The Best Ebay Listing...EVER

KadeSdad · 03-17-2011, 01:01 PM

This is one great listing, read it all and the Q&A's below, classic:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/XCEL-3-2mm-Inf...ht_1654wt_1141

(sorry if this is a re post as not bothered to look

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Mani59 · 03-17-2011, 01:08 PM

Haha, that was very funny

Even nicer to see other companies donating some extra stuff in the auction - how great is that!

Delta0311 · 03-17-2011, 01:14 PM

Lmao!!!!

I Assure You I Never Pissed In My Wet Suit!!

dxb335d · 03-17-2011, 01:41 PM

Fackin ace of spades!!!

Dustin@AEp · 03-17-2011, 01:54 PM

That is honestly one of the funniest things i've ever read bahahahahaah

RockIt · 03-17-2011, 02:11 PM

Raised a much needed laugh! Love the random pic of the bear and the suggestion in Q&A that it's a surfer pissing into a bear suit!!

chris330D · 03-17-2011, 02:18 PM

Quality

Carrera RSR · 03-17-2011, 02:28 PM

I pissed and shit in a wetsuit coasteering in Newquay a few years ago. It was a hire suit from a surf shop. Consider this when you next hire a suit and you have no idea who's worn or done in it previously. I could tell you which hire shop it was from so you could avoid the outside possibility of hiring it, but I'm not going to. Why? Because I can be a cunt like that!!

Enjoy your next surf trip

ADV.1 Matt · 03-17-2011, 02:28 PM

lol. One of the funniest ebay listings i've seen!

Tunna_uk · 03-17-2011, 02:38 PM

funny and clever LMAO

Jred22 · 03-17-2011, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch.

lolz

DavS1 · 03-17-2011, 03:45 PM

Can't beat someone who can endlessly spout funny shite!

Em135eye · 03-17-2011, 03:58 PM

They are good wetsuits though - I have four made by Xcel!

The geezer lives just down the road from me.

mowflow · 03-17-2011, 05:15 PM

Yup, got 2 excel suits myself keep me toasty in the North Sea when it's snowing.

I sold a wetsuit on ebay last year, got good money for it. I had only worn it about 5 times but I pissed in it several times.... every time.

FPO · 03-18-2011, 03:18 AM

I loved reading it last night.
So much so that I even took a copy before they took the item down. It was inevitable wasn't it!
So if anyone wants me to post it, just let us know.

Dizzle · 03-18-2011, 04:45 AM

Got sent this yesterday at work, to be fair you now are getting a good package for the auction, rather than the used wetsuit, dispite it being well looked after, not p!$$ed in you still wouldnt want to pay that much for it - though its now for a great cause!

Teutonicdriver · 03-18-2011, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FPO

I loved reading it last night.
So much so that I even took a copy before they took the item down. It was inevitable wasn't it!
So if anyone wants me to post it, just let us know.

Its still on...... at £8999!!!!

The_Bear_Yid · 03-18-2011, 08:29 PM

Ha ha ha!

Nearly 500k views!

I was going to have a bid but at nearly £11k I'll have to pass. I hope the winning bidder is genuine.

03-17-2011, 01:01 PM	#1
KadeSdad Colonel 128 Rep 2,070 Posts Drives: E350 CDI Sport Cabriolet Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (3)	The Best Ebay Listing...EVER This is one great listing, read it all and the Q&A's below, classic: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/XCEL-3-2mm-Inf...ht_1654wt_1141 (sorry if this is a re post as not bothered to look )
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03-17-2011, 01:08 PM	#2
Mani59 BMW Miniature Collector! 13453 Rep 7,984 Posts Drives: E38 735i SE Individual Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Leicestershire iTrader: (1)	Haha, that was very funny Even nicer to see other companies donating some extra stuff in the auction - how great is that! __________________ Visit my (mainly) BMW gallery http://jetone.co.uk
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03-17-2011, 01:14 PM	#3
Delta0311 Banned 7478 Rep 10,120 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	Lmao!!!! I Assure You I Never Pissed In My Wet Suit!!
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dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 942 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	Fackin ace of spades!!! __________________ 997.2 GT3
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03-17-2011, 01:54 PM	#5
Dustin@AEp Captain 41 Rep 625 Posts Drives: BMW E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Southern California iTrader: (2)	That is honestly one of the funniest things i've ever read bahahahahaah
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RockIt Lieutenant Colonel 95 Rep 1,720 Posts Drives: Mercedes C350 Coupe Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Curry Capital of Yorkshire! iTrader: (0) Garage List 2012 Mercedes C350 ... [0.00] 2008 Audi TTS [0.00] 2006 E92 330i SE [0.00]	Raised a much needed laugh! Love the random pic of the bear and the suggestion in Q&A that it's a surfer pissing into a bear suit!! __________________ RockIt!
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chris330D Major 36 Rep 1,135 Posts Drives: F31 335d Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sussex, UK iTrader: (0)	Quality
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03-17-2011, 02:28 PM	#8
Carrera RSR Colonel 74 Rep 2,937 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Location: Location: iTrader: (1)	I pissed and shit in a wetsuit coasteering in Newquay a few years ago. It was a hire suit from a surf shop. Consider this when you next hire a suit and you have no idea who's worn or done in it previously. I could tell you which hire shop it was from so you could avoid the outside possibility of hiring it, but I'm not going to. Why? Because I can be a cunt like that!! Enjoy your next surf trip
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03-17-2011, 02:28 PM	#9
ADV.1 Matt Lieutenant Colonel 130 Rep 1,512 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (0)	lol. One of the funniest ebay listings i've seen!
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Tunna_uk Captain 72 Rep 797 Posts Drives: BMW 320d Le Mans Blue Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Teesside UK iTrader: (0) Garage List E90 BMW 325i M Sport [0.00]	funny and clever LMAO
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DavS1 Major 53 Rep 1,272 Posts Drives: Emfree Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [0.00]	Can't beat someone who can endlessly spout funny shite! __________________ Monte Carlo Blue M3 Comp
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Em135eye Banned 175 Rep 4,302 Posts Drives: M135i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South West iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 BMW M135i 5 door [0.00]	They are good wetsuits though - I have four made by Xcel! The geezer lives just down the road from me.
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03-17-2011, 05:15 PM	#14
mowflow Colonel 62 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: Golf 7R Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (2)	Yup, got 2 excel suits myself keep me toasty in the North Sea when it's snowing. I sold a wetsuit on ebay last year, got good money for it. I had only worn it about 5 times but I pissed in it several times.... every time. __________________ Daily Golf R Project Peugeot 205 1.6 GTi
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03-18-2011, 03:18 AM	#15
FPO Second Lieutenant 44 Rep 247 Posts Drives: 2010 LCI E92 335d M-Sport Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	I loved reading it last night. So much so that I even took a copy before they took the item down. It was inevitable wasn't it! So if anyone wants me to post it, just let us know.
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03-18-2011, 04:45 AM	#16
Dizzle Major 56 Rep 1,253 Posts Drives: F30 335xD Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: UK, Staffordshire iTrader: (0)	Got sent this yesterday at work, to be fair you now are getting a good package for the auction, rather than the used wetsuit, dispite it being well looked after, not p!$$ed in you still wouldnt want to pay that much for it - though its now for a great cause!
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03-18-2011, 08:29 PM	#18
The_Bear_Yid BM Noob 24 Rep 975 Posts Drives: E92 325i Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Kent iTrader: (1)	Ha ha ha! Nearly 500k views! I was going to have a bid but at nearly £11k I'll have to pass. I hope the winning bidder is genuine.
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