Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#10)

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-15-2012, 03:11 PM

dude she's all old and wrinkly...I'm gonna photoshop a picture of her with that hood over her eyes and a lightsaber and show it to my dad...I'll be like "you know who this is dad?" and he'll be like "oh yeah, that's a Sith Lord from Star Wars!" then I'll whip out the original pic and be like "wrong, that's the monster your banging!"

Tiz113 · 03-15-2012, 03:12 PM

ive never been on a plane

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-15-2012, 03:27 PM

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ever been inside of a cockpit before?

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-15-2012, 03:29 PM

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ive never been on a plane

it's not that sweet. they jew you on everything nowadys and it's kind of like being on a bus. I personally like it because I'm into aviation, but if you are gonna go up in a plane go up in a small one and fly around your town...it's an amazing experience

RevC · 03-15-2012, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Z3->WRX->335

it's not that sweet. they jew you on everything nowadys and it's kind of like being on a bus. I personally like it because I'm into aviation, but if you are gonna go up in a plane go up in a small one and fly around your town...it's an amazing experience

you mean you don't like paying a dollar each for peanuts and a coke?

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-15-2012, 03:36 PM

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you mean you don't like paying a dollar each for peanuts and a coke?

not after spending hunreds on the ticket. speaking or airline travel, anyone see the new South Park episode with the TSA last night?

KyLu II · 03-15-2012, 04:51 PM

Hello?

Slops · 03-15-2012, 05:14 PM

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Hello?

Luuuuuuuu

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-15-2012, 05:15 PM

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Hello?

you really have an LFA bra?

Alpine Whiteboy · 03-16-2012, 07:10 AM

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RedBull should pay you and broadcast that shit LOL

Alpine Whiteboy · 03-16-2012, 07:12 AM

When I saw you sitting on the dock, I was waiting for a boat to take off as you water-ski in your size 32 sneakers....

Alpine Whiteboy · 03-16-2012, 07:25 AM

This place has been super dead lately... Sloppy hasn't posted any new pics of his dog, Tiz hasn't showed us a new hairstyle, Nick hasn't bought any new mods to keep in his garage, Shane hasn't checked in from the farm, Kevin hasn't figured out his X-Box yet, Ed hasn't posted any breakfast pics, and even that dude that's marrying a Dutch-Scandinavian-Morrocan hooker hasn't been posting stories of his battered life...

Alpine Whiteboy · 03-16-2012, 07:56 AM

Just read the curling iron story... Dead...

hemi to e90 · 03-16-2012, 08:00 AM

who else is doing the pf changs gtg from nyc?

Slops · 03-16-2012, 08:31 AM

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Lol.... love the fondling of the can on the couch part...

Slops · 03-16-2012, 08:32 AM

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This place has been super dead lately... Sloppy hasn't posted any new pics of his dog, Tiz hasn't showed us a new hairstyle, Nick hasn't bought any new mods to keep in his garage, Shane hasn't checked in from the farm, Kevin hasn't figured out his X-Box yet, Ed hasn't posted any breakfast pics, and even that dude that's marrying a Dutch-Scandinavian-Morrocan hooker hasn't been posting stories of his battered life...

- no edits of Jarrod anymore from the witeboy

nyalpine90 · 03-16-2012, 09:13 AM

:moonwalks:

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-16-2012, 10:12 AM

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Just read the curling iron story... Dead...

besides the fact that I couldn't have sex while recovering from this I was legit scared that I might lose some feeling on a very sensitive area of my body. that girl was pretty cool, down for anything, and worshipped the ground that I walked on...

unfortunatley I cut her bangs off a week before her prom because I was trying to get even for the whack haircut that she gave me... her mom hated me from that point on and things went downhill from there

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-16-2012, 10:13 AM

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wow that really made me want a redbull. We entered the red bull shlitentag a couple weeks ago and I wish I would have stocked up with all the free ones the hot girls were giving out

nyalpine90 · 03-16-2012, 10:24 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82383363/

nyalpine90 · 03-16-2012, 10:28 AM

Z3->WRX->335 · 03-16-2012, 10:30 AM

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hahaha! see! it works! someone in the Off topic section didnt like my video.. he left a nasty comment, i owned him with my reply.

all the guys in off topic are dicks...priceless reply though

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Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 175 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	This place has been super dead lately... Sloppy hasn't posted any new pics of his dog, Tiz hasn't showed us a new hairstyle, Nick hasn't bought any new mods to keep in his garage, Shane hasn't checked in from the farm, Kevin hasn't figured out his X-Box yet, Ed hasn't posted any breakfast pics, and even that dude that's marrying a Dutch-Scandinavian-Morrocan hooker hasn't been posting stories of his battered life... __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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03-16-2012, 08:00 AM	#410
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