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04-18-2013, 08:15 PM | #1 |
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Help Me Please!!!
hey guys i bought a hb4 like months ago and today i wanted to install because i was going to rockford for the weekend and so i start taking stuff apart like the plastics the vaccumm hoses and then i open the ecu and pull out a small black box and on the box it said procede so i had a tune on my car and didnt know so i unplug it and try putting the jb4 on but it starts pouring so i return the procede where it was and then i put everything togehter and i try to start my car and it its just like trying to turn on but it wont and its like clickingggg but theres no contact the car doesnt even turn on and i was suppose to leave town tommorw can anyone HELP ME IM in the burbs of chicago Please if anyone can come to my house and install the jb4 i will pay them and would like to see if anyone can come ASAP LIKE NOW OR LATER TONIGHT OR even after work tommorw i will pay you to help me out and install the jb4 and so atleast my car turns on PLEASE PLEASE someone help me out i will pay you $$$
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04-18-2013, 08:42 PM | #4 |
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04-18-2013, 09:22 PM | #5 |
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can someone take a pic of their ecu with a procede and how it should look like or anyone have a diy to take off the procede and put to stock so i can use my car eff the jb4 until i get someone with experenice to put it on! plewase pics will help my sorry ass!
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04-18-2013, 09:32 PM | #6 |
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Just make sure all the connectors are connected right. Also, double check the connector from every angle to see if there not misaligned. That happened to me once and one of the connectors wasn't plugged in right and car was making the same sound your exampling.
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04-18-2013, 09:35 PM | #7 |
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Is this really a legit post? If so, I hope to God the OP is a woman. JK.....actually I'm not.
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04-18-2013, 09:38 PM | #9 |
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man i tried i dont even know what plugs go where or what im so car stupid im a moron for trying to do this the car has a procede tune idk if the thing works or aynthing , i hope waht you say is correct but i just dont even know what plugs into what or anything man...im screwed. what a way to ruin my weekend plans and everything :help :: help::ma d0260::sign 0012::conf used2:cry ::mad 0233:
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04-18-2013, 09:40 PM | #10 |
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theres so much cables in there like idk il take pictures tommorw morning and post em up at work and see if u guys can tell me what u see wrong like idk anyone in CHICAGO THAT KNOWS HOW TO INSTALL OR FIX THIS PLEASE CONTACT ME OR PM ME I WILL PAY YOU $$$
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04-18-2013, 09:45 PM | #11 |
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All the plugs don't require any force to put in. Just match all the plugs with JB4 and the ECU female connectors. Just remove all the tunes. Try to put it back to stock and then put the tune in (if you want). I don't have any experience with Procedes but its very similar looking to the jb4 (I think).
http://burgertuning.com/instructions/JB4PnP.pdf Read the pdf word for word and you'll be fine. Take your time and double check everything!!
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04-18-2013, 10:09 PM | #12 |
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Am I the only one thinking this? Your lack of basic language syntax and grammar skills makes me question whether you have any business driving a car, much less mucking about in the E-box! You should follow the goddamn video on how to install the "hb4" that is so painfully easy to follow that... well... let me just stop my rant there.
RTFM. Read The [Fabulous] Manual. In print and full color video. http://burgertuning.com/support.html Seriously, dude, you make me weep for the future of America.
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04-19-2013, 05:35 AM | #13 | |
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If your procede is black then its the old one. you can either have the pin out harness or the plug and play one.
If you harness has plugs that match the stock connectors then just unplug each one and plug the stock engine harness plugs back into the ECU and remove the power wire where it connects into the fuse. If you have the pin out version then pull pone plug at a time out of the ECU. Find the wires that go to the Procede harness and pull the pins out one at a time, pull apart the pins where the stock harness connects and plug the pins back into the OEM plug. When this is done for all wires on that plug then put it into the ECU again and start on the next one. Then remove the power wire where it connects into the fuse. Either method shouldn't take very long (less than 2 hours for a first timer that has no idea what is going on). If you are not confident then get the install manual emailed to you from Vishnu tuning and reference the wire colors to ensure all wires are going into the right spots. Again this isn't very hard, even if you aren't good with cars. There are instructions and if you read them they will tell you what to do... simple as that. Good luck Last edited by Streetluger06; 04-19-2013 at 08:39 AM.. |
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04-19-2013, 09:55 AM | #18 |
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Maybe when you disconnected the vacuum hoses you didn't reconnect them correctly?
You shouldn't need to do anything with the vacuum lines as far as installing the tune goes. |
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04-20-2013, 07:41 PM | #21 |
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If you dont know what your doing than why did you attempt to this in the first place? Why not post for someone to meet you and help you do right to sart with,,,,
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