Budget Cuts

Brunotheboxer · 02-23-2006, 04:38 PM

Faced with budget cuts, an executive decides that he has to fire one of his employees. Finally, after much soul-searching, he narrows the candidates down to either Debra or Jack.
Since Debra and Jack are equally qualified and both do an excellent job, the executive decides that he'll can the first of the two to use the water cooler the next morning.
Debra comes in the next day with a fierce hangover. She heads straight for the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin with.
The executive calls her over. "Debra, I've never done this before," he says, "but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you please jack off?" Debra replies. "I feel like shit."

deutschmann59 · 02-23-2006, 08:44 PM

Ha ha ha!

DILLIGAF · 02-23-2006, 09:25 PM

lol...nice

e90rocks · 02-23-2006, 09:46 PM

02-23-2006, 04:38 PM	#1
Brunotheboxer Colonel 371 Rep 2,984 Posts Drives: 2014 Shelby GT500. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston/Cape Cod iTrader: (0)	Budget Cuts Faced with budget cuts, an executive decides that he has to fire one of his employees. Finally, after much soul-searching, he narrows the candidates down to either Debra or Jack. Since Debra and Jack are equally qualified and both do an excellent job, the executive decides that he'll can the first of the two to use the water cooler the next morning. Debra comes in the next day with a fierce hangover. She heads straight for the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin with. The executive calls her over. "Debra, I've never done this before," he says, "but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you please jack off?" Debra replies. "I feel like shit."
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02-23-2006, 08:44 PM	#2
deutschmann59 Captain 174 Rep 737 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: e90post.com iTrader: (0)	Ha ha ha!
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02-23-2006, 09:25 PM	#3
DILLIGAF Lieutenant 7 Rep 433 Posts Drives: 2006 SG 330i ZSP MT CA Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Whitby, Ontario iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	lol...nice __________________ 2006 330i Sparkling Graphite/Sport pkg/Comfort Access/Aluminum Pedals/35% LLumar tint/Blacklines/OEM Shortshift knob
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02-23-2006, 09:46 PM	#4
e90rocks Myrmidon 17 Rep 236 Posts Drives: Entwicklung 90 - 325 Xi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325 xi [0.00]	Don't know Jack
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