[Tiz113]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

so last night i was shaving my balls, and somehow i cut the tip of my junk with the razor, it looked like a crime scene on my genitals

you need halp next tiem

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Tiz113

you need halp next tiem

i need someone to kiss the wound and make it all bettuw

[Tiz113]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i need someone to kiss the wound and make it all bettuw

sounds like a job for Jerry

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i once did that to my nipple when shaving in the shower.. i had a pool party that day and didnt want to go out there with my chest looking like sal's back..

i dont know what hurt more, the accidental cut to my nipple or being in the pool after

oh i've done it to my nipple before, that aint bad, try re circumcising yourself tho

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

so last night i was shaving my balls, and somehow i cut the tip of my junk with the razor, it looked like a crime scene on my genitals

one time I was trying to get a BJ from my ex while she was curling her hair...she was like, "it's pretty dangerous having your dick out that close to this iron" and I was like, "bitch, I like to live on the edge" I got my as close as I could to the curling iron, pushed my luck too far and burned it right under the tip, true story.

It was like a second degree burn. I bandaged it up and had to explain to her mom how it happened. she kept asking me to look at it too, she was wayyyy to involved in her teenage daughters sex life.

Seriously sucked though, got scabbed up and everything

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i once did that to my nipple when shaving in the shower.. i had a pool party that day and didnt want to go out there with my chest looking like sal's back..

i dont know what hurt more, the accidental cut to my nipple or being in the pool after

fortunatley I'm 25% asian so I don't grow hair on my chest. I just pluck the occasional nipple hairs

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you have the worst physical luck with girls than anyone i've ever met in my entire life LOL

yeah I think I'd agree with you on that...at least I'm still STD free at 24

[Slops]

Ohhh my...

[Slops]

Flying home today

[Z3->WRX->335]

I guess it's possible I have HPV...I heard guys don't show any symptoms and my girl was a pretty big slut

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Flying home today

what airline do you use? I had a really shitty experience with us air last time I flew.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Z3->WRX->335

yeah I think I'd agree with you on that...at least I'm still STD free at 24

Originally Posted by Z3->WRX->335

I guess it's possible I have HPV...I heard guys don't show any symptoms and my girl was a pretty big slut

one night with me and all that can change, you'll be fully loaded

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

one night with me and all that can change, you'll be fully loaded

omg dude

[Ali.K_BMW]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Prince Ali, fabulous, he... ali a babbbbwaaaaa!! sold 10 cars faster than all1

I AM TRYING TO FIND ONE!!! lol

[Slops]

Originally Posted by Z3->WRX-&gt

what airline do you use? I had a really shitty experience with us air last time I flew.

Somehow with your luck I'm not surprised ... I always fly us air

[Tiz113]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

one night with me and all that can change, you'll be fully loaded

loling at work hahahah

[Tiz113]

Originally Posted by trackfiend

I AM TRYING TO FIND ONE!!! lol

[Z3->WRX->335]

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Somehow with your luck I'm not surprised ... I always fly us air

LOL...yeah I've never had a bad experience with them before. It was actually just with one specific flight attendant too so I can't really blame the airline.

I hate SOuthwest just because my Dad's Sith Lord girlfriend, oh excuse me, FIANCE as of two days ago, used to work as a flight attendant for them before she started gold digging and using jedi mind tricks....cunt