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      10-25-2013, 09:01 AM   #265
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Billup, can't tell from the tastefully done depiction of female ejaculation, but is he fisting her??
I'm glad you caught that. I did in fact, make sure he was barreling his fist inside her, for added dramatics.
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      10-25-2013, 09:02 AM   #266
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Finally an actual gynecologist (with a MD and not a Google) in the thread! Looks like some guys on here love getting pissed on!
I would much rather be pissed on, than pissed off. Good day, sir.
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      10-25-2013, 09:03 AM   #267
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That's a territory many are afraid of, almost like a no mans (or an only mans land).

Lets see how many people have their brown belt....
no brown belt here.

#girthproblems
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I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm relieved that you are on the correct side of this discussion...and I'll save you the awkward discussion while you are in the stirrups

The "female ejaculation" is piss. End.Of.Discussion

And if you want the hardest orgasm of you life....buy a wand (Hitachi) massager...use it simultaneous on your clitoris during intercourse....

Best positions are: hands and knees/missionary/your favorite reverse cow girl/be creative

Guaranteed multiple orgasms...and pro move....this works very well for those interested in expanding into anal sex

and the G spot is real...it is on the anterior side of the vagina...just behind the pubic bone...best explored with a finger gently stroking from the cervix to the bone with clitoral stimulation with your tongue or vibe...many women prefer it after a clitoral orgasm....the G spot orgasm is a different feeling
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      10-25-2013, 11:14 AM   #270
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I honestly think Sara sounds more like a 20 yr old virgin male than a girl now. If you've never had your junk destroyed then you're not doing it right.
At least I know how the female body works.
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      10-25-2013, 11:22 AM   #271
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At least I know how the female body works.
LOL. Sure. But you don't. Keep thinking it's piss. You still haven't read those medical journals I linked you to, huh?

Oh well.
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the third type of orgasm (the anal orgasm) is not for the novice to attempt...
Hitting the "deep spot/A-spot" from anal penetration? Tell us your technique, doctor. I'm kind of a newb with anal as I've only just recently found a partner who's into that and would love to make her orgasm that way (LOL- see...I'm honest...I don't brag all the time)


Oh- and as long as it doesn't smell like piss, which it never has in my experience, I don't care. It's awesome to make a woman totally lose control. I still have my doubts though since I've made it happen within 5 minutes of her using the bathroom. In fact, women who I do this regularly with often intentionally use the bathroom first just for this reason. Next time you pee, go back for seconds in under 5 minutes and see how much comes out.
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      10-25-2013, 11:29 AM   #273
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That's a territory many are afraid of, almost like a no mans (or an only mans land).

Lets see how many people have their brown belt....
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Oh- and as long as it doesn't smell like piss, which it never has in my experience, I don't care.
Correct. The reason it doesn't smell is because the fluid which is secreted doesn't contain urea or creatinine which are both in urine. Because it's not urine.

It's been studied by an actual doctor with the fluid lab tested.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17634056

Idiots.
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LOL. Sure. But you don't. Keep thinking it's piss. You still haven't read those medical journals I linked you to, huh?

Oh well.
We just had a real Dr confirm. Have you not read all the posts? iDeliver is an OBGYN.

Who are you going to believe? A journal posted by someone you've never even heard of or an actual DR thats been on this board for years and has always answered all of our concerns correctly in the past.
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Hitting the "deep spot/A-spot" from anal penetration? Tell us your technique, doctor. I'm kind of a newb with anal as I've only just recently found a partner who's into that and would love to make her orgasm that way (LOL- see...I'm honest...I don't brag all the time)
Most don't know they are into it, until it actually goes INTO them. The ol' poop chute is an exit only, until they find out things can accidentally go in as well.

The best way to get her going would involve some warm sensation lube, a 9 iron, two paper clips, a plastic bag with a hole cut it in, and a jar of grandma's concorde grape jelly.

I'll explain the logistics later.
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We just had a real Dr confirm. Have you not read all the posts? iDeliver is an OBGYN.

Who are you going to believe? A journal posted by someone you've never even heard of or an actual DR thats been on this board for years and has always answered all of our concerns correctly in the past.
Who wouldn't believe a journal entry from Austria back in 2007?


I thought iDeliver worked for UPS. I feel better knowing this is untrue. I enjoy reading all the responses, and how divided this topic is.
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Who wouldn't believe a journal entry from Austria back in 2007?


I thought iDeliver worked for UPS. I feel better knowing this is untrue. I enjoy reading all the responses, and how divided this topic is.

He delivers babies goofball!

lol He had one thread years back "Ask an obgyn anything" that was an interesting thread!
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He delivers babies goofball!

lol He had one thread years back "Ask an obgyn anything" that was an interesting thread!
Ah, babies, not packages.

Oh Lawd, I can't even imagine..., I know this board is riddled with PhD induced knowledge and experience, so I bet that was a riot.
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I like that connection with the username to the profession.

It might inspire me to change my own username, something like "iorangesalesman",
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      10-25-2013, 12:10 PM   #281
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no brown belt here.

#girthproblems
I have but 2 words for you my friend:

KY
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You're welcome.
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We just had a real Dr confirm. Have you not read all the posts? iDeliver is an OBGYN.

Who are you going to believe? A journal posted by someone you've never even heard of or an actual DR thats been on this board for years and has always answered all of our concerns correctly in the past.
Sweetheart, there are many people in their respective careers who aren't the most informed or up-to-date. The field of medicine is one in particular.

One thing you learn in college is how to look up reliable, trustworthy research articles from appropriate sources. I didn't link you to something on Yahoo Answers. It's a work authored by a researcher in this specific area of study, so yes...I am more inclined to believe that over an OBGYN who posts on a BMW message board. However, since I like being informed, I would love to read anything published in a journal by "ideliver" proving otherwise. I have no ego invested in what the chemical composition of the fluid is. I'm just presenting information from medical research which has been done. Don't forget, this is on top of the three links I gave you several pages back.

Again, I would urge you to present articles showing otherwise. Until then, you're basing your knowledge off of nothing. This has actually never been a topic of argument in my adult life as I have never encountered someone who actually thought the ejaculate was urine. All the opposition got me secong-guessing myself, so I spent 10-15 minutes looking it up some more in case I was wrong.

From what I've continued to learn...I'm not.

Take care.
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I like that connection with the username to the profession.

It might inspire me to change my own username, something like "iorangesalesman",
iBangfatties

FYI; I hear selling oranges is a very lucrative business. How do you do it?
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We just had a real Dr confirm. Have you not read all the posts? iDeliver is an OBGYN.

Who are you going to believe? A journal posted by someone you've never even heard of or an actual DR thats been on this board for years and has always answered all of our concerns correctly in the past.
No, why would he believe him?

He's the expert. He knows everything.

As if internet based medical "documents" can't be fabricated to perpetuate the falsehoods portrayed by the porn industry to virgins who will never leave their parents basements... Remember folks, there's a lot of money in an industry based on sad virgins.
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Sweetheart, there are many people in their respective careers who aren't the most informed or up-to-date. The field of medicine is one in particular.

One thing you learn in college is how to look up reliable, trustworthy research articles from appropriate sources. I didn't link you to something on Yahoo Answers. It's a work authored by a researcher in this specific area of study, so yes...I am more inclined to believe that over an OBGYN who posts on a BMW message board. However, since I like being informed, I would love to read anything published in a journal by "ideliver" proving otherwise. I have no ego invested in what the chemical composition of the fluid is. I'm just presenting information from medical research which has been done. Don't forget, this is on top of the three links I gave you several pages back.

Again, I would urge you to present articles showing otherwise. Until then, you're basing your knowledge off of nothing. This has actually never been a topic of argument in my adult life as I have never encountered someone who actually thought the ejaculate was urine. All the opposition got me secong-guessing myself, so I spent 10-15 minutes looking it up some more in case I was wrong.

From what I've continued to learn...I'm not.

Take care.
Ok noob. Whatever helps you sleep at night
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No, why would he believe him?

He's the expert. He knows everything.

As if internet based medical "documents" can't be fabricated to perpetuate the falsehoods portrayed by the porn industry to virgins who will never leave their parents basements... Remember folks, there's a lot of money in an industry based on sad virgins.
Hahaha
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