Jerry wines and dines his girls at...

cn555ic · 04-22-2011, 07:23 PM

Jerry wines and dines the girls he takes on a date to this joint...No wonder why they dump his ass the next day!!

MikeyComputers · 04-22-2011, 07:43 PM

lol don't laugh that spot works....

madeinhongkong · 04-23-2011, 07:09 AM

Damn sennnn!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 04-23-2011, 07:12 AM

madeinhongkong · 04-23-2011, 07:30 AM

You know she's DTF if she asks for extra white sauce.

madeinhongkong · 04-23-2011, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

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Originally Posted by Boost2Perfection

You know she's DTF if she asks for extra white sauce.

midget style

Rofl! Someone come rescue me I've been waiting at hassel BMW since 7:30.

madeinhongkong · 04-23-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

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Originally Posted by Boost2Perfection

Rofl! Someone come rescue me I've been waiting at hassel BMW since 7:30.

whats wrong bro

Oil change, SES light... Thermostat?

madeinhongkong · 04-23-2011, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

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Originally Posted by Boost2Perfection

Oil change, SES light... Thermostat?

ah fn SES light. how come u dont have a loaner?

They said next loaner available would be next month... Smh and I wanted to see John Denice.

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I think someone is just a bit upset that he's stuck waking up to the same vagina every morning

Better to get same vagina then playing with thyself and hand

PandaBear · 04-23-2011, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I think someone is just a bit upset that he's stuck waking up to the same vagina every morning

ewww crusty

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PandaBear

ewww crusty

The only thing crusty is your butt from all the dried up semen!

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

this comeback was more predictable than my last fuel pump failure

Your more predictable than a fat lady choosing between cotton candy or breath mints

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

You're more predictable than that E46 dude not showing up to meets

Your more predicatable than Panda choosing between a guy's fine ass over a girl's fine ass!

PandaBear · 04-23-2011, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by cn555ic

Your more predicatable than Panda choosing between a guy's fine ass over a girl's fine ass!

go take off your dentures and eat some prunes.

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by PandaBear

go take off your dentures and eat some prunes.

Go get some dental floss and take out those pubic hairs out of your teeth from all the carpet munching on guys you did last night!!

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

double DAMN! slam!!!! Panda is the man!

What you trying to get on his good side so he can clean your pipes for you!

PandaBear · 04-23-2011, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by cn555ic

Go get some dental floss and take out those pubic hairs out of your teeth from all the carpet munching on guys you did last night!!

im going to put my train in your tunnel, and then have your wife clean it

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i just spit my drink out all over my desk at work

cn555ic · 04-23-2011, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im on everyone's good side brotha love. just not with girls right now.

well are u the brotha that takeif, or the one that give if!!

PandaBear · 04-23-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PandaBear

im going to put my train in your tunnel, and then have your wife clean it

PandaBear · 04-23-2011, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dont start preaching to me right now reverend steve

but if you want to speak like that ok lets go

I walkith down the streettt, yeahhaaaaa!! To the CNR stand I was summonded by a light of advertiseeeeament for some Hala food, yesss! Praise daaaaa the lordd, oh yeahhh!!!

I was suddenly given the power to reach deep down into my pockeettss and grab $5 the lord had placed there from hard hours of work! I grabbed that money, yes, I grabbed that money and ordered the food...

I consumed the meat, licked the white sauce and ricee dryyaaa, yeah!!! I was only there because I had not yet met a female friend to keep me from driving the distance to eat the holy food.. oh yesss!!

damn right you lick that white sauce

PandaBear · 04-23-2011, 08:34 AM

shove it in you

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