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Propa Sikk 135i man - so fast even M3 is slowa!
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| 08-04-2010, 08:00 AM | #1 |
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Propa Sikk 135i man - so fast even M3 is slowa!
hi.
for sale becose of it not bein suitabel for my job is this proper phat 135i. It as been on dis other site for a while innit, ubt ive heard this over geezer came on ere and got sumfing like 8 million views or woteva! http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1897792.htm neway listen. I dtnt put it in my add or nfink coz people hate da player, but you clowns should respek dis car. Its PROPA fast. Got 406 horsepower and shit nows how much tork - I got proof coz I drove past a field faster than loadsa horses was runnin, then I just did the power to weight ration and thats how it came out right. other thing is, I saw this M3 on the street sometime ago. One o them E90 clarts so I thought right then geez. Pulled up alongside im and the geez is only sat in is livin room watchin tele. Thort then, dis is ma chance - so I popped a proper mad burnout, left im standin' it wa like E dint even try! Thats proof if u ask me! Like I said its proper fast. Only sellin it coz of economics and dat. Prob wouldn' even fink dat you guys could afford to run it but u never know - deffo doubt u could hanbdle da power so I was finkin if u wanna test drive it den better come wit some unsurance - I dnt bovva wiv it so u will ave to get your own! Laters Matt |
| 08-04-2010, 08:20 AM | #4 |
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| 08-04-2010, 08:23 AM | #5 | |
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| 08-04-2010, 08:57 AM | #8 |
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brilliant I love it!
But has da boi got da paper coz if he ent I is not dat imprsseded! I may go for de auuuudi convert boi!! Or I may purchase the stunning motorvehicle for one's weekend plaything sweetie!  |
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| 08-04-2010, 09:07 AM | #10 |
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No offense bruv, but can you write proper english?
writing the whole advertisement like a 15year old, just give off the feeling you don't take proper care of the car and from what you been saying, you just ragged the car everywhere, do you really think anyone would buy that when this is a beloved bmw car forum where everyone takes good care of there own car? selling a vehicle is not a showing off. |
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| 08-04-2010, 09:29 AM | #12 |
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Whats with the Chav-Speak!?
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| 08-04-2010, 09:51 AM | #13 | |
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Wot planet r u on neway? all I do is drive my car like she wants to be driven. And why you come on ere chattin to me about writin like a lil kid when you bash out a sentence like 'selling a vehicle is not a showing off.' eh? mebbes you need to be more careful with your sosige fingers bud! Matt |
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| 08-04-2010, 10:16 AM | #16 |
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Cracking advert. Well done
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| 08-04-2010, 10:18 AM | #18 |
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I'll swap my bruvvers wifes sisters boyfriends bmx chopper for you if yous like it. I dont wanna be messd around by yous sayin i is a liar or nuffin tho.
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